Revenge Tricks.

[Lilmiss]

:D Since Im such a miserable mood, a few suggestions I found...


When on holiday, set your alarm clocks to go off early at high volume.
Smear fake tan all over phone receiver, and watch the colour change on your victim.
Pour powdered milk in your targets bed, when they sweat it will melt onto them and stink. The milk stays in the pores for days.
Bet your pal they cant get a pool ball into their mouth. Maybe they can get it in, but not out. The hospitals own a device for getting them out.
Using a syringe, inject garlic or chilli oil into their toothpaste.
Repeatedly pour oil under your targets car, the will think they have a leak.
Pour popcorn in their exhaust pipe, when it gets hot...it pops.
Fill targets umbrella/coat hood with hole punch waste.
Put dog poo down golf holes.
Pour bird seed on victims car. It will be covered in bird poo before long.
Put gelatine down targets toilet, it sets hard in a few days.
Write a message in the grass with weedkiller. Takes forever to grow out.
Throw meat balls into garden, followed by an empty rat poison box.

Feel free to add to, I need more idea's for those pesky kids. ;) :P

[TheDave]

remind me never to get on the wrong side of you

[Barbarossa]

Cling-film on the toilet seat...
Raw fish lodged behind a radiator or sewn into the curtains...
Swapping the labels on tins of food...

This sort of thing? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by TheDave@11 August 2004 - 16:19
remind me never to get on the wrong side of you
Good plan at the mo.
Mwahahaha ;) :P


Place small rocks inside their hub caps. Makes an annoying rattle, and is hard to find.
Replace contents of shampoo with hair remover.
Pour talc in hairdryer.
Advertise your boss's job in the paper with his number to reply on.
While they are away, cover targets carpet with water and cress seeds.
Put food colouring into the water reservoir of targets iron.

[DanB]

A tad extreme (http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/ka_fucking_boom/howtomakeflopp170371.html)


:ph34r:

[Snee]

Put clear plastic over the toilet- classic!

like colin said, darn.

[Guillaume]

Unleash Proper Bo on them! :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Gurahl@11 August 2004 - 16:30
Unleash Proper Bo on them! :lol:
:angry: :angry: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+hate+you+Bo.bmp :angry: :angry:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by lilmiss+11 August 2004 - 16:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 11 August 2004 - 16:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@11 August 2004 - 16:30
Unleash Proper Bo on them&#33;&nbsp; :lol:
:angry: :angry: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+hate+you+Bo.bmp :angry: :angry: [/b][/quote]
thats a bit h4r5h

[DanB]

Originally posted by TheDave+11 August 2004 - 17:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 11 August 2004 - 17:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2004 - 16:35
<!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@11 August 2004 - 16:30
Unleash Proper Bo on them&#33;&nbsp; :lol:
:angry: :angry: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+hate+you+Bo.bmp :angry: :angry:
thats a bit h4r5h [/b][/quote]
:lol: Just a bit

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2004 - 17:15
color=purple]Fill targets umbrella/coat hood with hole punch waste.[/color]
I actually did this to a girl thats works in the office upstairs but instead of using hole punch waste i used the clippings off the clock machine.She did`nt fing it amusing. :o

We also have a thing at work where if people leave their cars in the worshop overnight things happen to them like filling their boots(trunks) with polystyrene chipping and it kinda pisses them off when they don`t find them until they go shopping.Another good one is putting something in their wheeltrims so it makes a rattling noise when they go down the road. :D :D

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by TheDave+11 August 2004 - 16:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave &#064; 11 August 2004 - 16:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@11 August 2004 - 16:35
:angry::angry: http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+hate+you+Bo.bmp :angry: :angry:
thats a bit h4r5h[/b][/quote]

No, not at all. :unsure: :01:


:D

Edit; EFF, we should work our way down the whole list. :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2004 - 16:15
:D Since Im such a miserable mood, a few suggestions I found...


When on holiday, set your alarm clocks to go off early at high volume.
Smear fake tan all over phone receiver, and watch the colour change on your victim.
Pour powdered milk in your targets bed, when they sweat it will melt onto them and stink. The milk stays in the pores for days.
Bet your pal they cant get a pool ball into their mouth. Maybe they can get it in, but not out. The hospitals own a device for getting them out.
Using a syringe, inject garlic or chilli oil into their toothpaste.
Repeatedly pour oil under your targets car, the will think they have a leak.
Pour popcorn in their exhaust pipe, when it gets hot...it pops.
Fill targets umbrella/coat hood with hole punch waste.
Put dog poo down golf holes.
Pour bird seed on victims car. It will be covered in bird poo before long.
Put gelatine down targets toilet, it sets hard in a few days.
Write a message in the grass with weedkiller. Takes forever to grow out.
Throw meat balls into garden, followed by an empty rat poison box.

Feel free to add to, I need more idea&#39;s for those pesky kids. ;) :P
so many sugestions so little time &#33;&#33;&#33; :w00t:

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by lilmiss@11 August 2004 - 17:15
Put dog poo down golf holes.
:lol: What do you have against golfers? :blink:

[Snee]

I like the one you can do if people have computers at work.

Take a screenshot of their desktop, use it as their desktop background, hide the start menu, and the icons, and presto.

Hours of fun if you are lucky.


Can&#39;t leave the computers at uni without doing it.

[Gemby!]

Bet your pal they cant get a pool ball into their mouth. Maybe they can get it in, but not out. The hospitals own a device for getting them out.

thats not a very good example to set me :nono:

*runs to nearest pool playing pub *

[TheDave]

Originally posted by SnnY@11 August 2004 - 20:25
I like the one you can do if people have computers at work.

Take a screenshot of their desktop, use it as their desktop background, hide the start menu, and the icons, and presto.

Hours of fun if you are lucky.


Can&#39;t leave the computers at uni without doing it.
its a good trick for when yooure on the internet at school. just print screen wiith Document1.doc up then stretch your word window to meet the fake start button bar thing

[Lilmiss]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bump.gif


I need more suggestions. ;)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by lilmiss@12 August 2004 - 15:56
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/bump.gif


I need more suggestions.&nbsp; ;)
may I ask why :unsure: :helpsmile:

oh and hi :)

[Lilmiss]

Best not to. :unsure:



But &#39;ello.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by lilmiss@12 August 2004 - 16:05
Best not to. :unsure:



But &#39;ello.
oh eck :(

[Guillaume]

The old "potato in the exhaust pipe" trick?

[Proper Bo]

What the hell was that first page about?&#33; :angry:

I shall have my vengeance :shifty:

[Gemby!]

sell their house on ebay :01:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@12 August 2004 - 16:42
I shall have my vengeance :shifty:
Bring it on, bitch. :01:

:angry:http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+hate+you+Bo.bmp :angry:




Im ready for ya. B)

[Guillaume]

Who&#39;s in for bets?

I&#39;m willing to bet ten euros on Lilmiss winning by severe damage to the opponent&#39;s groin... :P

[Lilmiss]

I want in too.


£10 on the fiesty wench.
and £30 on meself. :P

[HCT]

put sugar on the gas tank
or
put motor oil in the brake fluid so after a few uses of the brakes, the brakes get stuck together and they wont be able to move there car at all or
super glue a key hole
or on winter super glue there windows open.

[TheRealDave]

Super glue&#33; So many evil things can be done with super glue. :01:

[Gemby!]

put their finger in warm water while they sleep - they will pee their panties :blink:

[*goddess*]

:o Gemby, I had no idea you were so evil :01:


:D How&#39;s mini moo cow?