Some News Today That Made Me Smile

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

with a new guy, lol. she apparently had her house broken into, and they stole jewelry, and a laptop, and videos, and I guess it is reported that included in those vids is another sex tape with her and that gay boyband guy she was dating, nick carter I believe was his name. OH boy, maybe a new paris hilton porn thread.................cant I dream :wub:

[manker]

Originally posted by Mïcrösöül°V³@14 August 2004 - 00:53
with a new guy, lol. she apparently had her house broken into, and they stole jewelry, and a laptop, and videos, and I guess it is reported that included in those vids is another sex tape with her and that gay boyband guy she was dating, nick carter I believe was his name. OH boy, maybe a new paris hilton porn thread.................cant I dream :wub:
You must want to see that boyband guy. Surely she can't show us anymore :huh:

[Mïcrösöül°V³]

It is reported that she did even crazier shit in this vid. (not that her first one was carazy, but still,..............i wait. :ph34r:

[Aaron_T]

please not another thread :lol:

[TheDave]

why does this excite you?


she looks like a manitee with a fat lip

[peat moss]

Originally posted by TheDave@13 August 2004 - 18:13
why does this excite you?


she looks like a manitee with a fat lip
Ya too skinny , Why can't Delta Burke do something naughty for gripes sake? B)

[Mathea]

good god

as if it wasnt bad enuff before. everyone wanted to see the first one, it was so hyped... and i would bet it was one of the most boring pornos to ever hit the shelves

it was absolute crap, and i dont see how anyone could look forward to a second one

is it just bc she is a rich celebrity? for real, theres so many better movies out there... cant the paris hilton craze just die? (ffs we're now selling a "paris heiress" costume @ work.... a little halter top, skirt, name tag, and stuffed dog)



/rant

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Mathea@14 August 2004 - 02:43
good god

as if it wasnt bad enuff before. everyone wanted to see the first one, it was so hyped... and i would bet it was one of the most boring pornos to ever hit the shelves

it was absolute crap, and i dont see how anyone could look forward to a second one

is it just bc she is a rich celebrity? for real, theres so many better movies out there... cant the paris hilton craze just die? (ffs we're now selling a "paris heiress" costume @ work.... a little halter top, skirt, name tag, and stuffed dog)



/rant
there are some sick fucks in this world :(

[Mathea]

yeah its creepy

[TheDave]

is it legal to sell an actual stuffed dog as a sex toy? :blink:

[Mathea]

well i guess so... i mean we got sex toys that are shaped like animals etc

like the butterflies.... or the tiny vibrating gerbil/mouse.... oh and blow up sheep and pigs...




though technically they ARENT sex toys, as all products says "for novelty purposes only"

[TheDave]

yeah, whatever



[off-topic] i just confirmed i'm a northern basterd, but i closed the moderation and cant be arsed to type mod tap down and return
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[Rip The Jacker]

In my opinion Paris Hilton looks like an anorexic slut. :ph34r:

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by Rip The Jacker@14 August 2004 - 05:07
In my opinion Paris Hilton looks like an anorexic slut. :ph34r:
Perhaps, but if she offers it to you, would you really decline the offer? :rolleyes:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi+14 August 2004 - 04:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Darth Sushi @ 14 August 2004 - 04:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Rip The Jacker@14 August 2004 - 05:07
In my opinion Paris Hilton looks like an anorexic slut. :ph34r:
Perhaps, but if she offers it to you, would you really decline the offer? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
she&#39;s probably below the average of the normal girl off the street

really really not special, theres a chance of saying no, really :o

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Darth Sushi@13 August 2004 - 20:20
would you really decline the offer? :rolleyes:
Hell no. I never said there was anything wrong with anorexic sluts. :lol: :P

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by Rip The Jacker+14 August 2004 - 05:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rip The Jacker &#064; 14 August 2004 - 05:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Darth Sushi@13 August 2004 - 20:20
would you really decline the offer? :rolleyes:
Hell no. I never said there was anything wrong with anorexic sluts. :lol: :P[/b][/quote]
Right on :lol: I would be all over it myself. :D

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by TheDave@14 August 2004 - 05:25
she&#39;s probably below the average of the normal girl off the street

really really not special, theres a chance of saying no, really :o
Where do you cruise (AKA as goat roping in Texas)? Rodeo Drive? :D

[TheDave]

britain, and we arent exactly famous for our women either