The Most Evil Thing You Have Ever Done

[Mad Cat]

I'm just bored so meh, share it with us.

[TheDave]

i threw an old lady in a wood chipper

[Cheese]

I invented the 80's.

[ziggyjuarez]

I created jive talk.

[Robert00000]

I blew up a puppy with an air pump until it exploded :dog: :gunsmile:

[ziggyjuarez]

I am Withcheese.

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 13:07
I invented the 80's.
u son of a bitch. tha&#39;ts it u bastard, i&#39;m comin after u wit everything i got. but i don&#39;t have anything cuz i just spent all my money on testosterone :01: i already see some differences, hope i dont get liver damage :( <_<

[ziggyjuarez]

Originally posted by cpt_azad+15 August 2004 - 21:13--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (cpt_azad @ 15 August 2004 - 21:13)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 13:07
I invented the 80&#39;s.
u son of a bitch. tha&#39;ts it u bastard, i&#39;m comin after u wit everything i got. but i don&#39;t have anything cuz i just spent all my money on testosterone :01: i already see some differences, hope i dont get liver damage :( <_< [/b][/quote]
All you need to do is puchups and you will get buff as me B)

[DarthInsinuate]

do past lives count?

i commited mass-murder a few times

[Snee]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez+15 August 2004 - 23:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ziggyjuarez @ 15 August 2004 - 23:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by cpt_asshole@15 August 2004 - 21:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 13:07
I invented the 80&#39;s.
u son of a bitch. tha&#39;ts it u bastard, i&#39;m comin after u wit everything i got. but i don&#39;t have anything cuz i just spent all my money on testosterone :01: i already see some differences, hope i dont get liver damage :( <_< I&#39;m a fruity ponce
All you need to do is puchups and you will get buff as me B) [/b][/quote]
Just joined in to quote

[ziggyjuarez]

Originally posted by SnnY+15 August 2004 - 21:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 15 August 2004 - 21:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@15 August 2004 - 23:14

Originally posted by cpt_asshole@15 August 2004 - 21:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 13:07
I invented the 80&#39;s.
u son of a bitch. tha&#39;ts it u bastard, i&#39;m comin after u wit everything i got. but i don&#39;t have anything cuz i just spent all my money on testosterone :01: i already see some differences, hope i dont get liver damage :( <_< I&#39;m a fruity ponce
All you need to do is puchups and you will get buff as me B)
Just joined in to quote [/b][/quote]
:)

[Cheese]

I introduced ziggyjuarez to FST.

[zacspeed]

did 31 in a 30&#33;

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 22:26
I introduced ziggyjuarez to FST.
you sick son of a bitch, i hope one day you stay in the sun too long and melt

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by SnnY+15 August 2004 - 13:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 15 August 2004 - 13:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@15 August 2004 - 23:14

Originally posted by cpt_asshole@15 August 2004 - 21:13
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 13:07
I invented the 80&#39;s.
u son of a bitch. tha&#39;ts it u bastard, i&#39;m comin after u wit everything i got. but i don&#39;t have anything cuz i just spent all my money on testosterone :01: i already see some differences, hope i dont get liver damage :( <_< I&#39;m a fruity ponce
All you need to do is puchups and you will get buff as me B)
Just joined in to quote [/b][/quote]
thank u snny, ur contribution is exceptional

as for the whole pushups thing, nah, doesn&#39;t work, i bench more than i weigh trust me, pushups are wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too easy. and i just can&#39;t do the weights i want to do (rite now for dumbell press, i&#39;m doing the 85&#39;s, my goal is to be doing the 100&#39;s ASAP, that&#39;s a 30 pound difference). hopefully, this testosterone will help out. my friend took it, he jumped up in weights in less than a week, and to be frank, i am seeing changes rite now.


now, the most evil thing ever?


once i cut the cable wire (internet) of my friends house cuz i was pissed off at him, he had no internet or tv for a week, the technichians couldn&#39;t find the problem at first (they don&#39;t do a whole line check). but eventually they did. i hope i never get into that situation :(

[ziggyjuarez]

Originally posted by Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 21:26
I introduced ziggyjuarez to FST.
You motherfucker.

[Mad Cat]

I think I did the worst thing here, I watched, "You Got Served."

Yes, the movie with dancing kids. The shame.

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by Mad Cat@15 August 2004 - 13:34
I think I did the worst thing here, I watched, "You Got Served."

Yes, the movie with dancing kids. The shame.
my god, wat were u thinking man?

[Lilmiss]

I&#39;ve done too many evil things to share them with you guys.


I have however, shaved my pals eyebrow because he was soo vain.
He wore a hat til it grew back. :D
He did put a stupid nick in mine, like Vanilla Ice.....
But I got him back for that one too. :01:

[DarthInsinuate]

in school the guy who sat infront of me was always leaning forwards on the chairs front legs, it was pissing me off, so i lifted the back leg with my toe and the chair just fell away landing him on his ass, the class just thought he fell off :lol: :lol: :lol: , damn, i&#39;m off to look for repentance

[vidcc]

I suggested that the USA could have a socially funded healthcare system :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Hehe. :D


In French, an age ago, I convinced my pals to put headache balm, (balm form of Deep Heat) under their eyes, sellotaped a friend chair to their desk and covered my teacher chair in pins. :ph34r:

That was just French. :blink:

[100%]

:lol: this thread :lol:

Told my girlfriend what i was thinking

she did NOT approve <_<

[Infested Cats]

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I killed her.

[DanB]

Originally posted by Infested Cats@16 August 2004 - 00:55
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I killed her.
Harsh :ph34r:

[Aaron_T]

i forgot to hold the door open for a lady once :unsure:

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by Withcheese@15 August 2004 - 14:07
I invented the 80&#39;s.
I knew there was something about you I liked...
Thanks&#33;&#33;&#33; Cheese...the 80&#39;s were terrific.

Pulled the chair out from under my 8th Grade Science teacher as he was ready to sit down...got a standing ovation from the class, got sent to the principals office from the teacher. :(

Met this girl I really liked, she told me the only way we could do it is if I had a rubber, well I had one, but never used it. :D

[Celerystalksme]

My ex-girlfriend gave me throat crabs and she laughed...so i gave her AIDS :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

I jacked off everywhere in a peep show booth when there was 6 people in the que to go in next...i opened the door, laughed and then ran...

Recently i called my ex-girlfriend a cumdumpster...

[Yogi]

My most evil act is soon to come:

I will shove a very large barbwired celery up someones ass.

[*goddess*]

;) Do ya think it&#39;s possible to shove it up Cely&#39;s own arse??


:01: :lol:

[manker]

Originally posted by *goddess*@16 August 2004 - 13:31
;) Do ya think it&#39;s possible to shove it up Cely&#39;s own arse??


:01: :lol:
Have to get his head out of there first :P

[*goddess*]

:blink: I thought lettuce&#39; had heads not celery.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by *goddess*@16 August 2004 - 14:31
;) Do ya think it&#39;s possible to shove it up Cely&#39;s own arse??


:01: :lol:
That was my intention, yes.


@Manker: if the head fits, the celery is peanuts....... :blink:

http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/headass.jpg

[Gemby!]

i can&#39;t remember the evil things i have done

but i know i have done some stuff

i&#39;m eviiilll &#33;&#33;&#33; :devil:

but im a nice person usually :blink:

[ck-uk]

Drunk a bottle of whisky one crimbo at a mate&#33;&#33;..Threw-up,wrecked the sofa n kiddies presents&#33;&#33;

[crazy_billy_bats]

I threw rotton eggs on top of someones tent structure out their back garden the other week as we were all drunk as fuck. It probably stank, and still hasnt been cleaned off as they cant see it.

[Keikan]

I threw someone&#39;s binder with all their precious schoolwork in the trash

[S!X]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@15 August 2004 - 14:09
I created jive talk.
like Yea Botha,Dam SON,yo dog ect? :D :lol:

[RGX]

Can&#39;t think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.

A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom (:rolleyes:) I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.

Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...

She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.

Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she&#39;d have got over it by now and would laugh too.

Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don&#39;t quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.

Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose. :angry:

Personally I think she should have apologised to me. :P

[Gemby!]

i flicked someone in the eyes

:D :01:

[DarthInsinuate]

i jabbed someone in the eye - in my defense i was upset and wanted to be left alone, and i also made quip to go with it

[Biggles]

In a phone-in I willfully voted for Rolf Harris&#39;s "Two little boys" so people would have to listen to it.

I confess, it was the voices that made me do it. :blink:

[Lilmiss]

RGX, what can I say but....


:lol: Eejit. :D

[TheKiler]

Most evil thing I&#39;ve ever done was shot a piece of poop up a power line.

[silent h3ro]

Originally posted by RGX@17 August 2004 - 14:33
Can&#39;t think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.

A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom (:rolleyes:) I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.

Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...

She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.

Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she&#39;d have got over it by now and would laugh too.

Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don&#39;t quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.

Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose. :angry:

Personally I think she should have apologised to me. :P
:lol: :lol:
Thats so funny&#33; :lol:

[Spicker]

Originally posted by HardcoreGamer+18 August 2004 - 04:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (HardcoreGamer &#064; 18 August 2004 - 04:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@17 August 2004 - 14:33
Can&#39;t think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.

A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom (:rolleyes:) I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.

Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...

She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.

Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she&#39;d have got over it by now and would laugh too.

Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don&#39;t quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.

Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose.&nbsp; :angry:

Personally I think she should have apologised to me.&nbsp; :P
:lol: :lol:
Thats so funny&#33; :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OWN3D

[Keikan]

Originally posted by RGX@17 August 2004 - 11:33
Can&#39;t think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.

A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom (:rolleyes:) I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.

Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...

She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.

Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she&#39;d have got over it by now and would laugh too.

Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don&#39;t quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.

Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose. :angry:

Personally I think she should have apologised to me. :P
I would have kept it

[Spicker]

and wtf were u doing in her bedroom? :01: :unsure:

[Keikan]

maybe looking for items to put into his collection? :rolleyes:

[silent h3ro]

Originally posted by Keikan+17 August 2004 - 23:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Keikan @ 17 August 2004 - 23:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@17 August 2004 - 11:33
Can&#39;t think of anything really evil right now, but I remember one thing I did which I payed for.

A lot of people were going down to a park nearby where I live, so I met up with a couple of friends at this girls house. Shes really vain and self concious (and a bitch) but while I was hanging out in her bedroom (:rolleyes:) I noticed a red and black lacy bra hanging over one of her bedposts....before she could notice it was out, I snatched it and put it in my pocket, figuring it would be hilarious to bring out later.

Fast forward 20 minutes and theres some 20-30 of us in this park, all friends, and this girl is the centre of conversation....I cant remember what she was saying but everyone was looking at her so I thought now was the perfect time.....with a flick of my wrist I pulled the bra from my pocket and managed to succesfully land it on her boobs....bad move...

She looked at me in disbelief, and everyone around was laughing, knowing it was her bra.....she then gave me quite possibly the most scary look I have ever been given in my life. I knew what was coming next, so I did the the only manly sensible thing to do. I ran for my fucking life.

Let me give you some background on this girl. She works out. Shes well muscled. She does running as a regular activity. Needless to say, after 3 minutes of being chased round the park she showed no sign of stopping and I was running out of breath. I came to a halt next to my friends and laughed, hoping she&#39;d have got over it by now and would laugh too.

Unfortunalty, she tackled me like a pro wrestler and smacked me in the face with her fore arm, right on the nose. I don&#39;t quite remember what happened next as she threw me around like a rag doll, due to the searing pain, but I knew i was getting my arse kicked and it was probably hilarious to watch.

Few minutes later, all was good, excpet for my painful nose.&nbsp; :angry:

Personally I think she should have apologised to me.&nbsp; :P
I would have kept it [/b][/quote]
Pervert. :P

[Spicker]

Originally posted by Keikan@18 August 2004 - 05:00
maybe looking for items to put into his collection? :rolleyes:
u noe wt would have been funny...if he took her mom&#39;s bra instead :lol: :lol: