Fermented Fruit.

[Lilmiss]

Im drinking fruit that has been stewing in a bottle of schnapps all weekend. Do you think this is why my tummy hurts? :blink:

Obviously, Im drinking the schnapps too.
I feel a bit wobbly.
Prepare for the singing. ;)



:01: :music1: :01:

[bigboab]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 August 2004 - 22:53
Im drinking fruit that has been stewing in a bottle of schnapps all weekend. Do you think this is why my tummy hurts? :blink:

Obviously, Im drinking the schnapps too.
I feel a bit wobbly.
Prepare for the singing. ;)



:01: :music1: :01:
I can hear the faint strains of 'Wooden Heart' now. It sounds German. Must be the Schnapps. :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Actually, I've been singing "7 Drunken Nights",
But my accent is pants.

<span style='color:purple'>"Yer drunk, yer drunk,
Yea silly ole man....."


see? :ph34r:


Cor, my belly is talking now.
What goes well with alcohol?
Cheesecake or Milky bar mousse? :unsure: </span>

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by lilmiss@16 August 2004 - 01:01
What goes well with alcohol?
More alcohol&#33; :guinesssmile:


Eating when drinking, the surest way to be sick in the morning (and part of the afternoon, too&#33;)

[Lilmiss]

Well all I can say is;

<span style='color:purple'>This is a good job, this isn&#39;t a hospital, or I&#39;d sue the lot of ya. :helpsmile:
Here&#39;s me, risking my life by testing myself on putrid alcohol,
And where are you guys?
Asleep no doubt. :angry:

Fine, I&#39;ll just get more drunk without cha&#39;s. :huh:

Aha Gurahl, are you trying to make my stochach curdle?
Cheesecake and mousse indeed.
I&#39;ve opted for a slice of Red Leicester instead.
Im onto your willey ways. ;) :unsure: </span>

[DanB]

I am just lurking in the shadows :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Bad Dan. :angry:
Gerrof me cheese.


Looky this stuff...
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eughhhh.JPG
I think I may suffer a nasty death.
Or a hangover at least. :helpsmile:

[DanB]

Ooh that looks interesting to say the least :blink:

Schanpps and fruit you say? :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Yup, melon n strawberries.
Its potent. :o

Trying to work out if my friends pee&#39;d in it tho.
Looks a bit dubious, doesn&#39;t it?



You feeling more sober now? :D :P :ph34r:

[Guillaume]

http&#58;//hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/eughhhh.JPG

eughhhh? Not exactly the sound you&#39;re expecting from someone enjoying a glass...
Maybe you just should lay down the stuff and drink something (a little) more wholesome? :unsure:

[DanB]

Would they have done that? :ph34r:

I have just about recovered from Friday, still lost a bit of my keyboard though :lol: a little clueless as to how i got home too

[TheDave]

hangovers make me stealthy. i can avoid being sick if i dont make any sudden movements :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Gurahl@15 August 2004 - 23:40
eughhhh? Not exactly the sound you&#39;re expecting from someone enjoying a glass...

:D whoops.
Shoulda titled it "caution". :huh:

I feel another song...
<span style='color:purple'>Jeriamia was a bullfrog.
Was a good friend of mine.

...then Gurahl chopped his legs off... :ph34r: :01:


Dan, you made me giggle. ;) :D </span>

[DanB]

Originally posted by lilmiss@16 August 2004 - 00:49

Dan, you made me giggle. ;) :D
:D

I think I gave a few people some laughs :lol:


Good work with the songs btw

[Lilmiss]

Betcha hugged a few toilets too. :D :01:

Gurahl. ;)
<span style='color:yellow'>J&#39;espère que je ne vous offense pas. je suis juste jouant.

Cor, I feel extremely drunk now.
Good job I dont have to drive the buses tomorrow. :ph34r: </span>

[DanB]

I did on Saturday :lol: :lol:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by lilmiss@16 August 2004 - 02:02
J&#39;espère que je ne vous offense pas. je suis juste jouant.
Not at all, I just went to grab some beers, in the hope of reaching the same level of, shall we say, playfullness... ;)

And after all, I&#39;m the one who chose a frog as an avatar, so... :D

edit: for a few seconds I missed the words "don&#39;t" in your last sentence, and :fear:

:lol:

[Lilmiss]

Theres nothing satisfys like hugging a toilet, hair stuck to your face while you scream "Ralph"....Well actaully there is.
Plenty. :huh:


Thats ok then Poirot.
Just checkin&#39;. ;)

[Lilmiss]

Well, better spamming me own thread, than anyone else&#39;s.
Im going to bed before I offend someone. :ph34r: :frusty: :D

I&#39;ve been great.
G&#39;nite. :D :lol: :huh:

I will update you on the dangers of fermented fruit soon.
Or I will have my toilet pass a message on.

Show me the way to go home,
Im tired n I wanna go bed.
I had some poisoned fruit about an hour ago,
Lets hope I dont wee the bed. :ph34r:

Edit...I do spell like Dan when Im drunk. :helpsmile: :01:

[DanB]

Aww g&#39;night Lilmiss :D

Hope you feel okay in the morning

[Lilmiss]

Just back from me Bro&#39;s birthday thingy.
(and Gems, he is fairly rich today. ;) )

Ok, it wouldn&#39;t be a fair judgement on Fermented Fruit if I gave up after one night.
So for a lil while longer, Im risking my guts with this stuff. :o


<span style='color:purple'>Update from today....
stomach felt rotten
"ouch" bright lights factor
tendency to scowl
bit of a headache
(also made to wear a stupid husk fairy cap by me Ma, which didn&#39;t improve me mood. :( )


Review from last night....
WTF, this stuff is goooood
Sorry folks. ;) </span>

[DanB]

The things we do in the name of science :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

You guys have gotta try it.

Even better, do this..

Take one melon, put one hole in.
Pour vodka into hole.
Leave for a day in the fridge, and top up again.
Keep doing this for a few days, the eat/drink melon.


Wow&#33; :01:
Toilet hug. :P

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by lilmiss@17 August 2004 - 00:09
You guys have gotta try it.

Even better, do this..

Take one melon, put one hole in.
Pour vodka into hole.
Leave for a day in the fridge, and top up again.
Keep doing this for a few days, the eat/drink melon.


Wow&#33; :01:
Toilet hug. :P
:ghostface:

[S!X]

Originally posted by lilmiss@15 August 2004 - 16:01
Actually, I&#39;ve been singing "7 Drunken Nights",
But my accent is pants.

<span style='color:purple'>"Yer drunk, yer drunk,
Yea silly ole man....."


see? :ph34r:


Cor, my belly is talking now.
What goes well with alcohol?
Cheesecake or Milky bar mousse? :unsure: </span>
Spark up a Spliff. :smoke: