Stupid Things You Did In School

[Keikan]

Here is a list of the stupidest things i have done in school
1. When I was in grade 2 (primary 2) we wre given popsicles for something and it was end of school and the bell rang but I hadn't finish my popcicle so i put it in my desk and thought hmm i'll eat it later. And then I came back after a weekend to find all my stuff all sticky.

2. Primary 2 again. End of the year we had to write profiles of our selves I'm not sure if I was trying to be funny or to impress people but I wrote in my profile that I could paint a wall :01:

3. Primary 3. I had a important english reading exam and i put the wrong answers because they sounded funny

4. Secondary 1 (grade 7). I picked a fight with this kid for absolutely no reason, got a suspension from school for a week and got a record ;)

[Proper Bo]

Set a gas tap on fire (accident)

Stabbed a mate with scissors/compass/staple gun

Smashed a large window with a piece of wood (again, accident, was drilling it with a damn big drill and didn't hold the wood down :lol: )

Got a teacher almost sacked (he later resigned) for assault

Threw a snowball off a passing policeman and some other kid got the blame


Ahh, school really was the best time :D

[DanB]

I smashed many windows with balls and stuff

I also managed to set a gas tap on fire and a waste paper bin in Science :lol: :lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

Attended. :lol: :lol:

[Yogi]

After my first cigarette i barfed all over the girl sitting in front of me in class.... :01:

The most beautiful girl in school......... :helpsmile: :o

[Spicker]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@16 August 2004 - 20:20
After my first cigarette i barfed all over the girl sitting in front of me in class.... :01:

The most beautiful girl in school......... :helpsmile: :o
:lol: :lol: :lol:

hope u learnt not to smoke ;) :lol:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by jaigandhi5+16 August 2004 - 21:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaigandhi5 @ 16 August 2004 - 21:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SensualBarfing@16 August 2004 - 20:20
After my first cigarette i barfed all over the girl sitting in front of me in class.... :01:

The most beautiful girl in school......... :helpsmile:&nbsp; :o
:lol: :lol: :lol:

hope u learnt not to smoke ;) :lol: [/b][/quote]
After that nothing could be worse, so i smoke for 32 years now......

Not proud.

But very happy.

[DarthInsinuate]

spent my year 10 not paying attention to teachers, staring out the window and staring at the pretty girls, generally being a teenager

[S!X]

Going to school bites the fuckin weenie :angry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by mofos@16 August 2004 - 20:33
Going to school bites the fuckin weenie :angry:
Did`nt this bloke........

http://www.geocities.com/greaseworld/danny5.gif

saying something like that to this women.......

http://usccorner.topcities.com/film/gallery/grease/rizzo.jpg

:blink: :helpsmile:

[Gemby!]

pretty much everything i did was stupid &#33; :01:

wait change that to everything i do :P

[Snee]

In 11th grade I set the record for most hours absent while not being expelled.

That was pretty stupid.

And I didn&#39;t apply myself to schoolwork either for a very long time, that was pretty stupid too.

Oh and I let people push me around, which was even more daft.

[DarthInsinuate]

i chose a chemistry lab partner who was more accident prone than i was, also neither of us had attention spans, we usually tuned out during the experiment demonstrations

[DanB]

I skived a year of French :unsure:



Hang on, that wasn&#39;t actually stupid :blink:

[Snee]

Originally posted by danb@16 August 2004 - 21:52
I skived a year of French :unsure:



Hang on, that wasn&#39;t actually stupid :blink:
I wish I had taken french then.

I took electronics instead.

[DanB]

At least electronics was useful :01:

[Keikan]

I took foods :blink:

[Aaron_T]

well im still there :lol:

[Gemby!]

i took french :blink:

it was that or german :helpsmile:

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by Azzz@16 August 2004 - 21:01
well im still there :lol:
Will they not let you leave. :D :D

[DanB]

Originally posted by Keikan@16 August 2004 - 21:01
I took foods :blink:
That sounds useful

[Aaron_T]

luckily i got to drop foods and took systems and control :01:


i miss the taste though :lol:

[Keikan]

Everyone complained about me using too much detergent to wash dishes

[Gemby!]

i ran in the mud and fell over :frusty:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Keikan@16 August 2004 - 19:11
Everyone complained about me using too much detergent to wash dishes
:blink:

[Gemby!]

i stood right next to the goal in a football match ....... ball hit face :blink: :ph34r:

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 21:20
i stood right next to the goal in a football match ....... ball hit face :blink: :ph34r:
no one likes a goal hanger

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 19:20
i stood right next to the goal in a football match ....... ball hit face :blink: :ph34r:
:lol: :lol: sorry :(

[manker]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate+16 August 2004 - 21:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DarthInsinuate @ 16 August 2004 - 21:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 21:20
i stood right next to the goal in a football match ....... ball hit face&nbsp; :blink:&nbsp; :ph34r:
no one likes a goal hanger [/b][/quote]
Nope, much too small to fit planes inside :angry:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate+16 August 2004 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (DarthInsinuate @ 16 August 2004 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 21:20
i stood right next to the goal in a football match ....... ball hit face&nbsp; :blink:&nbsp; :ph34r:
no one likes a goal hanger [/b][/quote]
i wasnt playing football :cry1:

@ azzz - i will seek my revenge * laughs like a crazy person* :lol:

[exo_body]

i joined the drama group when i was 11 and not mature enough to know what i was letting myself into....the horror was unbelievable.i had to dance and march and basically make an ass of myself every prizegiving....

oh and one biology class when i was 13, the teacher took in a cows heart and everyone was afraid to touch it....soooooooooooooooo.....i licked it :D had a girlfriend at the time too, so she hesitated to go near me for a few days

[DanB]

Thats nasty, licking the cows heart :(

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by exo_body@16 August 2004 - 21:25
oh and one biology class when i was 13, the teacher took in a cows heart and everyone was afraid to touch it....soooooooooooooooo.....i licked it :D had a girlfriend at the time too, so she hesitated to go near me for a few days
what did it taste like? pork?

[exo_body]

in all honesty i cant remember, i would gues it was more bloody, as there was blood on it

[exo_body]

crap, i sound like a right weirdo now. its not something i do as a hobby :P jus did it messing around one day and the teacher didnt care after he found out, he just warned me i probably caught something

[Gemby!]

we cut up kidneys once

they smelt funny so i put them in the bin

while it was still in the packet

i wasnt gonna carry those things round with me all day &#33; :angry:

[DanB]

Originally posted by exo_body@16 August 2004 - 21:38
crap, i sound like a right weirdo now. its not something i do as a hobby :P
Freak :P

[DarthInsinuate]

kidney&#39;s taste funny because that&#39;s where wee comes from, that&#39;s why i don&#39;t eat them

[exo_body]

wtf, can people eat kidneys????

[KurtCocain]

Have sex.

That was one of my biggest mistakes...

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by KurtCocain@16 August 2004 - 19:43
Have sex.

That was one of my biggest mistakes...
you had sex in school :o


bet the teachers werent to happy about that one :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by danb@16 August 2004 - 21:58
At least electronics was useful&nbsp; :01:
The flukk they were, I made this thing that had a little light on it when you put it against something that could hold a current.

And this siren thing that sounded awful, my cousin(not the ten year old) remade it into a booby trap to scare away deer with later.

I could have made electronic dice, or a crappy diod based football game, or this thing that sounded like a mosquito when the light went off.

But I switched to puters instead, did a little html, there.

[Gemby!]

i wore a skirt for the first year

dam you pervy boys, dam you &#33;&#33;

[RGX]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 21:54
i wore a skirt for the first year

dam you pervy boys, dam you &#33;&#33;
:D

Representing the pervy boys of the world. :lol:

[DanB]

Its not our fault its natural :lol:

[Gemby!]

you crawl under the tables all day long then ?? :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Drugs

Getting stoned inbetween my AS psychology exams (10 minute gap between each, 3 of them)

Results on thursday :ph34r:

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by RGX+16 August 2004 - 20:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 16 August 2004 - 20:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 21:54
i wore a skirt for the first year

dam you pervy boys, dam you &#33;&#33;
:D

Representing the pervy boys of the world. :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[Gemby!]

discovering the hard way that the doors swung both ways >_<

only joking , that was someone else :P

[DanB]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 23:02
discovering the hard way that the doors swung both ways >_<

only joking , that was someone else :P
You may laugh but I have a scar on my forehead where a swing door swung back and twatted me one :(

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by danb+16 August 2004 - 21:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 16 August 2004 - 21:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 23:02
discovering the hard way that the doors swung both ways >_<

only joking , that was someone else :P
You may laugh but I have a scar on my forehead where a swing door swung back and twatted me one :( [/b][/quote]
yup that happened to me once aswell :(

i didnt even get a scar for my troubles :angry:

[RGX]

I had a friend who managed to get his entire torso through the glass on a swing door in a corridor bundle....was hilarious, he was a really quiet unassuming guy who managed to get in a terrible situation. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by danb+17 August 2004 - 00:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb &#064; 17 August 2004 - 00:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 23:02
discovering the hard way that the doors swung both ways >_<

only joking , that was someone else :P
You may laugh but I have a scar on my forehead where a swing door swung back and twatted me one :( [/b][/quote]
I got the very funny notion of holding on to this suspension thing for the door &#39;cos I thought it&#39;d hold it closed, then this other kid that didn&#39;t like me very much pushed the door opened and it scissored my right knuckle, ten stitches and an x-ray right there.

[DanB]

Originally posted by Azzz+16 August 2004 - 23:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 16 August 2004 - 23:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@16 August 2004 - 21:04
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 23:02
discovering the hard way that the doors swung both ways >_<

only joking , that was someone else :P
You may laugh but I have a scar on my forehead where a swing door swung back and twatted me one :(
yup that happened to me once aswell :(

i didnt even get a scar for my troubles :angry: [/b][/quote]
I got a galss of orange squash for free too :01:


RGX thats not good, one of my mates dived through a hedge head first and ended up going thruogh the back windscreen of a xr2 parked the other side of it :lol:

[RGX]

Originally posted by danb+16 August 2004 - 22:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 16 August 2004 - 22:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Azzz@16 August 2004 - 23:06

Originally posted by danb@16 August 2004 - 21:04
<!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@16 August 2004 - 23:02
discovering the hard way that the doors swung both ways >_<

only joking , that was someone else :P
You may laugh but I have a scar on my forehead where a swing door swung back and twatted me one :(
yup that happened to me once aswell :(

i didnt even get a scar for my troubles :angry:
I got a galss of orange squash for free too :01:


RGX thats not good, one of my mates dived through a hedge head first and ended up going thruogh the back windscreen of a xr2 parked the other side of it :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Superb.

[exo_body]

haha, we got them doors too and one morning i thought this guy had put his foot up against them, to stop me getting in. i thought he was trying to annoy me so i slamed into the door.......turns out he was simply playing his gameboy and it hit him full smack on the face and left him in tears :unsure:

[DanB]

Originally posted by exo_body@16 August 2004 - 23:17
haha, we got them doors too and one morning i thought this guy had put his foot up against them, to stop me getting in. i thought he was trying to annoy me so i slamed into the door.......turns out he was simply playing his gameboy and it hit him full smack on the face and left him in tears :unsure:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice

[TheDave]

some of my lessons like electronics and physics i spent stood out in the hallway. i wouldn&#39;t even reach the stool, i&#39;d just walk in and straight back out, i think the teachers just found it easier that way but didn&#39;t have enough on me to expell me. either way i fucking hate em for it cos sometimes i&#39;d go in wanting to learn, nice and neat no comment and i&#39;d be straight out :angry:


i dont think i did anything stupid, i didnt do anything :unsure:

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by TheDave@16 August 2004 - 23:23
some of my lessons like electronics and physics i spent stood out in the hallway. i wouldn&#39;t even reach the stool, i&#39;d just walk in and straight back out, i think the teachers just found it easier that way but didn&#39;t have enough on me to expell me. either way i fucking hate em for it cos sometimes i&#39;d go in wanting to learn, nice and neat no comment and i&#39;d be straight out :angry:


i dont think i did anything stupid, i didnt do anything :unsure:
yeah, i walked into the wrong room a couple of times too

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by exo_body@16 August 2004 - 21:17
haha, we got them doors too and one morning i thought this guy had put his foot up against them, to stop me getting in. i thought he was trying to annoy me so i slamed into the door.......turns out he was simply playing his gameboy and it hit him full smack on the face and left him in tears :unsure:
lmao :lol:

[DanB]

Originally posted by TheDave@16 August 2004 - 23:23
some of my lessons like electronics and physics i spent stood out in the hallway. i wouldn&#39;t even reach the stool, i&#39;d just walk in and straight back out, i think the teachers just found it easier that way but didn&#39;t have enough on me to expell me. either way i fucking hate em for it cos sometimes i&#39;d go in wanting to learn, nice and neat no comment and i&#39;d be straight out :angry:


i dont think i did anything stupid, i didnt do anything :unsure:
I had that in Pshyics and Chemistry too for about a year until the teachers changed <_<