hippychick
08-17-2004, 03:59 AM
> A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign
> out of the corner of his eye that reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
> He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second
> thought......Soon he sees another sign that says:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
> Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he
> drives past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
>
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the
> side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
> door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun
in
> a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....
>
> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly doing business."
>
> "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
>
> He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented....The
> nun stops at a closed door and instructs the man to knock on the door. He
> does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
> answers the door.....This nun instructs him to place $100 in the cup then
go
> through the large wooden door at the end of th end of the hallway.
>
> He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.....
He
> trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
> shut...... As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
> parking lot, facing another small sign:
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
> BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, SINNER.
> out of the corner of his eye that reads:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 10 MILES
>
> He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second
> thought......Soon he sees another sign that says:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> 5 MILES
>
> Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real....Then he
> drives past a third sign saying:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> NEXT RIGHT
>
> His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive....On the
> side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the
> door reading:
>
> SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
>
> He climbs the steps and rings the bell.... The door is answered by a nun
in
> a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"....
>
> He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> possibly doing business."
>
> "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
>
> He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite
disoriented....The
> nun stops at a closed door and instructs the man to knock on the door. He
> does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup
> answers the door.....This nun instructs him to place $100 in the cup then
go
> through the large wooden door at the end of th end of the hallway.
>
> He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup.....
He
> trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it
> shut...... As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the
> parking lot, facing another small sign:
>
> GO IN PEACE.
> YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED
> BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
> SERVES YOU RIGHT, SINNER.