I Met A Homo

[DarthInsinuate]

actually, i've never met an openly gay man, or at least someone who was a bit 'frilly'

does the "changing one letter in the topic title" thing annoy anyone?

[TheDave]

my dad saved a homo's life :smilie4:

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by TheDave@17 August 2004 - 22:29
my dad saved a homo's life :smilie4:
elaborate, unless it involves mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, it'll make my homoeroticism flair up

[manker]

Originally posted by TheDave@17 August 2004 - 22:29
my dad saved a homo's life :smilie4:
How so?

Btw I quite like the changing of one letter in the message titles to make a new. Keeps me on my toes <_<

[Tip the Slacker]

Spamsey used to be a homo ;)


RIP :(

[TheDave]

the title just reminded me of this guy cos he&#39;d be tooo camp for chaannel4


he had a scarve about 3 metres long and got iin the maintenance lift or whatever its called. the end was trapped in the door as it wen doown, so my dad had to take all this gay scarf off before it decapitated this guy.

i got "bi" freinds but i think thy&#39;re only bii cos itss fashionabe

[Aaron_T]

ive never met a gay person and i dont really want to, i think i would feel uncomfortable :ph34r:

[Tip the Slacker]

Originally posted by Azzz@17 August 2004 - 21:51
ive never met a gay person and i dont really want to, i think i would feel uncomfortable :ph34r:
How do you live with yourself then? :o

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Tip the Slacker+17 August 2004 - 20:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tip the Slacker @ 17 August 2004 - 20:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@17 August 2004 - 21:51
ive never met a gay person and i dont really want to, i think i would feel uncomfortable&nbsp; :ph34r:
How do you live with yourself then? :o [/b][/quote]
good question, i think im in denial :rolleyes:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Tip the Slacker+17 August 2004 - 21:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tip the Slacker @ 17 August 2004 - 21:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@17 August 2004 - 21:51
ive never met a gay person and i dont really want to, i think i would feel uncomfortable&nbsp; :ph34r:
How do you live with yourself then? :o [/b][/quote]
teehee, pwned



i cant believe no-ones met a gayer

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by TheDave@17 August 2004 - 14:29
my dad saved a homo&#39;s life :smilie4:
Did he <s>strangle</s> it :P

[Snee]

I met a few that acted like it, never been sure if any of them were.

Not my business anyway.

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by TheDave@17 August 2004 - 21:29
my dad saved a homo&#39;s life :smilie4:
dammit

now i got the song &#39;&#39; last night a dj saved my life..&#39;&#39; in my head :frusty:

[sparsely]

I know a few :P

[manker]

Statistics show that one in ten men have homosexual leanings, In all probablility each of you have met a gay bloke.

Mostly this latent feeling comes out when drunk, eh Dan :lol:

[Spicker]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+18 August 2004 - 09:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 18 August 2004 - 09:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@17 August 2004 - 21:29
my dad saved a homo&#39;s life :smilie4:
dammit

now i got the song &#39;&#39; last night a dj saved my life..&#39;&#39; in my head :frusty: [/b][/quote]
way to go...now its in my head as well :angry:

[TheDave]

theres differences between camp and gay



hey clart have you checked the glc site recently? safe as fuck :D

[manker]

Originally posted by TheDave@18 August 2004 - 15:31
theres differences between camp and gay



hey clart have you checked the glc site recently? safe as fuck :D
I agree but the difference is blurred when someone is as gay as a row of pink tents :huh:

And You fucking knows it (http://www.youknowsit.co.uk/) :D

[TheKiler]

I was at washington and we were at a elevator in a hotel and these two guys were holding hands and one of them said "Honey, where are we going tonight?"

[TheDave]

Originally posted by TheKiler@18 August 2004 - 14:41
I was at washington and we were at a elevator in a hotel and these two guys were holding hands and one of them said "Honey, where are we going tonight?"
to which you replied, we&#39;ll just stay in and watch tv? :unsure:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by jaigandhi5+18 August 2004 - 14:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaigandhi5 @ 18 August 2004 - 14:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by gemby&#33;@18 August 2004 - 09:32
<!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@17 August 2004 - 21:29
my dad saved a homo&#39;s life :smilie4:
dammit

now i got the song &#39;&#39; last night a dj saved my life..&#39;&#39; in my head :frusty:
way to go...now its in my head as well :angry: [/b][/quote]
dammit now me reading your post has got it stuck in my head again :angry: :frusty:

[manker]

Originally posted by TheDave+18 August 2004 - 15:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave @ 18 August 2004 - 15:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheKiler@18 August 2004 - 14:41
I was at washington and we were at a elevator in a hotel and these two guys were holding hands and one of them said "Honey, where are we going tonight?"
to which you replied, we&#39;ll just stay in and watch tv? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Perhaps they made love in that elevator, living it up as his boyfriend went down, as it were :unsure:

[DanB]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+18 August 2004 - 15:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 18 August 2004 - 15:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by jaigandhi5@18 August 2004 - 14:30

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@18 August 2004 - 09:32
<!--QuoteBegin-TheDave@17 August 2004 - 21:29
my dad saved a homo&#39;s life :smilie4:
dammit

now i got the song &#39;&#39; last night a dj saved my life..&#39;&#39; in my head :frusty:
way to go...now its in my head as well :angry:
dammit now me reading your post has got it stuck in my head again :angry: :frusty: [/b][/quote]

Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life
Cause I was sittin&#39; there bored to death
And in just one breath he said
You gotta get up
You gotta get on
You gotta get down girl
You know you drive me crazy baby
You&#39;ve got me turning to another man
Called you on the phone
No one&#39;s home
Baby why ya leave me all alone
And if it wasn&#39;t for the music
I don&#39;t know what I&#39;d do

Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life with a song

You know I hopped into my car
Didn&#39;t get very far no
Because I had you on my mind
Why be so unkind?
You&#39;ve got your women all around
All around this town, boy
But I was trapped in love with you
And I didn&#39;t know what to do
But when I turned on my radio
I found out all I needed to know
Check it out

Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life with a song

Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
Last night a DJ saved my life
Last night a DJ saved my life with a song

Hey listen up to your local DJ
You better hear what he&#39;s got to say
There&#39;s not a problem that I can&#39;t fix
Cause I can do it in the mix
And if your man gives you trouble
Just you move out on the double
And you don&#39;t let it trouble your brain
Cause away goes troubles
Down the drain
I said away goes troubles
Down the drain

Last night a DJ saved my life
There&#39;s not a problem that I can&#39;t fix
Cause I can do it in the mix
There&#39;s not a problem that I can&#39;t fix
Cause I can do it in the mix

:music1:




:blink: :helpsmile:

[Gemby!]

:fear:

its gona be in my head forever.... oh the voices &#33;&#33;&#33;

[DanB]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@18 August 2004 - 16:04
:fear:

its gona be in my head forever.... oh the voices &#33;&#33;&#33;
A little present to take on holiday with you :lol: :01:

[TheDave]

Originally posted by danb+18 August 2004 - 15:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 18 August 2004 - 15:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@18 August 2004 - 16:04
:fear:

its gona be in my head forever.... oh the voices &#33;&#33;&#33;
A little present to take on holiday with you :lol: :01: [/b][/quote]
try leave it there

[Gemby!]

i&#39;ve now got a new friend , who sings constantly &#39;&#39;last night a dj saved my life&#39;&#39; <_< :01:

[Snee]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@18 August 2004 - 17:13
i&#39;ve now got a new friend , who sings constantly &#39;&#39;last night a dj saved my life&#39;&#39; <_< :01:
Sounds like you&#39;ve found a homo.

[sparsely]

fuck.
wrong thread again.
errmm....I love homos&#33; :D

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by SnnY+18 August 2004 - 15:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 18 August 2004 - 15:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@18 August 2004 - 17:13
i&#39;ve now got a new friend , who sings constantly &#39;&#39;last night a dj saved my life&#39;&#39;&nbsp; <_<&nbsp; :01:
Sounds like you&#39;ve found a homo. [/b][/quote]
:01:

[manker]

Originally posted by Sparsely@18 August 2004 - 16:46
what was bizarre about the dream was that a female friend of mine was watching it with me, and she was all into it :P

but me...meh I couldn&#39;t care less. ;)
Right reply wrong thread? :smilie4:

But even if you didn&#39;t find the women attractive surely it owuld have been interesting just because two celebrities were engaging in frantic frottage in your front room. I mean, for example if Dawn French and Janet Street Porter were playing hide the digit on my setee I wouldn&#39;t find it arousing but I would definitely raise a curious eyebrow ;)

[sparsely]

sparsely enjoys the alliteration.