I Really Hate To Post A Non-danb Related

[j2k4]

...my wife has gone and left me.



Really.

























But she'll be back Monday; I decided to get really drunk and play the part of the abandoned husband, anyway.

This rum is excellent, but I'm sooooooo depressed!!! :confused:

[Snee]

:o
















:rolleyes: :D
The stuff you can get up to now, my friend..

It can't be that bad, you even know roughly when she's coming back so you'll have time to clean up and clear away any evidence. :ph34r:

[bigboab]

:lol:

Have a nice weekend J2. She will be writing out a 'to do' list for you when she returns. :ph34r:

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:

Partytime for j2k4 then :01:

[Cheese]

Excellent news. :D

We shall party like as if DanB's post count was 9,999! :01:

[j2k4]

It all depends on the level of the bottle.

Last time I did this I had Clocker to aid me in my efforts, but I also wasn't missing me wife...

When I was still a bachelor (eight years ago), I had a jug of Double Tvarski (160 proof, 1750 ML) which I drank before I swam to the village across the bay (2.7 miles) in order to have a drink at the bar where she worked.

Is that love, or what?

My girl is so incredibly special.

I miss her, well and truly.

I'm trying to be strong, but I'll need a few of these massive imbibables to get by.

I suppose my success will be reflected in my post count. :lol:

[AussieSheila]

:huh: Jeeez .. if it weren't 7am I'd get drunk with you. Will you still be going in say 10 hours from now?

:-"

[j2k4]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 August 2004 - 15:57
:huh: Jeeez .. if it weren't 7am I'd get drunk with you. Will you still be going in say 10 hours from now?

:-"
Ooooooooof.

No-I still have a day's work ahead, Sheila, but I should be here...oh, hell, I don't know the time diff; it's 1708 here now, how's about you? :huh:

[100%]

Ummm...the wuestion is what will she be doing ? :blink: :lol:

Women have a life too, pretty clean but it can get nasty too


Enjoy J2k6


;)

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@19 August 2004 - 16:08
Ummm...the wuestion is what will she be doing ? :blink: :lol:

Women have a life too, pretty clean but it can get nasty too


Enjoy J2k6


;)
She's attending a yearly family get-together/cook-out kinda thing.

They're gonna miss me, 'cuz I've been the grillmaster for the past seven years.

Chicago will be suffused with the aroma of another's cookery. :(

[AussieSheila]

:huh: Why didn't you go too?

And stuff it, it's Friday, make it 5 hours from now and you're on. :beerchug:

[TheRealDave]

Originally posted by j2k4@19 August 2004 - 21:26
I'm sooooooo depressed!!! :confused:
Wow me too! :D

Drink is helping though.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 August 2004 - 17:34
:huh: Why didn't you go too?

And stuff it, it's Friday, make it 5 hours from now and you're on. :beerchug:
I'm tending the new biz, which is a scoot, even when I'm pissed; ironic, eh?

It is a function of proximity; I'm a mile away right now, but in Chi-town, it'd be more like 415 miles.

Bad luck, eh?

I shant miss another such affair, though; I couldn't bear it, 'cuz I love those people, and they love me, too.

I miss 'em somethin' terrible. :(

[j2k4]

Originally posted by TheRealDave+19 August 2004 - 17:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheRealDave @ 19 August 2004 - 17:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@19 August 2004 - 21:26
I&#39;m sooooooo depressed&#33;&#33;&#33; :confused:
Wow me too&#33; :D

Drink is helping though. [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s a good thing, I think.

Now I&#39;m hungry, though.

Back in a bit. :)

BTW: My speelin doznt seme to supher two badddely, eeethr.

EyeLuV Likker&#33;1


:P

[vidcc]

just don&#39;t go down the brotherdoobie path of questionable sartorial practices :blink: :lol: :lol:

[j2k4]

Originally posted by vidcc@19 August 2004 - 18:20
just don&#39;t go down the brotherdoobie path of questionable sartorial practices :blink: :lol: :lol:
Nah-

My modes of dress are limited by my activities.

When I leave town, that&#39;s a good time to worry. :P

[MagicNakor]

My spelling doesn&#39;t usually suffer either.

But it sure takes a lot longer to post, depending on how nice the brandy was. ;)

:ninja:

[TheDave]

turn your living room into a gep grotto :01:

[AussieSheila]

Ahhh bugger it, it&#39;s Friday, my horse is dead and it&#39;s been an all round shit of a week.

Will ya still be going in 2 hours? :D

[j2k4]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@19 August 2004 - 19:05
Ahhh bugger it, it&#39;s Friday, my horse is dead and it&#39;s been an all round shit of a week.

Will ya still be going in 2 hours? :D
Whew.

Tough call, there.

We&#39;ll see. :)

[AussieSheila]

:lol: Okay, you&#39;re a tough nut to crack. How &#39;bout I make a B-52 and pour it into a long glass and fill it up with milk. I can call it a late brekky then. ;)

[*goddess*]

:lol: These are the times when I&#39;m proud you&#39;re me sis.

;) Go on J2, how can you pass up an offer like that??

[AussieSheila]

Well, I guess I get it from the mother, has she hit you with a surprise slug of bourbon in your morning coffee yet? Ick&#33; I hate that.

Are you around later to party? I&#39;m having my own personal wake for Red. I&#39;m armed and dangerous. :D Beam is on special this week. I&#39;ve got 2, plus everything I need for B-52&#39;s. Whaddayareckon? We could make this a nissed as a pewt thread til such time as we get bored or moderated. :lol:

[*goddess*]

fuck you
















:lol: couldn&#39;t resist. I&#39;ll be here with bells on. Red deserves an honorable erm shit dribbling marathon :01:


:rolleyes: As for the surprise bourbon, haven&#39;t had that one for a while...... nor the stalks in the kettle.

:frusty: That used to drive me insaaaaaaaaane bluck&#33;

[AussieSheila]

:lol: pmsl. Okay the real world is calling me too. See you in a few hours. I think I&#39;ll hide the webcam. :D

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: No way, I haven&#39;t even seen ya on there yet.

;) Ya gotta have it on.

:01: Poll anyone?? :P :01: