Hardware Question

[Cheese]

I want to soup up my PC so that it will impress the ladies. Does anyone have any ideas on what I should do.

I'd ask Hardware World but they just ain't cool enough.

[Tormentor]

trade it in for a nice car.

[S!X]

:lol: Put some neon lights in it.

[Spicker]

lol :lol:

1) get a side window
2)put neon lights
3) put led Fans
4)get uv reactive wires/cables
5)paint ur case blue
:lol: ;)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by mofos@19 August 2004 - 22:42
:lol: Put some neon lights in it.
That sounds a bit ghey. Does it work though?

[Tormentor]

Ya man, chicks dig a guy with a sweet computer.

[DarthInsinuate]

i quite like Heinz's chicken soup with some fresh bread (minus the crust), only takes a minute to warm up in a saucepan - not sure how you would go about integrating it into a PC though

[S!X]

If you live in the states you can buy them(Neon Lights) at CompUSA. when i was inflorida i saw them there

[manker]

A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 22:51
A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.
Even the little cheese? :unsure:

[manker]

Originally posted by Withcheese+19 August 2004 - 22:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 19 August 2004 - 22:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-manker@19 August 2004 - 22:51
A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.
Even the little cheese? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Not even - especially :w00t:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by manker+19 August 2004 - 22:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 19 August 2004 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 22:52
<!--QuoteBegin-manker@19 August 2004 - 22:51
A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.
Even the little cheese? :unsure:
Not even - especially :w00t: [/b][/quote]
New chat up line:

"Hey baby, want to meet the little blue cheese?"

[Spicker]

Originally posted by Withcheese+19 August 2004 - 22:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 19 August 2004 - 22:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 22:55

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 22:52
<!--QuoteBegin-manker@19 August 2004 - 22:51
A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.
Even the little cheese? :unsure:
Not even - especially :w00t:
New chat up line:

"Hey baby, want to meet the little blue cheese?" [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMAO

[manker]

Originally posted by Withcheese+19 August 2004 - 22:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 19 August 2004 - 22:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 22:55

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 22:52
<!--QuoteBegin-manker@19 August 2004 - 22:51
A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.
Even the little cheese? :unsure:
Not even - especially :w00t:
New chat up line:

"Hey baby, want to meet the little blue cheese?" [/b][/quote]
:lol:

Together with your immense post count, your head of the creek back-up line and your Fosters pyramid you can hardly fail. You&#39;ll be like Kenickie out of Grease :01:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by manker+19 August 2004 - 23:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 19 August 2004 - 23:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 22:58

Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 22:55

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 22:52
<!--QuoteBegin-manker@19 August 2004 - 22:51
A bloke I know painted his car with Dulux sky blue emulsion, the chicks love it.

I think the same principle will appy with a computer, or indeed anything you own.
Even the little cheese? :unsure:
Not even - especially :w00t:
New chat up line:

"Hey baby, want to meet the little blue cheese?"
:lol:

Together with your immense post count, your head of the creek back-up line and your Fosters pyramid you can hardly fail. You&#39;ll be like Kenickie out of Grease :01: [/b][/quote]
Which is strange because I look like Frenchy.

[manker]

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 23:13
Which is strange because I look like Frenchy.
Hawt :wub:

[Robert00000]

The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life, so how about some hot action :D


She won&#39;t be able to keep her hands off you, or rather off it ;)

[j2k4]

Spray your &#39;putor with cheap day-glo fizzie-cans, then look for a nicely-shaped chicky with thick glasses.

Urge her to do what seems natural.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life, so how about some hot action&nbsp; :D


She won&#39;t be able to keep her hands off you, or rather off it&nbsp; ;)
It&#39;s not as impressive as you may think 200 times bigger...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/mynobcocktononukeners.bmp
^
Those that have been paying attention in this thread will be pleased with the colour though.

[manker]

Originally posted by Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life.
You can enlarge your knob 200 times and it will still fit on your desktop :huh:

Way to expose yourself, micropenis boy :lol:

[Robert00000]

Originally posted by manker+19 August 2004 - 22:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 19 August 2004 - 22:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life.
You can enlarge your knob 200 times and it will still fit on your desktop :huh:

Way to expose yourself, micropenis boy :lol: [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve got a huge monitor ;)

[TheDave]

Originally posted by Tormentor@19 August 2004 - 21:44
Ya man, chicks dig a guy with a sweet computer.
the scary thing is the confidence put into that sentance

[*goddess*]

:unsure: They do?

[tesco]

Originally posted by manker+19 August 2004 - 17:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 19 August 2004 - 17:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life.
You can enlarge your knob 200 times and it will still fit on your desktop :huh:

Way to expose yourself, micropenis boy :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Spicker]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004+20 August 2004 - 04:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ROSSCO_2004 @ 20 August 2004 - 04:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 17:40
<!--QuoteBegin-Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life.
You can enlarge your knob 200 times and it will still fit on your desktop :huh:

Way to expose yourself, micropenis boy :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

lmao

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by TheDave+19 August 2004 - 15:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheDave &#064; 19 August 2004 - 15:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tormentor@19 August 2004 - 21:44
Ya man, chicks dig a guy with a sweet computer.
the scary thing is the confidence put into that sentance [/b][/quote]
Arnt they? man ive been wasting my money :(

[Busyman]

Originally posted by Withcheese@19 August 2004 - 17:39
I want to soup up my PC so that it will impress the ladies. Does anyone have any ideas on what I should do.

I&#39;d ask Hardware World but they just ain&#39;t cool enough.
Download my straight heterosexual porn (starring me of course) and play it on Windows Media, yesyes, Windows Media Player.

This just might work. (as long as you don&#39;t talk too much) :ph34r:

.....so

:angry: :01: STFU&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01: :angry:

......AND GET CRACKING&#33;&#33;

[tesco]

Originally posted by jaigandhi5+19 August 2004 - 23:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaigandhi5 @ 19 August 2004 - 23:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@20 August 2004 - 04:57

Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 17:40
<!--QuoteBegin-Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life.
You can enlarge your knob 200 times and it will still fit on your desktop :huh:

Way to expose yourself, micropenis boy :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

lmao [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is going the same way as that chat (irc) link thread.

[tesco]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004+19 August 2004 - 23:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ROSSCO_2004 @ 19 August 2004 - 23:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by jaigandhi5@19 August 2004 - 23:02

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@20 August 2004 - 04:57

Originally posted by manker@19 August 2004 - 17:40
<!--QuoteBegin-Robert00000@19 August 2004 - 23:33
The only sure way to impress a chick is to take a picture of your nob (cock to non UK people here), blow it up 200 times and use it as your desktop background. Tell her thats how big your cock is in real life.
You can enlarge your knob 200 times and it will still fit on your desktop :huh:

Way to expose yourself, micropenis boy :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

lmao
:lol: :lol: :lol:

This is going the same way as that chat (irc) link thread. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: