What Do Wasps Do?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I mean come on, they just fly round and attack people <_<

Bee&#39;s do that honey thing, fly&#39;s lay maggots to eat rotten meat and shit, spiders eat flys...............WTF do wasps do that&#39;s useful apart from sting people? <_<

And then if you swat one and it suvives it goes and gets all it&#39;s mates, the bloody things are like Chelsea supporters :ph34r: Hit one and without warning there&#39;s hundreds of them :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Busyman]

Wasps are carnivores.

They attack for defense and food.

Wasps kill spiders. :lol: :lol:

[Virtualbody1234]

http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/d/de/Yellowjacket_300px.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Busyman@19 August 2004 - 23:13

Wasps kill spiders. :lol: :lol:
:blink: They do? They kill anything tho vicious little wankers <_<

And they always get right up in your face don&#39;t they, as if to say "Come on boy, show me what you got, I&#39;ll take your bleedin &#39;ead orf" <_<

Jonno B)

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 August 2004 - 00:10
And then if you swat one and it suvives it goes and gets all it&#39;s mates, the bloody things are like Chelsea supporters :ph34r: Hit one and without warning there&#39;s hundreds of them :ph34r:

Jonno B)
I`m told thay give off pheromones when they`re in distress that is why they attract other wasps. :ph34r:

[manker]

I agree Jonno, wasps are pointless, horrible things. they&#39;re not even scared of people, which is stupid because we&#39;ve got rolled up newspapers and insect-killer.

Knew I&#39;d posted about them somewhere (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?act=ST&f=5&t=119598&hl=&view=findpost&p=1095682)

I vote wasp genocide.

[Busyman]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+19 August 2004 - 19:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 19 August 2004 - 19:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Busyman@19 August 2004 - 23:13

Wasps kill spiders. :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
:blink: They do? They kill anything tho vicious little wankers <_<
[/b][/quote]
Not only that but spiders are afraid of them. :o

There is a spider that lives the desert that when threatened by a wasps first will burrow under the sand to hide.

The wasp will then start burrowing to get to the spider.

The spider will then roll up and cartwheel down sand (superfast btw) to escape.


Wasps also tap outside of spider burrows (I&#39;m talking BIG spiders) to lure them out then sting the shit out of them, drag them back into the burrow, and lay eggs on the spider so the larvae can eat the spider when they hatch.

All of this while the spider is alive but paralyzed. :o

[exo_body]

hmm...i got stung on the foot by a damn wasp, tried to shake it off but the bugger was determind to stay on my foot as long as possible. friggen sore as hell, and i had to go to work later that day.its been like a week since i got stung and my foot is still itchy as hell <_< but we cant kill them&#33;thats just cruel&#33; :lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

Nothing at all i say.In fact i think all bumble bee&#39;s wasp and bees should be burned to death. :ghostface:

[callum]

I think i may hate wasps more than anything else, everytime i see one i get the urge to kill. They are horrible creatures that hang around bins and you never hear them coming not like the friendly bee, i never notice the bastards til they&#39;re sitting on me arm :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Ziggy.........Without bee&#39;s you would&#39;nt get honey, beans, plants etc :rolleyes:

So should we make a group against wasps? What could we call it? :01:

Jonno B)

[manker]

There was a band in the eighties called W.A.S.P. I&#39;m not sure if they were for or against wasps tho.

If they were against wasps we should team up with them I think, they look tuff.

http://www.altarnative.com/2001/april/images/wasp.jpg

[Tormentor]

Wasps dont sting.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 00:05
Wasps dont sting.
Oookay, glad we got that cleared up :unsure:

Manker.......who&#39;s your friend? :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+19 August 2004 - 17:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 19 August 2004 - 17:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 00:05
Wasps dont sting.
Oookay, glad we got that cleared up :unsure:

Manker.......who&#39;s your friend? :unsure:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Well they dont and it seems like everyone thinks they do.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yup I agree :)

I think we need to call security :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 August 2004 - 17:11
Yup I agree :)

I think we need to call security :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
Uh oh i better get outta here.

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 01:05
Wasps dont sting.
What`s this for then.????? :blink:

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/education/stowawayskidspages/images/sting1.jpg

[manker]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+20 August 2004 - 01:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 20 August 2004 - 01:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 00:05
Wasps dont sting.
Oookay, glad we got that cleared up :unsure:

Manker.......who&#39;s your friend? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Tormentor? he is one of my hangers on from HardwareWorld.

Lots of them want to make monkey love to my mobo, it&#39;s pretty hawt. :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Make "Monkey love"? :blink:

Riiiiiiiiiigh............t :unsure:

@EFF.......That does&#39;nt look very impressive really, why the hell does it irritate so much <_<

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles+19 August 2004 - 17:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (enoughfakefiles @ 19 August 2004 - 17:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 01:05
Wasps dont sting.
What`s this for then.????? :blink:

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/education/stowawayskidspages/images/sting1.jpg [/b][/quote]
Wasps bite, they dont sting. That must be a bee.

[exo_body]

how come when i lifted my foot after being stung by a wasp it was hanging by its ass with its stinger in my foot, then after i shook it off i had to remove the rest of the stinger with tweezers??

[JONNO_CELEBS]

And then jabbed it with it&#39;s own stinger? :01:

I know someone who done that, sprayed the wasp with lighter gas to knock it out then pulled the sting out with tweezers and proceeded to stab the wasp with it&#39;s own stinger :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Tormentor]

WTF they do sting, hmmm somebody has been feeding me bullshit . <_<

[(>Zero Cool<)]

other wasps? :blink:

sorry answering topic title, not anyones post :)

[colt45joe]

the wasps in mexico are horrible. i got stung by one, and it was so painful, and then i got stung by one here recently, and it was pretty funny cuz i freaked out, but it actually didnt hurt that much.

[Virtualbody1234]

Originally posted by Tormentor+19 August 2004 - 18:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor @ 19 August 2004 - 18:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@19 August 2004 - 17:15
<!--QuoteBegin-Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 01:05
Wasps dont sting.
What`s this for then.????? :blink:

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/education/stowawayskidspages/images/sting1.jpg
Wasps bite, they dont sting. That must be a bee. [/b][/quote]
How can anyone say such uninformed bullshit while they have the internet at their fingertips?

The internet can be used to research information you know.

http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8...le+Search&meta= (http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=wasp+sting&btnG=Google+Search&meta=)

[Tormentor]

little late. That did not make me look good.

[Busyman]

Originally posted by Tormentor+19 August 2004 - 20:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor &#064; 19 August 2004 - 20:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@19 August 2004 - 17:15

Originally posted by Tormentor@20 August 2004 - 01:05
Wasps dont sting.
What`s this for then.????? :blink:

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/education/stowawayskidspages/images/sting1.jpg
Wasps bite, they dont sting. That must be a bee. [/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-exo_body@19 August 2004 - 20:43
how come when i lifted my foot after being stung by a wasp it was hanging by its ass with its stinger in my foot, then after i shook it off i had to remove the rest of the stinger with tweezers?? [/quote]

WTF&#33;&#33;&#33;

:angry: :01: STFU&#33;&#33;&#33; and GTFO&#33;&#33;&#33; :01: :angry:

Wasps do sting and they don&#39;t leave the stinger in you.
Bees leave the stinger in you and rip off part of their body when they do it, thus killing themselves in the process (I think the queen can sting over and over though :unsure: ).
I once saw a wasp on the Discovery channel, while on his front legs, balance himself to aim his stinger in front of him and sting a spider as if it were a sword. A run through if you will.

[AussieSheila]

Replying to the title ...


Wasps make nests out of mud but I&#39;ve seen them use the oxide I used to paint concrete statues with, a purty red one one time. :D

If you bust open their nests they have filled them with spiders for the growing wasp to feed on. And the spiders are still alive if you bust a nest open quick enough.

We find them extremely useful for scaring the crap out of international visitors. You wanna make a pom dance? You let loose a wasp near the barbie. pmsl&#33; No matter how many times I tell them waving their arms about is the way to get stung, they just can&#39;t seem to help it. We do have mighty big wasps but they aren&#39;t aggresive unless you disturb them. I&#39;ll happily cook a barbie with one buzzing around. I haven&#39;t been stung that way yet. Falling into a shrub they are in will do that for you. :rolleyes:

[*goddess*]

;) And just how did you manage to fall into a shrub?? :photo: hic hic :lol:

[Keikan]

wasps like to hang around in soda cans


Bee&#39;s do that honey thing, fly&#39;s lay maggots to eat rotten meat and shit, spiders eat flys...............WTF do wasps do that&#39;s useful apart from sting people?
I saw maggots in a urinal once

[DarthInsinuate]

stupid WASP&#39;s, they have this little club that&#39;s all exclusive and they wouldn&#39;t let me in

(that might make more sense if i said i&#39;m not white or anglo-saxon protestant)

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by manker@20 August 2004 - 00:24
I vote wasp genocide.
wasps all die in the winter anyway, well except for the queens

[Snee]

Wasps own, they hunt flies here.

I hate flies. :angry: Bunny-murderin&#39; scum.



I was clearing up some stuff a couple of weeks ago and came across a nest of bumblebees.

A nest of bumblebees who are pissed at you &#39;cos you&#39;ve just wrecked their house- now that&#39;s scary.

I had a breathing mask on and gloves and everything, but I still ran like hell.

Before that I thought they all lived alone. :blink:

[Keikan]

Originally posted by Virtualbody1234@19 August 2004 - 16:15
http://en.wikipedia.org/upload/d/de/Yellowjacket_300px.jpg
that scares me

[sArA]

Wasps are there to piss you off and to try and get in your mouth when you are drinking pop.

They gang up on people, chase them round the garden and never ever get the hint.

I either squash em with the pop bottle they have so wanted to get into....

or (my personal favourite)

I trap em inside the pop bottle, where I can see their angry little faces and can do a little tormenting of my own.


I do let em go eventually tho as I am not totally cruel

[Proper Bo]

I cut one in half with my pen knife earlier :01:

The little fecker was flying around my drink and wouldn&#39;t bugger off, I slapped it a few times but it kept coming back. So when it was sat on my monitor i cut it clean in half...I thought they were supposed to have quick reactions :blink:

Ahh well, I think i&#39;ll call him eric the &#39;alf bee now :D

[100%]

I thought Hornets where worse than Wasps?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I&#39;ve had one of the suckers in my beer tin, taken a swig and it&#39;s buzzing about in my mouth, I felt this lump in my mouth and took it out with my fingers only to see a wasp :ph34r: How I got away with that I don&#39;t know :ph34r:
I never drink out of a can in Summer now :01:

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Why do you even go outside? It&#39;s full of nasty buggers, flies, wasps, jehova&#39;s witnesses... :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Gurahl@20 August 2004 - 12:06
Why do you even go outside? It&#39;s full of nasty buggers, flies, wasps, jehova&#39;s witnesses... :angry:
Nah, I have Anti Jove spray :)

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+20 August 2004 - 14:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 20 August 2004 - 14:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@20 August 2004 - 12:06
Why do you even go outside? It&#39;s full of nasty buggers, flies, wasps, jehova&#39;s witnesses...&nbsp; :angry:
Nah, I have Anti Jove spray :) [/b][/quote]
Which I&#39;m sure will come in very handy if you are ever attacked by jupiter.

[*goddess*]

;) you should market that anti Jove spray..... you&#39;d make a killing :D

[manker]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+20 August 2004 - 13:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 20 August 2004 - 13:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@20 August 2004 - 12:06
Why do you even go outside? It&#39;s full of nasty buggers, flies, wasps, jehova&#39;s witnesses...&nbsp; :angry:
Nah, I have Anti Jove spray :)

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Well give it back to her.

Poor Auntie Jove stinks since you nicked her Right Guard :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Mr.S......What? :huh:

@Janey......Yeah, you wanna buy some? It&#39;s my own mix :devil:

@Manker.........Never ever crack that joke in my presence again :frusty: :frusty:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@20 August 2004 - 14:20
@Mr.S......What? :huh:
Jove (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=jove)

Ever wonder about the term "jovian planets", or the phrase "by Jove".

I thought everyone knew these things.

[100%]

http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo38.jpg

[Snee]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@20 August 2004 - 14:38
http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo38.jpg
What the hell is that?

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by SnnY+20 August 2004 - 13:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 20 August 2004 - 13:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@20 August 2004 - 14:38
http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo38.jpg
What the hell is that? [/b][/quote]
:rolleyes: it&#39;s carrot girl being eaten by a fly/scorpion photyshop hybrid

[Snee]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+20 August 2004 - 14:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 20 August 2004 - 14:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@20 August 2004 - 13:39
<!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@20 August 2004 - 14:38
http://www.olympictrans.ru/fun/img/uglyZoo/uZoo38.jpg
What the hell is that?
:rolleyes: it&#39;s carrot girl being eaten by a fly/scorpion photyshop hybrid [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s what I thought then.

OOoopsy, thunder, gotta go.

[Barbarossa]

How to build a wasp trap (http://www.pestcontrolcanada.com/INSECTS/wasp_traps.htm)


Everyone should do this&#33; :D

[Monkster]

http://nozzman.nl/images/edities/256.gif
i found this fitting...apparently the dutch are having problems with them too.