sex & calories

[hippychick]

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent: 12 calories
Without her consent 2187 calories

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands: 8 calories
With one hand: 12 calories
With your teeth: 485 calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection: 6 calories
Without an erection: 3315 calories

POSITIONS:

Missionary: 12 calories
69 Lying down: 78 calories
69 Standing up: 812 calories
Wheelbarrow: 216 calories
Doggy Style: 326 calories
Italian chandelier: 2912 calories

ORGASMS:

Real: 112 calories
Fake: 1315 calories

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging: 18 calories
Getting up immediately: 36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately: 816 calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:

20 - 29 years 36 calories
30 - 39 years 80 calories
40 - 49 years 124 calories
50 - 59 years 1972 calories
60 - 69 years 7916 calories
70 and over Results are still pending

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

Calmly: 32 calories
In a hurry: 98 calories
With her father knocking at the door: 5218 calories
With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 calories

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:

[maskawaih]

DRESSING AFTERWARDS:

With your wife knocking at the door: 13,521 calories
:lol: :lol:

[colt45joe]

wow this is so old, i remmeber i read this joke when i was like 5 yrs old.

[cpt_azad]

:lol: :lol:
hahahahah lmfao :lol: best one i've seen this month (list)

keep it up h. chick!