I have stains

[JONNO_CELEBS]

On my trousers, can you guess what they are? :D

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Do we have to?

:unsure: :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Only if I excite you :D

Jonno :cool:

[RPerry]

puke stains:o




(I need to wake up.... for some reason I saw where.. instead of what when I answered this )

[Rat Faced]

Coffee




Coz the thought of fish guts makes me wanna puke :unsure:

[NikkiD]

Wait a minute. I thought you didn't have anything to tell us today?:P

And I really, really, really, don't think I want to know what the stains on your pants are from.

[Rat Faced]

Wait a minute. I thought you didn't have anything to tell us today?:P

And I really, really, really, don't think I want to know what the stains on your pants are from.

If your involved, i'll change my guess

;)

[RPerry]

If your involved, i'll change my guess

;)
damn, then I have to change mine too :rolleyes:

[manker]

Well stickied RF :lol: :lol:

The stains are obviously mucas.

[NikkiD]

:o

LMFAO, you made it a sticky? How appropriate. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Rat Faced]

I didnt make it sticky...

Thats a damn Libel...

Must have been Rob ;)

[RPerry]

don't blame me damnit, you were in this thread first, and you live closer :P

[NikkiD]

Perhaps all the stickiness from Jon's pants stickied the thread on its own? :blink:

[Rat Faced]

I havent stickied anything in quite a while though :blink:

[RPerry]

I havent stickied anything in quite a while though :blink:
sorry to hear that RF, but I won't make you feel better by saying neither have I :lol:

[Gripper]

if jonno's over 40 they could be peepee stains

[NikkiD]

Jonno's 27, but they could still be peepee stains. :ph34r:

[Rat Faced]

Watersports? :o

[NikkiD]

EWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RPerry]

Watersports? :o
ewwwwwwwwwwwww :sick:

[bigboab]

Middlesex Staines?:rolleyes:



P.S. I know. But A pun's a pun.:lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Watersports? :o
Bout fecking time!!! :lol:

Ok not their not :P
You're way off so far :D

You guys are weird, so much interest in my trousers :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Watersports? :o
Golden shower anyone :blink:

[Rat Faced]

Hey, I never suggested it.... I merely put into words what Nikki Implied :rolleyes:

[RPerry]

Hey, I never suggested it.... I merely put into words what Nikki Implied :rolleyes: yeah, what he said :cool:

[NikkiD]

You guys are weird, so much interest in my trousers :lol:

:w00t:

[NikkiD]

Hey, I never suggested it.... I merely put into words what Nikki Implied :rolleyes:Actually I was implying that his bladder control might not be up to par. You're the sicko this time. :P

For a change. :ph34r:

[RPerry]

Actually I was implying that his bladder control might not be up to par. You're the sicko this time. :P

For a change. :ph34r:
speaking of bladder control.... bbiab :blink:

[NikkiD]

Me too. Damn Tim Horton's.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah I kinda been draining the maggot a fair bit, I think it's the cider in the water :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[NikkiD]

Yeah I kinda been draining the maggot a fair bit, I think it's the cider in the water :lol:

Jonno :cool:
What a lovely analogy. :sick:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Anal what?
I think you need to talk to RF aboat (Accent thing) that :P

Jonno :cool:

[RPerry]

What a lovely analogy. :sick:
:lol::lol::lol:

[Rat Faced]

What a lovely analogy. :sick:

Is that the study of anal?
:blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I just thought, that was'nt an analogy :blink:

Ok I need to wash my face :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[RPerry]

I just thought, that was'nt an analogy :blink:

Ok I need to wash my face :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:
and your trousers :dry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Why would I want to wash my trousers? Pffft, they too big :lol:

You still ain't guessed this stain, one on each thigh :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Yogi told us..... :rolleyes:

[Gripper]

Why would I want to wash my trousers? Pffft, they too big :lol:

You still ain't guessed this stain, one on each thigh :lol:

Jonno :cool:
Oh shit you are serious about this :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah, I have 2 large stains on my trousers, thighs, I want you to guess what they are :01:

Jonno :cool:

[RPerry]

Oh shit you are serious about this :o
of course he is :rolleyes:

[Rat Faced]

You mean Yogi wasnt telling us the truth? :o

[NikkiD]

How was that not an analogy?

Analogy: Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar.

Would you prefer it if I had used the term metaphor?

Metaphor: a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer to something that it does not literally denote in order to suggest a similarity.

Perhaps I'm just being a bit pedantic now.

Pedantic: Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Nikki..............stfu :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

O.k spaghetti sauce on one thigh and sour cream on t'other

[Rat Faced]

How was that not an analogy?

Analogy: Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar.

Would you prefer it if I had used the term metaphor?

Metaphor: a figure of speech in which an expression is used to refer to something that it does not literally denote in order to suggest a similarity.

Perhaps I'm just being a bit pedantic now.

Pedantic: Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules.

Stop being Ostentatious
:rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

RF..........stfu :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

RF..........stfu :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

GTFO

:P

[Gripper]

[QUOTE=Rat Faced]Stop being Ostentatious
:rolleyes:[/QU

[NikkiD]

Nikki..............stfu :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:
No. :P

BTW, are you going to give us hints as to the nature of these stains, or we too keep taking shots in the dark?

[Gripper]

sorry don't know what i did then

[manker]

I'd say metaphor rather than analogy.

I'd also say Jonno's stains have probably soaked through to his bare skin now. :sick:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No. :P

BTW, are you going to give us hints as to the nature of these stains, or we too keep taking shots in the dark?
You can do what you like in the dark :P

Ok it's not a bodily fliud :D

Jonno :cool:

[bigboab]

No. :P

or we too keep taking shots in the dark?
That is why he has stains.:lol:

[bujub22]

On my trousers, can you guess what they are? :D

Jonno :cool:
shite stains :(

[NikkiD]

You can do what you like in the dark :P

Ok it's not a bodily fliud :D

Jonno :cool:
Well then you've possibly leaned up against something and gotten it all over your pants.

So let's retrace your steps from today then shall we?

You went out to sea, so it could possibly be salt water.

You played guitar for a while. But it's unlikely the stains originated from your guitar.

Perhaps Lulu sat in something and then on your lap and transferred it to your pants?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You went out to sea, so it could possibly be salt water.

Clever girl :D

Hah I did'nt tell you I'd been to sea today, but year, I got 2 salt water patches on my legs :)

Heh, that's quite freaky I did'nt think anyone would get that :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[bigboab]

Jonno we are getting slow.:( You were out in your boat today.:)



It's Seaman Staines:lol: :lol:

[NikkiD]

Clever girl :D

Hah I did'nt tell you I'd been to sea today, but year, I got 2 salt water patches on my legs :)

Heh, that's quite freaky I did'nt think anyone would get that :blink:

Jonno :cool:
Yes you did. :rolleyes:

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=82436

@boab - LMAO :lol:

[bujub22]

Jonno we are getting slow.:( You were out in your boat today.:)



It's Seaman Staines:lol: :lol:
merman juice!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ah, got me there, forgot about that :lol:

@Bob......I''s not Cpt Pugwash :P

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

OFF TOPIC


You going to the Sherington Little Theatre on 12th November Jonno?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well no, nor am I going to SheringHAM little theatre on Nov 12th, why?
I'm going to Cromer Theatre on Oct 12th :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[bujub22]

Well no, nor am I going to SheringHAM little theatre on Nov 12th, why?
I'm going to Cromer Theatre on Oct 12th :lol:

Jonno :cool:
oct 12 ??theres a movie that comes out then ?now what the hell was it?

[Rat Faced]

Well no, nor am I going to SheringHAM little theatre on Nov 12th, why?
I'm going to Cromer Theatre on Oct 12th :lol:

Jonno :cool:

Meh, Sheringham is what i meant :p

Look at whats on that night, you lucky bastard..

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Can't be arsed to walk into town, just tell me :P

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Rocky Horror :01:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: Is it really? :lol:
The little theatre is about 3 mins walk from me :)

God, I'll have to take my cam that night and show you waht turns up :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

God, I'll have to take my cam that night and show you waht turns up :lol:

http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/naughty.gifhttp://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/naughty.gif

[bujub22]

:lol: Is it really? :lol:
The little theatre is about 3 mins walk from me :)

God, I'll have to take my cam that night and show you waht turns up :lol:

Jonno :cool:
bootlegger

[JONNO_CELEBS]

WHy does this kep getting bumped without anyone posting? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Coz u got it all sticky

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh ffs yeah I got it, momentary laps in brain activity :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

momentary?

:unsure:


:P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah, had a momentary laps for about 16 years now :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Only 16?

:rolleyes:

[RPerry]

someone drop you on your head when you were 11 ? :o

[bujub22]

someone drop you on your head when you were 11 ? :o
repeatly :lol:

[Smith]

repeatly :lol:


why had this been stickied?

do i want to know? :unsure:

[sArA]

Cos its a sticky thread of course!!! :lol: :lol:

[Smith]

Cos its a sticky thread of course!!! :lol: :lol:
:nono:

[sArA]

:nono:


:cool2:

[maskawaih]

:blink:

[S!X]

:ph34r: Skidmarks from ur asshole, it wasnt wiped properly .

[JONNO_CELEBS]

someone drop you on your head when you were 11 ? :o
@11 I was frequently dropped on my head, yes:unsure:
But I think also as a lil baby, would explain the unsightly face :ph34r:

:lol: Man it's too early

Jonno :cool: