The Dandruff Diaries.

[Yogi]

No idea why i post this, but i thought it was a catchy topictitle.

Dis(g)cuss.


Yogihttp://www.doktor.ru/cosm/publ/dandruff.jpg


Now i know: It is BrotherDoobies influence!!!:rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

wtf you talking about you weirdo? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

Dandruff!!!

Main Entry: dan·druff http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?dandru01.wav=dandruff'))
Pronunciation: 'dan-dr&f
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from dand- (origin unknown) + -ruff, from Middle English rove scabby condition, from Old Norse hrufa scab; akin to Old High German hruf scurf, Lithuanian kraupus rough
: a scurf that forms on skin especially of the scalp and comes off in small white or grayish scales
- dan·druffy http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?dandru02.wav=dandruffy')) /-dr&-fE/ adjective http://www.m-w.com/images/pixt.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Pronunciation: 'dan-dr&f
http://www.m-w.com/images/pixt.gif
:blink: Dan Drandf?
Or Dranduff?:unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

Dandruff!!!

Main Entry: dan·druff http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?dandru01.wav=dandruff'))
Pronunciation: 'dan-dr&f
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from dand- (origin unknown) + -ruff, from Middle English rove scabby condition, from Old Norse hrufa scab; akin to Old High German hruf scurf, Lithuanian kraupus rough
: a scurf that forms on skin especially of the scalp and comes off in small white or grayish scales
- dan·druffy http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?dandru02.wav=dandruffy')) /-dr&-fE/ adjective http://www.m-w.com/images/pixt.gif

[Yogi]

:blink: Dan Drandf?
Or Dranduff?:unsure:

Jonno :cool:
Does Hillary have a brother Dran???:blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

See, you're doing it again Yogi, you gonna have to see someone about that before it gets worse :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

What am i doing that needs counseling???

Or are you just talking aboat my acrobatic use of language????

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I never mentioned Counceling, so that proves you're worried yourself :P :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

About what???? :blink:


I have no dandruff.............

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Your mind :ph34r:

Am I freaking you out yet? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

My mind is perfect.

It is the world that needs help.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah I been told that before :lol:

I'm not mad, I'm just the only sain one here :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

Yeah I been told that before :lol:

I'm not mad, I'm just the only sain one here :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:
Main Entry: sain http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?sain0001.wav=sain'))
Pronunciation: 'sAn
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English segnian, from Late Latin signare, from Latin, to mark -- more at SIGN (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=sign)
1 dialect British : to make the sign of the cross on (oneself)
2 dialect British : BLESS (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=bless)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Main Entry: Bollocks
Pronunciation: Bol looks
Function: transitive nuts
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English billhooks, from Late Latin Scrotem contents, from Latin, to Spanish --
1 dialect British : Nuts, plums, dangly things containing white stuff which are nice when licked
2 dialect British : When something is a load of shit

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Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

Main Entry: bull·ock http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?bulloc01.wav=bullock'))
Pronunciation: 'bu-l&k also 'b&-
Function: noun
1 : a young bull
2 : a castrated bull : STEER (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=steer)
- bull·ocky http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?bulloc02.wav=bullocky')) /-l&-kE/ adjective

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Main Entry: STFU
Pronunciation: Shut The Fuck Up
Function: Insult/Command
1 dialect British : Used when someone is talking shite
2 dialect British : Used on FST forums when Yogi is being too clever and confusing the crap outta me

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

3 entries found for never.
To select an entry, click on it. nevernever mindnever-never land Main Entry: nev·er http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?never001.wav=never'))
Pronunciation: 'ne-v&r
Function: adverb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English n[AE]fre, from ne not + [AE]fre ever -- more at NO (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=no)
1 : not ever : at no time <I never met her>
2 : not in any degree : not under any condition <never the wiser for his experience>

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Main Entry: Nose Bleed
Pronunciation: Noaz Bleed
Function: See STFU
1 dialect British : See STFU
2 dialect British : Also see STFU

:P

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

Main Entry: de·ni·al http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif (javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?denial01.wav=denial'))
Pronunciation: di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun
1 : refusal to satisfy a request or desire
2 a (1) : refusal to admit the truth or reality (as of a statement or charge) (2) : assertion that an allegation is false b : refusal to acknowledge a person or a thing : DISAVOWAL (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=disavowal)
3 : the opposing by the defendant of an allegation of the opposite party in a lawsuit
4 : SELF-DENIAL (http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=self-denial)
5 : negation in logic
6 : a psychological defense mechanism in which confrontation with a personal problem or with reality is avoided by denying the existence of the problem or reality http://www.m-w.com/images/pixt.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Main Entry: wank
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Jonno :cool: