Whats the first thing you do when you wake up [Archive]

enoughfakefiles

10-10-2004, 01:39 PM

scratch my balls probably

Does someone else usually do this for you dan??? :lol:

You sound a little unsure. :P

Celerystalksme

10-10-2004, 01:42 PM

I open my eyes

DanB

10-10-2004, 01:43 PM

wake up
scratch balls
turn on pc
go to toilet
have a ciggerette
have shower/bath
get dressed

Celerystalksme

10-10-2004, 01:45 PM

wake up
scratch balls
turn on pc
go to toilet
have a ciggerette
have shower/bath
get dressed

he asked for first...not ur fkn life story *hehehe* :p

DanB

10-10-2004, 01:47 PM

I just thought I would elaborate :P

Lilmiss

10-10-2004, 01:50 PM

After lobbing my alarm clock across the room, I have to get up to collect it when the 2nd alarm goes off.

Then I normally walk into a wall or door, while looking for my fags.

I hate friggin' mornings. :huh:

Celerystalksme

10-10-2004, 01:50 PM

I just thought I would elaborate :P

Now all we need is the webcam...

Yogi

10-10-2004, 01:51 PM

Cigarette, coffee, Vivaldi, morningpaper, scrambled eggs, shower, clothing, feed horses,

scratch head, fall asleep again..................

tesco

10-10-2004, 01:55 PM

weekday: wake up, turn off alarm, turn on comp, shower, login, get chocolate milk, use comp until friends come to door.

weekend: wake up, turn on comp, get chocolate milk, use comp until i decide to do something.

Adster

10-10-2004, 01:59 PM

ok seing dan said life story

wake up
get dressed
open fly up
pull dick out
take a piss in the toilet
flush the toilet
go to PC to see whats happening with downloads uploads

then the rest is history

Celerystalksme

10-10-2004, 02:05 PM

At the moment...its wake up, take a piss, have a glass of OJ, play fable...

manker

10-10-2004, 02:05 PM

I find some internet personality to bully, maybe not on this forum, but someone, somewhere gets my morning fury unleashed upon then in a steaming bile filled torrent :angry:

Ermm not really, I make a nice cup of tea and drink it while reading the sport section of the newspaper.

Adster

10-10-2004, 02:06 PM

i do tn masturbate inteh mornings not enough strength thats till afternoon :)

Celerystalksme

10-10-2004, 02:10 PM

nothing like a early mornin wake n shake :D

Adster

10-10-2004, 02:11 PM

I spose then you have th rest of the day to clean

manker

10-10-2004, 02:12 PM

No tissues, Ad? :(

Celerystalksme

10-10-2004, 02:12 PM

The amount of times i been hit or kicked in the balls...i doubt id have enough to make a mess :(

Adster

10-10-2004, 02:17 PM

The amount of times i been hit or kicked in the balls...i doubt id have enough to make a mess :(

I been smahed with a soccer ball and cricket ball and still can cum 10 times a day :D

Adster

10-10-2004, 02:17 PM

No tissues, Ad? :(

no they just ripp a hole right through the bastards :(

manker

10-10-2004, 02:19 PM

no they just ripp a hole right through the bastards :(
I think your semen has been infiltrated by Borg nanites :o

Adster

10-10-2004, 02:20 PM

I think your semen has been infiltrated by Borg nanites :o

it's those woman I tell you :dry:

Gripper

10-10-2004, 02:30 PM

Run round the room turning off my 5 alarms then its time for COFFEE :blink:

Gemby!

10-10-2004, 03:22 PM

I put socks on first :01:

*Go socks!! *

DanB

10-10-2004, 04:27 PM

I put socks on first :01:

*Go socks!! *

Why socks? :unsure:

Gemby!

10-10-2004, 04:30 PM

Because if I don't then my feet will get cold :P

Gripper

10-10-2004, 04:31 PM

Because if I don't then my feet will get cold :P
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Mr. Mulder

10-10-2004, 04:32 PM

Get out of bed, sit in my chair, switch on the monitor and check on my forum then this place, then whatever’s downloading, have a wash, get dressed, make a drink (beer or coffee) lurk about till nightfall and something good comes on telly :unsure:

If it’s a college day, wake up at 6, check the computer, have a wash, get dressed, get on bus, then train, then buy a coffee, wait for class to start :dry: