What's your local called..

[Gripper]

mines called "The Local" :D
local=drinking establishment if my slang throughs non british :P

[Gemby!]

I don't have a local, but if I did it would be called The Wishing Well :ph34r:

[Rat Faced]

I have a few.

The Balloon is closest, but I prefer The Northumbrian Piper...which strictly speaking isn't very local.

I need to get a Taxi, Drive or stay at my parents if i drink there :lol:

[Cheese]

The Fortescue. :01:

[Gemby!]

You lot have smelly sounding pubs :lol:

[uNz[i]]

My local pubs called The Karawara.
Try saying it when yer pished!

[Gripper]

You lot have smelly sounding pubs :lol:
Ahhh...So young and innocent..All pubs are smelly,thats half the attraction,saves having to bathe regulary :P

[Gemby!]

Ahhh...So young and innocent..All pubs are smelly,thats half the attraction,saves having to bathe regulary :P
But they SOUND smelly , that's just weird :rolleyes:

[tesco]

Used to be called the town pump or something like that...not sure what it is now.

[enoughfakefiles]

The railway club or club if your a local. :ph34r:

[Mr. Mulder]

The Co-op, although they usually throw you out before you’ve even finished your first :unsure:

[100%]

The Co-op, although they usually throw you out before you’ve even finished your first :unsure:

:lol:
Bastards - i know what you mean, you cant even finish your cigarette and a goood selection of chips

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol:
Bastards - i know what you mean, you cant even finish your cigarette and a goood selection of chips
Nazis :dry:

[DanB]

The Railway :dry:


Choo choo :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Are you sure it’s not an actual railway dan and you’ve just been slumming it with teh hobos :unsure:

[NikkiD]

We've got a couple around here, but the one I got to most often is The Norfolk. :)

[DanB]

Are you sure it’s not an actual railway dan and you’ve just been slumming it with teh hobos :unsure:


Erm, I did wonder why we had to bring our own beer :huh:

[Gripper]

Erm, I did wonder why we had to bring our own beer :huh:
ROFLMAO :D London whata town,such class and sophistication.

[manker]

I thought the Fortescue was in Mutley :huh:

The most local pub to me is the Rugby Club, but I don't drink there cause all they serve is Fosters and Harp :dry:

I have to travel a further 20 yards to get to the Commercial for the precious, precious Stella.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

We've got a couple around here, but the one I got to most often is The Norfolk. :)
:o Where?...........Oh, that place you guys call Norfoak :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

We've got a couple around here, but the one I got to most often is The Norfolk. :)

Bootiful, really Bootiful

[JONNO_CELEBS]

She wont understand that :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

But you and all the other Brits do :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ar boy, that I do :lol:

So you reckon she's a prize turkey? :01:

:lol: :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Who?


And more importantly will you stuff her at Xmas?

[ruthie]

seems like you're a wee bit fixated on yer penis

[manker]

seems like you're a wee bit fixated on yer penis
I'm fixed to mine too, there is a song by some Aussie band, I think, called Detachable Penis. That's never appealed to me tho' :ermm:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Who?


And more importantly will you stuff her at Xmas?
Not 'arf :01: :w00t: Altho best to Pluck her first :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[S!X]

I have 2 locals

1. Shit all
2. Fuck all.
:unsure:

[Gripper]

Hole lot of gobbling going on in Norfolk,british turkeys so glad we don't practice Thanksgiving :eek:

[bujub22]

local pub-home!

if i do it's the strip club -night lights or dream girls ;)

[NikkiD]

Not 'arf :01: :w00t: Altho best to Pluck her first :lol:

Jonno :cool:
I'm so confused.:blink:

[share4uk]

The Pickled Newt...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I'm so confused.:blink:
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate, and I'm only plucking pheasants 'cause the pheasant plucker's late. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son, and I'm only plucking pheasants till the pheasant pluckers come.

:01:

Make sense now? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Mathea]

Snapper McGee's

[LickMySack]

We call it the "ShitCarters Arms" 'cos years ago it used to be frequented by the blokes that emptied the septic tanks in peoples back yard. They would fill their trucks by sucking out the waste from the tanks, and then after a nice day in the sun, they would knock off and go to the local for a couple of cleansing ales.