As of November 8th

[Proper Bo]

I won't have the internet anymore, so have a nice life people ;)

(I'll no doubt be back on a few times before then, but I like to be a bit dramatic :P )

edit: removed extra word :rolleyes:

[100%]

May i ask for the reason for Disconnecting from ze web

[Proper Bo]

My mother is a bitch

[Lilmiss]

:o :blink: :o



:huh:

[100%]

Well...thats a reason......

Id luv to hear her reason - would it be something like "he's an @sshole?"

[100%]

anyway itll be sad to miss your aroma around here

[Spicker]

dont worry boo my web has been cut off 3 times now....just act all depressed and ull get it back in no time :)

[Yogi]

Sue the bitch!!!!

[Proper Bo]

dont worry boo my web has been cut off 3 times now....just act all depressed and ull get it back in no time :)

:lol:
Methinks not, drop out of 6th form and get a job is the way, own place, own internet :01:

(hopefully) :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Sue the bitch!!!!

Sorry, I'm English, not American :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

Grrrr.....If only I didn't have to go work in a few mins. :(

/shakes fist in moniters direction.


You be better not leave without saying bye!

[Proper Bo]

Grrrr.....If only I didn't have to go work in a few mins. :(

/shakes fist in moniters direction.


You be better not leave without saying bye!

Automessage: Sorry, Bo cannot reply right now, he no longer has the internet :P

[100%]

make a deal with her

are negotiations still possible or do need a cleaner

[Proper Bo]

Negotiations have NEVER been possible

[Lilmiss]

Automessage: Sorry, Bo cannot reply right now, he no longer has the internet :P
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/i+hate+you+Bo.bmp

Grrr....I'll be back......:(

[bigboab]

Son Of A Bitch! that is bad news.:(

[Proper Bo]

Son Of A Bitch! that is bad news.:(

Your coat, sir. :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

How come she's cutting you off Bo? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Proper Bo]

As stated earlier, cause she's a bitch

[Proper Bo]

All it means is that I'll have more free time to kill with alcohol (at least 20/30 pubs/clubs within 1km of my house) and maybe some drugs thrown in for good measure :D

Actually, there's an idea, go out every night after I don't have the internet, and come home seriously fooked at about 3am every time and show what happens when i'm not sat in my room :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

That's not a reason :unsure:
You're seriously telling us she just decided for no reason to cut you off?
Why don't you just get your own conection? :)

Jonno :cool:

[Proper Bo]

Would I not need a credit card for that?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: No, you get it direct debit with a lot of places :)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Sucks, Bo :(

To get your own telephone line put in would cost between 5 and 10 quid a week. The installation would probably be around 30 quid tho'

A debit card is fine for paying your internet bill and the phone line rental. Don't let the mackems win :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

Mines on direct debit.£25.00 a month at NTL.

You`ll need to get a paper round bo. :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

BT rates are
2nd line = £80 installation payable by 4 quater payments
Rental is £10 per month

Prices are aprox going on my last statement :)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Cheers Jonno, I was way off. Direct debits are great for not having the slightest clue how much you're paying for anything. :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

If you can get NTL in your area as well i think they still do free installation for the 750k and above. :01:

[Proper Bo]

Mines on direct debit.£25.00 a month at NTL.

You`ll need to get a paper round bo. :lol: :lol:

I had one :lol:

Jonno, got telewest phone/internet/digital tv, I don't think I could get BT.
Or Ntl for that matter.

Also, I really cannot afford to pay for it myself anyway, I'm still in debt from driving lessons. I could get a job, but I'm already too distracted from my A-Levels as it is, a job would just knack them up completely (hence me quitting my last one).

Well, I'm applying to the police in less than two months, if I get in I'll be sorted :01:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I could get a job, but I'm already too distracted from my A-Levels as it is, a job would just knack them up completely (hence me quitting my last one).

:lol: You lazy sod :lol:



Well, I'm applying to the police in less than two months, if I get in I'll be sorted :01:
:blink: .................:w00t: ....................LMFAO!!!! :lol: :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[RGX]

I had one :lol:

Jonno, got telewest phone/internet/digital tv, I don't think I could get BT.
Or Ntl for that matter.

Also, I really cannot afford to pay for it myself anyway, I'm still in debt from driving lessons. I could get a job, but I'm already too distracted from my A-Levels as it is, a job would just knack them up completely (hence me quitting my last one).

Well, I'm applying to the police in less than two months, if I get in I'll be sorted :01:

Bo in a position of authority? :o

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Proper Bo]

Quiet, slim

edit: jonno, that is ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

That is what? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[Proper Bo]

Hmm, I might apply to the Norfolk police :shifty:

[enoughfakefiles]

Hmm, I might apply to the Norfolk police :shifty:

Is`nt there uniform a smock and a straw hat. :lol:

[manker]

Is`nt there uniform a smock and a straw hat. :lol::lol: :lol:

Maybe a bicycle too, when you get to the rank of sergeant :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hmm, I might apply to the Norfolk police :shifty:Awesome idea :01:
You could get me cheap gear and we could split the profits 70 - 30 in my favour :01:

I could also get you initiated :lol:

Jonno :cool:

@EFF....... Steady , just cos the rest of you don't use carrot juice instead of mace is not our fault :01:

Edit 2 : Just wanna say I'm really proud of the lack of good spoken english in the aboce sentence:rolleyes:

[Cheese]

I will save the interesting bits of the internet and post them to you each week.

Should fit on one floppy disk....

[bigboab]

Hmm, I might apply to the Norfolk police :shifty:

You will need at least five Hay levels and five Hoe levels.:unsure:

[Robert00000]

May i ask for the reason for Disconnecting from ze web
He was caught looking at the p0rn whilst trying to relieve himself with the vacuum cleaner :shifty:

[bujub22]

:rolleyes: :lol:

jus go to the library ,that's what i did when i had no computer ;)

[Proper Bo]

You will need at least five Hay levels and five Hoe levels.:unsure:

Your hat too, sir
:rolleyes:

[DanB]

thats not good Bo

[Mathea]

that sux

tho no offense, dont u think 93 is a little old to be living at home still? and how olds ur mom?

[DanB]

about 46 i think

[Mathea]

creepy

[DanB]

did you not mean mine?

[Mathea]

lol i meant bo's

[Proper Bo]

Surely wherever I live is home??
And at 93, I think I'm a bit old to be looking after myself!

[bujub22]

Surely wherever I live is home??
And at 93, I think I'm a bit old to be looking after myself!
if you were my dad i put u in the catbox:bag:

[Proper Bo]

If I was your dad, I'd put you down.

[Mathea]

silly bo

just steal the money off ur mom and then offer to pay the bill

tell her you got a job

then again, u could get a job

[bujub22]

If I was your dad, I'd put you down.
u want to go hunting:gunsmilie

[Proper Bo]

I have a job, full time tax dodger :D

I'll get a job in two months once I can be fookin paid at least minimum wage!

[manker]

I have a job, full time tax dodger :D

I'll get a job in two months once I can be fookin paid at least minimum wage!
Minimum wage now includes 16 and 17 year olds since a week last Friday.

You need a new excuse :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Does it really??

[Proper Bo]

Fook it, i'll wait a few weeks and get a job as a barman in a club, I could have been a glassy easily enough but then they'd have known I was too young to be drinking in there :rolleyes:

[bujub22]

Fook it, i'll wait a few weeks and get a job as a barman in a club, I could have been a glassy easily enough but then they'd have known I was too young to be drinking in there :rolleyes:
get your daddy's id ;)

[manker]

Fook it, i'll wait a few weeks and get a job as a barman in a club, I could have been a glassy easily enough but then they'd have known I was too young to be drinking in there :rolleyes:
New excuse already, damn you're quick :D

It is at a reduced rate for 16-17 year olds, btw.

[Proper Bo]

get your daddy's id ;)
And pass as a 45 year old?? :huh:

Alternatively, I could just not use any ID as I dont get asked :rolleyes:

[bujub22]

And pass as a 45 year old?? :huh:

Alternatively, I could just not use any ID as I dont get asked :rolleyes:
even better!

[Proper Bo]

New excuse already, damn you're quick :D

It is at a reduced rate for 16-17 year olds, btw.

A valid excuse at that, I've been going into the clubs etc for about 2 years now, I could have been a glassy for that time too, but I couldn't have gone out on the piss then! :lol:

[sArA]

From what I've just read...you just aint really trying Bo.... :dry: .....which is probably what your mum said... :lol:

[Proper Bo]

No, she uses my real name......and a lot more swear words

[bujub22]

No, she uses my real name......and a lot more swear words
sounds like paradise :01:

[sArA]

No, she uses my real name......and a lot more swear words


I was being polite for the sake of the forum....but I imagine that the message was...erm...similar.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Proper Bo]

I say real name.....

[bujub22]

I say real name.....
son of the bastard i slept with :blink:

[manker]

To be fair, even Marmaduke sounds harsher than Bo.

Bo is a girls name, if you ask me :D

[bujub22]

To be fair, even Marmaduke sounds harsher than Bo.

Bo is a girls name, if you ask me :D
true ;)

[DanB]

Boo...

[sArA]

Hoo....

[Proper Bo]

The internet people are coming to reclaim their modem too, i might piss on it or something just before they come :D

[bujub22]

The internet people are coming to reclaim their modem too, i might piss on it or something just before they come :D
good job ;) do it

[Lilmiss]

/stamps feet, throws tantrum and swears a lot.

Damnit. :(

[Proper Bo]

/stamps feet, throws tantrum and swears a lot.

Damnit. :(

I didn't think you'd be that bothered about me pissing on a modem!! :blink:

[Emdee]

I'm sure you won't be offline for long.

You could always ask Santa for a new modem... :lol:

[bujub22]

I didn't think you'd be that bothered about me pissing on a modem!! :blink:
smash it to pieces and say here im done with it now and drop it on the floor and close the door!

[DanB]

get a job and get your own

[bujub22]

get a job and get your own
ya that too

[Proper Bo]

I couldn't, we've got telewest phone and cable, so I couldnt get either BT or NTL

[bujub22]

take a buch of bottles back and pay the bill ;)

[Mathea]

well bo, grow up n get a job, then spend ur life wasting away at it bc u needed the internet sooooo badly that you didnt stay on at school and you cant advance in life then grow old n die with a really high post count

[cpt_azad]

something tells me that november 8th is a day b4 november 9th, i'm just guessing that's all :shifty:

[Joakim Agren]

Hello!

Bo she discovered your Internet PrOn thats why she is cutting you off she thinks you are perv now.:w00t:


This is what awaits you when you loose your connection:

http://homepage.mac.com/macaddikt18/xxx/Images/pic22.gif

Got to do something fast :01: :D

You to try harder dude! maybe she give in just look at what these girls tried to get more money to their school you need the same dedication hehe:lol:

http://members.cox.net/hominidpress/girlcollage.jpg

[Mathea]

we'll miss ya bo

/me snickers cuz he believes her :P

[DanB]

Can't you go and steal azzz's?

[Mathea]

yes please do


and then use it to hack into roberts and get him banned please :)

[DanB]

win win win situation there

[Mathea]

yeah and more likely to happen than the whole forum survivor thing, tho drowningthem would have been much more satisfying

[DanB]

:lol:

maybe that should have happened at birth?

[Mathea]

unfortunately their parents didnt believe in the whole throwing-the-screaming-brat-in-a-pillowcase-n-dropping-it-in-the-lake thing

[DanB]

:lol: and i was being subtle

[Mathea]

yeah well, nothing like being blunt

[DanB]

Gets the point across quicker i guess

[Mathea]

well nothing else has worked thus far

[DanB]

Very true, maybe they could try replacing the ad banners with fuck off banners

[Mathea]

remember we're not talking about the smartest ppl here.... i think itd be better if they got singing telegrams

[manker]

well nothing else has worked thus far
Oooh I duno, he's been as quiet as hell recently. I think it's cause most people are just ignoring him now tho' :unsure:

[DanB]

Or gorillagrams

[Mathea]

no they just might think its mating season

[DanB]

:lol: