guess what i hav to do?

[bujub22]

piss :lol:

anyone care to hold it while i go? :unsure:

[DanB]

no fluk off

[Mr. Mulder]

:flowers:

[bujub22]

no fluk off

no u can't jerk me off ,i said hold it :blink:

[bujub22]

:flowers:
dont smell like rosey from what i jus did :blink: :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

dont smell like rosey from what i jus did :blink: :lol:
thats what you get for eating :shit::ermm:

[bujub22]

thats what you get for eating :shit::ermm:
watermelon jolly rancher ;)

[vidcc]

piss :lol:

anyone care to hold it while i go? :unsure:
what's worrying is that you didn't ask if any female cares to hold it :unsure:

[bujub22]

what's worrying is that you didn't ask if any female cares to hold it :unsure:
i jus wanted to see how many ppl would look in the thread really :P

[Mr. Mulder]

watermelon jolly rancher ;)
they're tasty as fook!:o

[Gripper]

I like drinking scrumpy cause it makes mine smell like apples

[100%]

But the question stll remains did you do it sitting down?

[Mathea]

1. whats scrumpy?
2. im reserving this space depending on ur reply

[bujub22]

they're tasty as fook!:o
jus traded that in for a big bowl of noodles :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

1. whats scrumpy?
2. im reserving this space depending on ur reply

Very very very very very very srong cider. :01:

[Gripper]

Scrumpy is a rough cider made in the west country and makes you do strange things when you drink a couple of pints :beerchug:

[bujub22]

But the question stll remains did you do it sitting down?
i shit and piss standing! :blink:

[Mathea]

cider doesnt taste v good

[bujub22]

cider doesnt taste v good
i had cinnamin cider today it was good -warmed

[Rat Faced]

cider doesnt taste v good

Scrumpy doesnt TASTE like Cider though... and there are different types of cider too...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Gripper]

cider doesnt taste v good
After one pint of this stuff you won't give a sh*t what it tastes loike :D

[bujub22]

After one pint of this stuff you won't give a sh*t what it tastes loike :D
:( i want some

[Mathea]

Scrumpy doesnt TASTE like Cider though... and there are different types of cider too...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
well if cider=fermented apples then it doesnt taste v good imo

[bujub22]

well if cider=fermented apples then it doesnt taste v good imo
:( nevermind dont want none

[DanB]

well if cider=fermented apples then it doesnt taste v good imo


nor me, even the smell of it makes me feel ill

[bujub22]

nor me, even the smell of it makes me feel ill
jus thinkin of it makes me wana shit!

[Mathea]

ur v open arent you?


hint: theres some things we dont need to know

[bujub22]

ur v open arent you?


hint: theres some things we dont need to know
i use 2 ply ;)

:lol:

[Mathea]

nice me too

is much softer

i have nice soft fluffy tp

[bujub22]

i shaved my balls today ;) gave myself the pornstar trim

[Mathea]

why did i click get new post?

[DanB]

I dont know

[Mathea]

cuz i am a fool

[DanB]

You said it :D

[Mathea]

damn you

[DanB]

damn you


I don't want to burn in hell for ever :(

[Mathea]

hahah too late

but dont worry ill prolly die first and ive already resigned to the fact thats where ill be spending eternity :P