Good luck Jonno :)

[NikkiD]

I hope everything goes flawlessly with your surgery sweetie, I'm pulling for you. :wub:

Take this opportunity to get lots of rest, and get well soon. :)

(((((((((Jon)))))))))

Nikki :wub:

[Monkeee]

he's getting surgery!?!? what for? its not seriouse eh?

[Keikan]

breast implants? sex change?

[*goddess*]

I hope everything goes flawlessly with your surgery sweetie, I'm pulling for you. :wub:

Take this opportunity to get lots of rest, and get well soon. :)

(((((((((Jon)))))))))

Nikki :wub::ph34r: It may be the 'pulling' that he's most concerned about

:hug: G'luck from me too






;) You reckon they can maybe fix your ugly mug while you're in there??

:rolleyes: Guess that would be expecting to much really:lol:

[cpt_azad]

umm, not knowing why he's getting surgery, I still wish him luck because without him this board would be nothing, and he's such a cool guy :)

[100%]

Surgery is horrible the day after
good luck J

[cpt_azad]

Surgery is horrible the day after
good luck J

don't discourage him :dry:

[100%]

the good thing is that your family friends bring you tons of goodies
i heard you get as much ice cream as you want

(is that better now CZad?

[*goddess*]

the good thing is that your family friends bring you tons of goodies
i heard you get as much ice cream as you want

(is that better now CZad?
;) I think the ice-cream is more for if ya get your tonsils out.


:) He's having his hernia operated on.

[Guillaume]

:insert cheesy "get well soon" card here:
:01:

mmmmm... painkillers and nurses! :ph34r:

[100%]

HERNiA - holly shit that hurts like F*k the day after(and longer) - i had that operation 3 fkn times -
Make sure the Doctor makes a nice job out of it - the Doc that did my girlfriend - cut her horizontally which looks distorted - get him to cut diagonally much cooler.
I hate it when the nurses wake you at rediculous times in the morning, and tell you to move when you cant even budge.

(sorry Czad)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Sorry big chap, i didn't realise. Hope you get on well, get well soon mate ;) :cool:

[Guillaume]

http://img41.exs.cx/img41/9383/p7115.jpg

[bigboab]

Good Luck Jonno.:) Remember and watch those expensive lights.:)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Awwww you guys *insert blushing smilie*

@Nikki......You're pulling my what? :P ......Thankyou :hug: <- just this once :D

@Janey......... they don't work that bigger miricals :lol:

@cpt.......Aww thanks dude, that's a really cool thing to say, look after the place til I'm back wont you ;-)

@Zig......No way man, I'm coming home today :01: I ain't staying in no crap bed with crap food and ugly nurses with only North Norfolk Radio as company lol

Thanks guys :) I'll be back :01:
Prolly in about 6 hours lol

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

You mean he didn't choose the general anaesthetic? :o

[Rat Faced]

Even with a General, he's only in until he passes water... then gets thrown out.

Dont strain anything when u get back Jonno :rolleyes:

[cowswithguns]

So the big day finally came Jonno? ;)

Hope all goes well and that you have a speedy recovery :)

:wub:

[Guillaume]

Even with a General, he's only in until he passes water... then gets thrown out.

Dont strain anything when u get back Jonno :rolleyes:
Oops. Forgot about the british health system... :(

[Yogi]

What a lame excuse to check out some nurses!!!!!















Have fun!!!! :lol:

[Guillaume]

Jonno when entering the hospital?
http://img42.exs.cx/img42/9553/dourif.jpg

[100%]

Jonno During Surgery

http://www.pushby.com/ian/archives/bleah.jpg

[lynx]

Phew, just a hernia.

For a moment I thought he was having the axe removed. :blink:

Guess it's probably too late to wish good luck, hope it doesn't hurt too much afterwards.

[Yogi]

Jonno During Surgery


http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/bdaywilly.gif

[DanB]

Good luck jonno.

hope they don't slip :ph34r:

[Robert00000]

Good luck, but don't take too long otherwise boab will steal your women :cool:

[sArA]

This is it then huh? The one we've all been waiting with baited breath for.....

I am sure they won't slip mate...but it they do...well, they can always quicky sew it back on and you might not notice...!!! :lol: :lol:

My daughter had one done about 2 years ago....she was very brave....nice neat little scar and everything.....

So Jonno.....no booing it like a baby just cos its an incy wincy bit sore now will you?

Seriously, hope you feel ok soon.

[DanB]

My mum had her account deleted in the move otherwise she would say good luck too Jonno :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

G'luck Chunks! ;)

Toothless grins for you :lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

All the best, Jonno. I'm pulling for you too.

[sArA]

All the best, Jonno. I'm pulling for you too.


I really didn't want to know that....... :blink:

[manker]

I really didn't want to know that....... :blink:
Jonno insisted ;)

Gonna give him a blow by blow account later.

I'll stop now :sick:

[Yogi]

Jonno insisted ;)

Gonna give him a blow by blow account later.

I'll stop now :sick::lol: :lol: :lol: don't...........

[sArA]

Jonno insisted ;)

Gonna give him a blow by blow account later.

I'll stop now :sick:

No please dont stop.....I love it when you dig holes....... :lol:

[manker]

Some people :rolleyes:

All I said was that I would give a member some encouragement to stand firm.

[Yogi]

Some people........:rolleyes:

Like Jonno needs that!?!?:01:

[bigboab]

Some people :rolleyes:

All I said was that I would give a member some encouragement to stand firm. When you succeed will you tell me how you did it.:(

[manker]

When you succeed will you tell me how you did it.:(
I have a sense of Déjà Vu - it's going to be Interweb porn, lots and lots of interweb porn :01:

[Mathea]

he'll be fine.... but i advise milking it for all its worth Jonno!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ouch :ph34r:

Yeah that about sums it up :lol:

Well to answer a few quick questions, it was local, I felt some of it and threatend to punch the doc, who then said that would'nt be wise given the circumstances :lol:
It's a 4 inch!!! cut/scar , and got a 4 week sick note :01:

And am enjoying the drugs :D

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Nice, glad to hear it went well.

Why did you threaten to punch the doc just out of interest? :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Cos he hurt me <_<
I said it in jest, I was nattering and cracking jokes the whole time :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[bigboab]

From what I hear a four inch cut will never be seen.:rolleyes: Nice to know everything is OK Jonno.:)

[sArA]

Glad you are back with us.....and still intact.... :D

[Rat Faced]

lol, depends on wether he shaves down there :rolleyes:

No one notices mine :lol:

[sArA]

lol, depends on wether he shaves down there :rolleyes:

No one notices mine :lol:


Your what? :blink:

[Rat Faced]

Your what? :blink:

The 4 inch scar... Im shocked that you thought i was suggesting anything else...






On 2nd thoughts, your right there too.. :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

lol, the nurse came in to shave me, I said "I've helped you out there" (yesterday I cleaned it right up man, smoother all over that area than my face is lol) she rolled her eyes and said "Let's see then" , I dropped my trousers and she said "Oh, you have too, probably better than I would have" :lol: :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

lol, the nurse came in to shave me, I said "I've helped you out there" (yesterday I cleaned it right up man, smoother all over that area than my face is lol) she rolled her eyes and said "Let's see then" , I dropped my trousers and she said "Oh, you have too, probably better than I would have" :lol: :01:

Jonno :cool:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

[Mathea]

why am i not surprised? glad all is well

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well it's not my fault, the sedative had the oposite effect, I was in theatre for an hour and did'nt shut up :lol: The nurses and doc were all giggling, was pretty cool considering :)
All praises to Cromer Hospital staff, what a seriously friendly comfortable place :)
Prolly cos it's small, but it's so different from the robotic hospitals of the city's, got to play my own music on the stereo, nurse liked it so I gave her the cd :D (Well , kinda left it for the op room staff)

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Cool, were/are you off your tits by any chance?

[Guillaume]

Glad to hear you're back and "whole".

I always have dreadful visions of what'd happen if the surgeon had the hiccups when... forget I even mentioned this http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/nerves.gif

[Yogi]

Good to hear you indeed had fun!!

[Mathea]

ouch

or if someone fucked up the files and he got the wrong surgery...

[DanB]

Accidental vasectomey :ph34r:

[NikkiD]

Glad to hear you're back and "whole".

I always have dreadful visions of what'd happen if the surgeon had the hiccups when... forget I even mentioned this http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/nerves.gif
Don't start that please!! I go in in two weeks, and I don't need to be worrying about stuff like that. http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/smilies/nerves.gif

[bujub22]

welcome back!

[Guillaume]

@Nikki: I can edit it if it really scares you.

So, what are you go in for? If you don't mind us knowing of course.

[NikkiD]

@Nikki: I can edit it if it really scares you.

So, what are you go in for? If you don't mind us knowing of course.
Gastroscopy, Colonoscopy and Laparoscopy to see if I need further surgery. :(

[Mathea]

:S ouchies

ur a tough lady though best of luck to you nikki

[Rat Faced]

Gastroscopy, Colonoscopy and Laparoscopy to see if I need further surgery. :(

:( :( :(

[Guillaume]

Gastroscopy, Colonoscopy and Laparoscopy to see if I need further surgery. :(
Oh, I had those years ago... They're er... Fun?

I'd better start a "get well Nikki" thread right now, cause it's gonna be crowded in two weeks. :)

[DanB]

:ph34r: Good luck

'scopy things aren't pleasant :(

[bujub22]

Gastroscopy, Colonoscopy and Laparoscopy to see if I need further surgery. :(
i only know what 1 of those is and it aint good so good luck ;)

[namzuf9]

I'm glad to here you're ok Jonno, hope you have a fast recovery otherwise whats the point in all that time off you're getting?:01:

@nikkid good luck with your 'scopy things, hope the're not too uncomfortable.:(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You ain't got nothing to worry about Nikki :) Your doctors out there actually went to med school :lol:

My doc drew a mark on me and said "Have to do that now, I don't wanna get the wrong side again"
I was like "What you mean *Again?*"
Ahh doctors and their humor, even mid op he said "Whats that?" :blink: Another little surgical humor aparently (which incidently I found funny)

You'll be just Fine Nikki :)

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

Good luck Nikki... wonder if they will let you have a copy of the video?

[bujub22]

Good luck Nikki... wonder if they will let you have a copy of the video?
yeah try and post if they do ;) :lol:

[NikkiD]

Good luck Nikki... wonder if they will let you have a copy of the video?
Doubtful. Here, they don't even let you stay awake for the process. Not that I'm complaining. I'm still in shock that they didn't knock Jonno out for his.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well I gotta say ........I have never in all my life felt as much pain as I did last night, after I came off line I wanted to go for a pee and take some fresh air and have a look at the stars as I do every night :)
Let's just say I done well to stay concious, I swear on my soul thru all the joking my pain threshold is quite high but getting up last night I nearly fainted trying to get back to bed, woke up a few times in the night .......erm....shall we say "Excited"......yaholyfuckthathurttoo :ph34r:
Now awake and need to cough :ph34r:

Gonna take some of these drugs that don't work :rolleyes:

Morning all :)

Jonno :cool:

[maskawaih]

JONNO!! :hug:

[Guillaume]

Jonno, maybe you should ask your doctor about bromide...

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I dunno what bromide is :blink: and believe me, IF I can get to see or speak to my doc within the next week he would'nt give me anything anyway :(

I got 50mg Voltarol (Diclofenac Ph.Eur.) 3 per day
And 500mg Co Dydramol ( 2 every 6 hours)

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Bromide is what they gave to soldiers in the trenches during WWI to curb their "ardour".
Might help ease your morning "stiffness" problems. ;)

[DarthInsinuate]

just realised i haven't posted in here - Good Luck Jonno, hope they don't slip etc.

[Guillaume]

He's back already.

I could say he's been in and out but since it's Jonno's crotch we're talking about, I won't. :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Gurahl......It's not so much that, I only woke up a few times with that but I have to get up out of bed, it's just man that hurts, it's incredible how much you use that muscle, every breath, movement, word everything you do makes it throb, I never realised til now :ph34r:

@Darth...... :lol: Thanks dude

Jonno :cool: