Announcing the "Anybody But Kerry" group

[j2k4]

All members are required to evince the same degree of irrational hatred demonstrated by those who similarly despise George W. Bush.

No reasonable objections to Kerry's platform will be tolerated; your loathing must not have any basis in reality, either domestically or in any geo-political sense or aspect.

If you feel you are capable of the virulent, fervid, vacuous and undifferentiated disgust necessary for certification of membership in this club and see this as an opportunity to ooze political putrescence just like the liberals do, please feel free to post here.

Rat, leave this thread where it's at, or I'll report you to the mods! :)

[MagicNakor]

So not only are you president, you're also a member?








I'll be taking hobbes' coat now. It's much nicer than mine.

:shuriken:

[Everose]

Let me give this some thought, J2. The 'no basis in reality' rule is a hard one. ;)

[j2k4]

So not only are you president, you're also a member?








I'll be taking hobbes' coat now. It's much nicer than mine.

:shuriken:

Not the President, but the founder.

This group is self-organizing, as our expressions of utter distaste and contempt (even granting their irrationality) will no doubt be presented with a lucidity not evident on the left.

I felt it was time.

Hobbes can fend for himself; enjoy the coat.

[j2k4]

I'll start:

John Kerry is a lying, misleading hypocrite, who was never even in Viet Nam, and he wouldn't know a "swift boat" if he swallowed it.

He flunked out of Yale law, and his grades were worse than George W. Bush's.

His Purple Hearts were sought deviously and awarded fraudulently.

Aw, shit...I blew it-He actually was in Viet Nam.

The rest is true; I have violated the rules already.

I need lots of practice. :huh:

[spinningfreemanny]

ok,... switch to "lib thinking" mode...

wait for it...



wait for it....



whoo, tough.....


I'll get back to ya, need to tie a tournaquet around my neck; stops oxygen from flowing to the brain, you know... :lol:

[Everose]

Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman

New: The 10 Best John Kerry Jokes

"Last week, Senator Kerry was eight points behind President Bush, today he is three points ahead. Is this the kind of indecision we want in a president?" --Announcer in a mock Bush-Cheney ad, "Late Show With David Letterman"

"Kerry scored many points with voters and pundits by finally putting to rest criticism that he's a flip-flopper. Kerry said, 'I have one position on Iraq: I'm forgainst it." --Amy Pohler, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"John Kerry says the 'W' in George W. Bush stands for 'Wrong.' But he still can't explain what John Kerry stands for." —David Letterman

"John Kerry keeping a low profile this week. He said he wanted to get away and go someplace where no one would expect to see him. So I guess he showed up at his old seat in the Senate. Nobody's going to look for him there." —Jay Leno

"You see the pictures in the paper today of John Kerry windsurfing? He's at his home in Nantucket this week, doing his favorite thing, windsurfing. Even his hobby depends on which way the wind blows." —Jay Leno

"Have you folks been following the controversy with John Kerry and his service in Vietnam and the Swift Boat campaign? It all took place in Vietnam and now it just won't go away. I was thinking about this — if John Kerry had just ducked the war like everybody else he wouldn't have this trouble." —David Letterman

"The latest issue of GQ magazine, John Kerry talks about what a man should look for in a woman. GQ? If John Kerry is going to talk about what he likes in a woman, shouldn't it be in Fortune or Money magazine?" --Jay Leno

"Vice President Dick Cheney attacked John Kerry. He said that John Kerry 'lacks deeply held convictions.' Today Kerry shot back, he said, 'That's not completely true.'" —Jay Leno

"John Kerry told Tom Ridge he was too busy to receive a Homeland Security briefing. I thought that was odd, since you're not supposed to ignore terrorist threats until after you become president." —David Letterman

"There was an embarrassing moment at a recent Democratic fundraiser. When John Kerry was handed a $10 million dollar check, he said, 'I do.'" —Craig Kilborn

"John Kerry suspended his campaign for five days this week in honor of President Reagan. And right now, he's ahead in the polls. How's that make him feel? Disappears for a week and he's up in the polls. What else can he do now but go into hiding." —Jay Leno

"'Shrek 2' made over $120 million during its first week. In a related story, John Kerry asked Shrek to marry him." —Conan O'Brien

"John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke." —Jay Leno

"This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message — if I have one.'" —Craig Kilborn

"John Kerry and Ralph Nader met face-to-face, it was a historic meeting. Astronomers said today their meeting actually created what is called a 'charisma black hole.'" —Jay Leno

"Gas prices are up, the stock market is down, Iraq is a mess and John Kerry is saying, 'How am I gonna beat this guy?" —David Letterman

"Bill Clinton has a brand new book coming out in a few months and the Democrats are worried that the Clinton book might upstage the Kerry campaign. I'm thinking, hell, day-old meat loaf could upstage that campaign." —David Letterman

"The campaign for the White House is heating up with John Kerry taking heat for throwing his Vietnam medals away, getting a $1000 haircut, and wearing a 1970s wig known as 'the Leno.' There are really two sides to this story. And America can't wait for Kerry to present both of them." —David Letterman

"President Bush said John Kerry is on both sides of every issue. And Kerry replied, 'No, I'm not ... but there is some truth to that.' " —Craig Kilborn

"The prisoner scandal is yet another election year problem for President Bush. And, with the economy still struggling, combat operations in Iraq dragging on, and the 9-11 hearings revealing damning information, even an opponent of limited political skill should be able to capitalize on those problems. The Democrats, however, chose to nominate John Kerry." —Jon Stewart

"Insiders have begun voicing serious concerns about how he's conducting his campaign. One aide told the New York Times that while Bush's message of 'steady leadership' has remained consistent, Kerry has gone through six different messages in the 18 months he's been running, including, at one particularly desperate juncture, 'Kerry: Health care jobs for the troops' environment.'" —Jon Stewart

"John Kerry spent the day reading to preschoolers ... and the kids said Kerry actually lacked warmth and failed to articulate a clear message." —David Letterman

"Lot of people wondering if John Kerry supports gay marriages. Here's a hint ... he gets $1,000 haircuts." —Craig Kilborn

"Courtney Love said she once escorted Kerry to a concert. John Kerry once went out with Courtney Love and he's questioning Bush's judgment." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry announced his plan for how to handle those poor naked prisoners. His wife is going to buy them all a $1,000 Armani suit." —Craig Kilborn

"Kerry was here in Los Angeles. He was courting the Spanish vote by speaking Spanish. And he showed people he could be boring in two languages." —Jay Leno

"President Bush listed his income as $822,000. You know what John Kerry calls someone who earns $822,000? Not even worth dating." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry fell off of his bicycle over the weekend. He went for a Sunday afternoon ride, fell off in front of the news media. Luckily, his hair broke the fall so it's not as serious. ... Thankfully, Senator Kerry was not seriously injured. In fact, when the police arrived, Kerry was well enough to give conflicting reports to the officers about what happened." —Jay Leno

"Please explain to me why John Kerry sounds more dickish telling the truth than Bush sounds when he's lying. How is that possible?" —Jon Stewart

"John Kerry's wife Teresa Heinz is on the cover of Newsweek magazine this week and they said that if he is elected president, she will be the oldest first lady in American history. But that doesn't bother John Kerry, he said, 'To me, she looks like a million bucks'" —Jay Leno

"John Kerry reportedly flew in his private hairdresser before his "Meet the Press" interview for a total cost of $1,000. That's $1,000 for a haircut, which sounds like a lot, but have you seen the size of Kerry's head." —Jay Leno

"Well the good news for Democrats, now over half the country can identify a picture of John Kerry. The bad news, the majority still thinks he's the dad from 'The Munsters."' —Jay Leno

"John Kerry had surgery on his right shoulder this week to repair some damage. It was pretty bad, he had no feeling. It was almost like he was a Republican." —David Letterman

"John Kerry accused President Bush of catering to the rich. You know, as opposed to John Kerry who just marries them." —Jay Leno

"They say John Kerry is the first Democratic presidential candidate in history to raise $50 million in a three-month period. Actually, that's nothing. He once raised $500 million with two words: 'I do.'" —Jay Leno

"Senator Kerry recovering very nicely after having shoulder surgery. The doctors said the senator was fully awake, lucid and joking after the surgery was done, but cautioned that that was just the drug. He went back to his boring self soon afterward." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq." —Craig Kilborn

"Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card." —Craig Kilborn

"We make jokes about it but the truth is this presidential election really offers us a choice of two well-informed opposing positions on every issue. OK, they both belong to John Kerry, but they're still there." —Jay Leno

"The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for John Kerry. You can understand why — with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either." —David Letterman

"John Kerry is busy trying to raise money right now for his campaign. It was reported today that Kerry's hoping to raise $80 million before the Democratic convention. That's a lot of money. Yeah, Kerry has two ways to raise the $80 million: soliciting Democratic donors and going through his wife's purse." —Conan O'Brien

"John Kerry says that he wants to debate President Bush once a month until the election. This could be a risky move for Senator Kerry. If Bush doesn't show up for the debates, John Kerry may end up debating an empty chair. And that could be pretty much a toss up as to which one has the better personality." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both a lawyer and a politician." —Jay Leno

"The White House begun airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry campaign is condemning his use of 9/11 in the ads. He said, it is unconscionable to use the tragic memory of a war in order to get elected, unless of course, it's the Vietnam War." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry has promised to take this country back from the wealthy. Who better than the guy worth $700 million to take the country back? See, he knows how the wealthy think. He can spy on them at his country club, at his place in Palm Beach, at his house in the Hamptons. He's like a mole for the working man." —Jay Leno

"I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal." —David Letterman

"John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle." —Craig Kilborn

"Earlier today, President Bush said Kerry will be a tough and hard-charging opponent. That explains why Bush's nickname for Kerry is math." —Conan O'Brien

"Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him." —Jay Leno

"Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton." —David Letterman

"During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage." —Conan O'Brien

"It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the presidential nomination. The only thing that can sink John Kerry now is an Al Gore endorsement." —Jay Leno

"According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you see, that's why John Kerry had all that Botox — his back was killing him from all that flip-flopping on issues." —Jay Leno

"An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal, a spokesman said 'Close, but no cigar.'" —Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live's "Weekend Update"

"Over the weekend, John Kerry — the big John Kerry juggernaut moves on — he won primaries in Washington D.C., Nevada and, I think, Canada. And he's so confident that he's started nailing that intern again." —David Letterman

"Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Yesterday, a 27-year-old woman came for to deny rumors that she had an affair with Democratic front-runner John Kerry. The woman added, 'I would never cheat on Bill Clinton.'" —Conan O'Brien

"Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. He said all we have to do is find a really rich country like Switzerland and marry it." —Jay Leno

"The head of the AFL-CIO endorsed John Kerry, saying, 'The time has come to come behind one man, one leader, one candidate.' Then he said, 'And until we find that man, we will endorse John Kerry.'" —Conan O'Brien

"The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get out of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'" —Jay Leno

"They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first wife was worth around $300 million and his second wife, his current wife, is worth around $700 million. So when John Kerry says he's going after the wealthy in this country, he's not just talking. He's doing it!" —Jay Leno

"In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was married to Teresa Heinz, Senator John Kerry dated Morgan Fairchild, Michelle Phillips, Catherine Oxenberg and Dana Delany. Finally a Democratic presidential candidate with good taste in women." —Jay Leno

"It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves." —Bill Maher

"John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'" —Craig Kilborn

"A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry now, as opposed to a few months ago, they believe he's had Botox shots. They claim a number of his worry lines have vanished. They haven't vanished, just Howard Dean is wearing them now." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry is finding out that it is no fun to be the front runner, that's when you get all the heat. He had to deny internet rumors this week that he had Botox treatments. The Republicans say Kerry should have a clear, unfurrowed brow the old fashioned way by not giving a sh--." —Bill Maher

"In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.' Then he hugged his wife, Teresa, heir to the multi-million dollar Heinz food fortune." —Jay Leno

"Political experts are saying the reason John Kerry is doing so well is because he’s 'electable.' Hey, so was Al Gore — in fact, he even got elected and it didn't help him at all." —Jay Leno

"A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away." —Dennis Miller

"The big winner last night in New Hampshire — Senator John Kerry. He won 39 percent of the vote, which is pretty good, and begs the question, why the long face?" —Jay Leno

"Real movement in the Kerry campaign now. His poll numbers are moving, donations are moving, endorsements are moving. The only thing not moving is his hair." —Jay Leno

"In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of the end of the Bush administration. I agree. Sure, it may take another five years, but this is it." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry’s victory over Howard Dean has completely changed the presidential race around. Now instead of the rich white guy from Yale who lives in the White house facing off against the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Vermont, he may have to face the rich white guy from Yale who lives in Massachusetts. It’s a whole different game." —Jay Leno

"A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace." —Jay Leno

"During the Democratic presidential debate Howard Dean started off by apologizing to the crowd for having a cold. Then John Kerry apologized for once having a cold while serving his country in Vietnam." —Conan O'Brien

"John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as the 'comeback kid.' That used to be Bill Clinton's name — because every time he would come back to a city, he would find out if he had a kid or not." —Jay Leno

"These campaigns are getting so nasty. They are going through people's old taxes, coming up with these old quotes. Today, somebody released footage of John Kerry throwing apples at Dorothy. To me he just looks like the tree from 'The Wizard of Oz.'" —Bill Maher

"Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really want the endorsement of a guy with a Bloody Mary mustache?" —David Letterman

"In an interview with Rolling Stone, Senator John Kerry, who is running for president, said that when he voted for the war in Iraq, he didn't expect President Bush to 'f--- it up as badly as he did.' Here's some breaking news, tomorrow former Vice President Al Gore expected to endorse Howard Dean as the Democratic nominee for president of the United States — and you thought John Kerry was using four letter words before! Actually, to John Kerry, Dean is a four letter word." —Jay Leno

"Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry said you can't misspeak 15 times in a week and be president. And Bush said, 'You can't'?" —Jay Leno

"The Boston Globe is reporting that Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry used to date actress Morgan Fairchild but it didn't work out. Apparently she couldn't handle dating someone with bigger hair then she had." —Jay Leno

"John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he could be sexually active again. All the other Democratic candidates have been very supportive. Joe Lieberman called to wish him the best. The Rev. Al Sharpton called to offer prayers. Former President Bill Clinton called Mrs. Kerry and asked if she was lonely." —Jay Leno

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman

[Rat Faced]

"John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either." —David Letterman


Really? (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=602540&section=news)


BERLIN (Reuters) - A senior German minister has said that the country, which staunchly opposed the U.S.-led war to oust Saddam Hussein, could eventually send troops to Iraq, although he ruled out any such move for now.

The government of Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder was quick to play down Wednesday's remarks by German Defence Minister Peter Struck in a newspaper interview and in a separate briefing to reporters at a NATO defence ministers summit in Romania.

"There will be no German soldiers sent to Iraq. That will not change," a government spokesman said.

However, some analysts said Struck's comments, some made after a phone conversation with Schroeder on the troops issue, might signal a subtle shift in the German stance and could be linked to the upcoming U.S. presidential election.

"I have made very clear that within the foreseeable future, it is out of the question," Struck said at the meeting in the Romanian ski resort of Poiana Brasovin, in response to a question about sending German troops to Iraq.

"But certainly there could be times ahead, in years to come, when Germany will get involved," Struck added.

In his 2002 re-election campaign Schroeder derided plans to attack Iraq as an adventure that would set the Middle East ablaze, damaging relations with the Bush administration.

U.S. ELECTION

Struck's comments came just hours before U.S. President George W. Bush goes up against his Democratic challenger John Kerry in a third and final debate.

In an interview with the Financial Times newspaper, Struck welcomed Kerry's call for an international summit on Iraq.

Kerry has argued during his campaign that he would have more success than Bush in getting traditional U.S. allies and Iraq war opponents like Germany and France to help in Iraq.

"We have to see this in view of the American election campaign and as a positioning of the German government for whoever becomes the next president," said Christian Hacke, a political science professor at Bonn University.

An official at the U.S. State Department, who asked not to be named, said Secretary of State Colin Powell had spoken by telephone with his German counterpart Joschka Fischer, who reaffirmed Germany's policy on troops.

"We noted the defence minister's comments and then noted Chancellor Schroeder's (spokesman's comments). We obviously consider the chancellor authoritative. So as far as we are concerned there has been no change in Germany's policy," the official said.

The Struck comments drew quick criticism from the Greens, coalition partners of Schroeder's SPD party.

Dietmar Herz, a political science professor at Erfurt University, suggested the government might be trying to send a message about future involvement.

"The German government's Iraq stance is very popular at home and there won't be any big change in that even if Kerry wins," he said. "But Struck and Schroeder know they will have to do more in future and are gradually preparing the public for that."

[CloudSeeder]

The gal that works for me says John Kerry is a horsefaced S.O.B. put a bit in his mouth and you could ride him. I sure hope there are no horse lovers on this board, I'm not to sure I could take the flak. Ooooops sorry J2K4 you said unfounded, I'll go sit in the corner until I can do it right.:)

[j2k4]

'Rose, that was patently unfair, and redolent of liberal tactics.















Well done! ;)

Kind of a reverse double back-flip Hypoluxa with a full twist, from the pike position.

[j2k4]

Really? (http://www.reuters.co.uk/newsPackageArticle.jhtml?type=worldNews&storyID=602540&section=news)

Please stay on-topic, Mr. Moderator; no kowtowing to the riff-raff.

Rules are rules.

[CloudSeeder]

John Kerry is secretly lobbying to get the Congressional Medal of Honor for single handedly having all of the American troops pulled out of Viet Nam Oooops there I go again, not necessarily unfounded, but highly suspected by ME

[j2k4]

The gal that works for me says John Kerry is a horsefaced S.O.B. put a bit in his mouth and you could ride him. I sure hope there are no horse lovers on this board, I'm not to sure I could take the flak. Ooooops sorry J2K4 you said unfounded, I'll go sit in the corner until I can do it right.:)

No need for such desperate tactics, my good man; the trick is to let your mind drift over to the left just far enough to be totally disengaged, then type.

To be honest ( :o ), I'm having difficulty keeping the truth out of my posting, but it still sounds really bad, so it probably doesn't matter; just go ahead and tell the truth, but in a lying way, and nobody'll be the wiser.

They have no way to tell anyway, apart from the lack of quick links. :P

[CloudSeeder]

j2, looks like time to flog rat, He moved it.

[Rip The Jacker]

I don't know why, but reading this thread made me want to go and buy the Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD.

[CloudSeeder]

ok,... switch to "lib thinking" mode...

wait for it...



wait for it....



whoo, tough.....


I'll get back to ya, need to tie a tournaquet around my neck; stops oxygen from flowing to the brain, you know... :lol:
Way to go Manny, I've had a tournaquet around my neck since this thing started and I still can't get that far to the left:unsure:

[j2k4]

I don't know why, but reading this thread made me want to go and buy the Fahrenheit 9/11 DVD.

Yes, Rip-please do.

When you are old enough, you will make an excellent taxpayer.

[j2k4]

j2, looks like time to flog rat, He moved it.

Indeed-he is obviously wearing his spectacles downside-up as he denies the relative legitimacy of this thread.

He is a socialist, however, and has certain obligations, you see.

[j2k4]

John Kerry can sno-board without falling, and can also wind-surf without getting wet-this last not because he is accomplished, but owing to his Christ-like abilities; he cannot fall in the water, but merely on it.

[Cheese]

I'm not going to vote for either of them.

Edit: drunken speelings.

[j2k4]

Anyone contemplating a Kerry/Edwards vote is a fink and a traitor to the public trust.

[Everose]

That would explain the tan.......... :D

[CloudSeeder]

He is a socialist, however, and has certain obligations, you see.
J2, You are going to piss rat off accusing him of swinging that far to the right

[Rip The Jacker]

Yes, Rip-please do.

When you are old enough, you will make an excellent taxpayer.
Nah. I started watching my downloaded copy, its showing the part where... on inauguration day people protested, and hit Bush's limo with eggs.

[j2k4]

Kerry, abjectly flouting campaign law, has invited his 8 constituents to a post-election celebration at his estate outside Paris.

Jacques Chirac is rumored to have RSVPed already, and reportedly has some leftover Iraqi oil vouchers to present to Mr. Kerry at the gala event.

[j2k4]

J2, You are going to piss rat off accusing him of swinging that far to the right

Ooooooops.

Well, screw it; he could have left it in "The Talk Club", where it belongs.

Actually, he wears his political mantle proudly, and I cannot quarrel thus; he is no more misguided than the rest. ;)

[j2k4]

Hey, great news!

I've only been doing this for about an hour, and already I've been offered the "Dan Rather" chair at the Columbia Journalism School!!

Screw them, too... I'm holding out for the big cash!!!

[CloudSeeder]

Actually, he wears his political mantle proudly, and I cannot quarrel thus; he is no more misguided than the rest. ;)You are right, he has the right to his beliefs, and many fine people have died to defend that right.

[manker]

Nice to know that the good old fashioned 'tit for tat' ethos still has a place in contemporary political discussion.

The only reason the 'anyonebutbush' campain was started is to sway the would-be non-voters into voting for Kerry in this 2 candidate election i.e. to demonise Bush thus making average Joe think that he must indeed vote for anyone but this monster ergo through lack of alternatives this inevitably leads him to vote Kerry.

It's pretty pathetic, as is duplicating the sentiment, imo.

[Emdee]

Feel the Talk-Club-ness. :01:

[j2k4]

Oh, puh-leeeeeeeeze, manker-

We're not in "The Talk Club" anymore.

In any case, these are merely honest expressions regarding Mr. Kerry, and are offered with the utmost respect and dignity, just as do those who similarly treat Bush.

I've never heard anyone pronounce that pathetic, but I don't wonder why-it is the way of this board.

I merely seek to offer an alternative. ;)

[manker]

This thread was started in The Talk Club tho', was it not.

I just thought that you were above such tricks ;)

[spinningfreemanny]

Kerry and his family is currently campaigning around the world to throw out leaders who support Iraq with personnel and to elect those leaders for pulling out of Iraq.

Crap.

"hey cloud, come pull this belt a little tighter...!"

[j2k4]

This thread was started in The Talk Club tho', was it not.

I just thought that you were above such tricks ;)

I did say "anymore", did I not?

I assiduouslyly avoided any trickery, manker; you weren't fooled, were you?

Were you?!?

[Everose]

This thread was started in The Talk Club tho', was it not.

I just thought that you were above such tricks ;)

I think this thread just makes him more human, manker. Actually, one thing I can admire about J2 is he doesn't underhandedly mess with ones mind (aka trickery). He tells it likes he sees it, spits it out when he has had enough. I call this type of thing 'having a damnit day'. I am glad he came along, I was overdue for my damnit day. :D

[manker]

I did say "anymore", did I not?

I assiduouslyly avoided any trickery, manker; you weren't fooled, were you?

Were you?!?
Completely flummoxed, if I were able I would be voting for more bush.

Looks like I've learned another new word too :D

[manker]

I think this thread just makes him more human, manker. Actually, one thing I can admire about J2 is he doesn't underhandedly mess with ones mind (aka trickery). He tells it likes he sees it, spits it out when he has had enough. I call this type of thing 'having a damnit day'. I am glad he came along, I was overdue for my damnit day. :D
Actually, 'Rose, I'm pleased too. This is the first time I've ever looked at a political post by J2 and thought to myself, 'that's rubbish, and I'm going to say so.'

He does tend to know his stuff rather better than I :D

[j2k4]

Completely flummoxed, if I were able I would be voting for more bush.

:D

Give me your addy, manker-I'll have an Ohio ballot sent; I hear it's not at all difficult. ;)

[CloudSeeder]

"hey cloud, come pull this belt a little tighter...!"

Hey Manny, I've given this belt thing a lot of thought. I have come to the conclusion a belt isn't going to work. We would have to stick our heads clear up our butts to cut off enough oxygen to get that much brain damage. After all with the pucker factor and lack of oxygen up there it might work.:lol:

[j2k4]

I think this thread just makes him more human... :D

'Tis but an illusion....

[manker]

Completely flummoxed, if I were able I would be voting for more bush.
:D


Give me your addy, manker-I'll have an Ohio ballot sent; I hear it's not at all difficult. ;)
:lol: :lol:

Ah, but you misunderstand, I was so thrown by your double dealing chicanery that I started to think about naked ladies. See, no capitals :huh:

[j2k4]

'Tis but an illusion....

Wait, do you mean extra-human?

Sounds good; I'll take it. :)

[Everose]

:lol: :lol: Now don't be insulted, j2. It was imho!!!!

[manker]

"hey cloud, come pull this belt a little tighter...!"
Hey Manny, I've given this belt thing a lot of thought. I have come to the conclusion a belt isn't going to work. We would have to stick our heads clear up our butts to cut off enough oxygen to get that much brain damage. After all with the pucker factor and lack of oxygen up there it might work.:lol:

Have I somehow blundered into the Young Republican Sado-Masochistic Convention :huh:

You boys really ought to use the PM system ...

[Everose]

Wait, do you mean extra-human?

Sounds good; I'll take it. :)


Okay, okay, you got the extra!!!! :D

[Everose]

Have I somehow blundered into the Young Republican Sado-Masochistic Convention :huh:

You boys really ought to use the PM system ...


Tis okay, Manker. I have it on good authority that Mr. Cloud wears his name on the back of his belt in order to remember who he is when he finally gets his head out of his .... .... orifice. :lol:

Tis a good thing he can laugh at himself as strongly as he can voice his opinions. ;)

[j2k4]

'Night to all.

My pallet awaits; a long day ahead and behind.

Thanks for playing. :)

[manker]

Tis okay, Manker. I have it on good authority that Mr. Cloud wears his name on the back of his belt in order to remember who he is when he finally gets his head out of his .... .... orifice. :lol:

Tis a good thing he can laugh at himself as strongly as he can voice his opinions. ;)
:lol:

It is nice to be able to turn a thread such as this around with a misplaced word or two without fear of contraception. RF should do this and tempt you serious folk into the lounge more often ;)

Nite J2, cheers for letting me play :D

[Busyman]

Those jokes about Kerry were as funny shit Everose!!!!

I haven't visited the ABB Thread yet but hell this is the most yapping I've seen j2 do since I've been on the board.

Fuck Kerry!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[CloudSeeder]

[QUOTE=Everose]Tis okay, Manker. I have it on good authority that Mr. Cloud wears his name on the back of his belt in order to remember who he is when he finally gets his head out of his .... .... orifice. :lol: /QUOTE]

Thanks Rose, all evening Manny and I have been insinuating that lack of oxygen was what caused the liberal point of view, now you just told the world I have my head up my ....... ..........orfice:unsure:

[Rat Faced]

You are right, he has the right to his beliefs, and many fine people have died to defend that right.

I've risked my kneck to defend that right, can you say the same?

As to Socialist... I used to be, now im LibDem... Centre :P

[Robert00000]

I'm not going to vote for either of them.

Edit: drunken speelings.I find withcheese's arguement the most persuasive and have decided not to vote for either :D

[Busyman]

I find withcheese's arguement the most persuasive and have decided not to vote for either :D
Cool, seeing as WithoutbeingintheUS is European. :dry:

[DanB]

Cool, seeing as WithoutbeingintheUS is European. :dry:


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