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TheRealDave
10-14-2004, 09:48 PM
Yes, yes I am :01:
Guillaume
10-14-2004, 09:50 PM
No you're not.
One of them escaped to the US of A. ;)
bujub22
10-14-2004, 09:59 PM
and he's got weapons of mass destruction with him :(
manker
10-14-2004, 09:59 PM
Bah! Squishing spiders is wrong.

Each time you squish a spider, you get one erection taken away from your lifetime's allocation :o

Hasty edit: If you're a girl then ... it applies to your partner.

Another edit: If you're a single girl or one that relies on plastic assistance then a latex allergy will be forthcoming.

Last edit: This post just didn't work out :dry:
bujub22
10-14-2004, 10:01 PM
hmm i thought when u squash a spider u lose hair on your left 1
Guillaume
10-14-2004, 10:02 PM
Bah! Squishing spiders is wrong.

Each time you squish a spider, you get one erection taken away from your lifetime's allocation :o
Karma, karma, something something something...
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/7780/R145BOYGEORGE83.jpg :music:
bujub22
10-14-2004, 10:03 PM
Karma, karma, something something something...
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/7780/R145BOYGEORGE83.jpg :music:
stop posting pics of yourself! it's not nice on the eyes
Guillaume
10-14-2004, 10:06 PM
http://img37.exs.cx/img37/166/frenchman2.jpg
How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
TheRealDave
10-14-2004, 10:06 PM
i only squished it because my sister wouldnt go to sleep with it in her room. it was a nasty looking thing, i got a picture of it for my photography. i'll put it up soon.
TheRealDave
10-14-2004, 10:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/therealdave/spider1.jpg

it was huge too! that was until it got the other end of my magazine :01:
bujub22
10-14-2004, 10:12 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/therealdave/spider1.jpg

it was huge too! that was until it got the other end of my magazine :01:
i can see the white in his eyes!

good kill
Guillaume
10-14-2004, 10:14 PM
This one
http://img97.exs.cx/img97/3349/tobey-mcguire.jpg
is pretty annoying too.
Could you squish him? :P
TheRealDave
10-14-2004, 10:16 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/therealdave/spider2.jpg

is the thing circled in red its teeth/fang things? :unsure:

they seem pretty big :unsure:
bujub22
10-14-2004, 10:18 PM
now post a pic of the squashed version!
TheRealDave
10-15-2004, 04:17 PM
:lol: i would if i could find it. I flicked it off my wall and it vanished :ph34r:
bujub22
10-15-2004, 04:19 PM
:( what if it fell in your drink or food :blink: or bed??
TheRealDave
10-15-2004, 04:27 PM
i was paranoid last night, checking my feet everytime i even felt anything :lol: i still am!
bujub22
10-15-2004, 04:34 PM
i was paranoid last night, checking my feet everytime i even felt anything :lol: i still am!
it lives! :unsure: