New Civilization

[DanB]

Me and my flatmate just decided to tidy and hoover our living room.

God knows when we last did but I find a new civilization behind the sofa, bloody things were throwing rocks at me while I tried to hoover them up :dry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:01: So they found you, I'm glad I gave them the right directions :D

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Twas pretty grim

[manker]

What would your mother say :nono:






Sorry, I appear to have come over all Gemby! :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sorry, I appear to have come over all Gemby! :blink:
I don't even have to say it :lol:

Pwned :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Sorry, I appear to have come all over Gemby! :blink:
:blink:




dan, hold that ground, if you loose this battle then the war's already over, NOW YOU HOLD!!! :01:

[manker]

:rolleyes:



Edit: Arcadia, you evil bloke. :o

[100%]

Evidence of mutating Civilisations behind the Sofa is proof that you are Human

[Yogi]

In my house the mice are invading, now winter is coming.

Even with two cats prowling, average 1 dead mouse per cat a day, there is no

stopping.

Poisoning is no option.

Once the mice leave in spring, the Ants invade.

I learn to live with it/them.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:rolleyes:

:01: Just accept it :P

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

Edit: Arcadia, that's right, and I'd do it again. :o :blink::blink::unsure:

[DanB]

erm...............

[manker]

Bah!

Have you lads never seen Gemby ask Dan what his mother would say if she knew (of his debauchery)

That's what I meant, I'd come over all gemby! Not that I'd ....


.....


You bastards :D

[manker]

In my house the mice are invading, now winter is coming.

Even with two cats prowling, average 1 dead mouse per cat a day, there is no

stopping.

Poisoning is no option.

Once the mice leave in spring, the Ants invade.

I learn to live with it/them.

Have you ever thought of living indoors? :unsure:

[Cheese]

My room is a state at the moment.

The Foster's cans have set up their own nation state in one corner of the room and keep trying to invade my bed at night. :fugley:

[DanB]

Bah!

Have you lads never seen Gemby ask Dan what his mother would say if she knew (of his debauchery)

That's what I meant, I'd come over all gemby! Not that I'd ....


.....


You bastards :D


Don't bring me into your sordid revelations :dry:

[Everose]

Have you ever thought of living indoors? :unsure:
:lol: :lol:

:D We are having lots of flies around here. Fall has arrived and they are trying to get inside where it is warm. I sit on the couch, (and you are right, couches do grow whole civilizations under them) with computer in lap and flyswatter in hand.

[DanB]

Hmmm flies are what made us do the cleaning today.

I found some binbags down our back stairs to the garden thing that had been there for an undeterminable period of time

[Everose]

They are annoying. And I will be damned if the darn things don't sense it when you are holding a flyswatter. I lay my flyswatter down and they attack, I pick it up in my hand and they stay four feet away just a waiting until I lay it down again!!!!!

[manker]

:lol: :lol:

:D We are having lots of flies around here. Fall has arrived and they are trying to get inside where it is warm. I sit on the couch, (and you are right, couches do grow whole civilizations under them) with computer in lap and flyswatter in hand.
:D

Dan is in much the same position as you, sitting on the couch with computer on his knees .. but I don't think that's a fly swatter he has in his hand :o

I do wish he wouldn't leave his webcam on :rolleyes:

[Everose]

:D

Dan is in much the same position as you, sitting on the couch with computer on his knees .. but I don't think that's a fly swatter he has in his hand :o

I do wish he wouldn't leave his webcam on :rolleyes:


:D Oh well, to each his own...... am hoping he keeps the sticky off the computer keys. .......... :blink: That just might draw the flies. :D

[manker]

You may well be right, it's probably half the reason for the civilisation behind the sofa too ;)

[Everose]

You may well be right, it's probably half the reason for the civilisation behind the sofa too ;)


Oh well, then what is another tool. Bring on the shampooer, although I suppose one could wait until everything dried and then the hoover would suffice. Have been thinking. Why would a hoover attachment not work as good as a flyswatter? Just swat those flies down to the bag live. But then there would be the noise to put up with I suppose. ;)

[DanB]

You bar steward Manker.

I am actaually sat on a crappy old pc chair next to my bed with the keyboard on my lap.


Everose, we were thinking of buying a venus fly trap for our living room :shifty:

[Yogi]

Have you ever thought of living indoors? :unsure:

Done that.

But as i like to live in old houses, there is no difference.

[Yogi]

:D

Dan is in much the same position as you, sitting on the couch with computer on his knees .. but I don't think that's a fly swatter he has in his hand :o

I do wish he wouldn't leave his webcam on :rolleyes:

You hypocrit cawklover!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

Everyone knows I am teh innocent :o

Btw:


buyingAllusion :dry:

venus flytrapEuphemism :dry:

Living roomMisdirection :dry:

We all know you meant that you're hiring one of these for the night :01:

http://www.dirtyashtray.com/archives/fleshlight.gif

[DanB]

:lol:

what can i say