Crisp Connoisseur

[manker]

Which Crisps will I like the best?

Arcadia made me fancy some crisps so I went to the shop and found some new flavours :01:

Back right are Golden Skins Loaded Cheese flavour - baked with the skins left on, sounds good.

Back left are Golden Skins Mexican Chilli and Cheese flavour - again with skins on.

In the front are McCoy's Honey Roasted Ham and Mustard flavour - apparently these are limited edition with real Colemans of Norwich Mustard.

Or will I prefer the New Cadbury's Double Decker with Nuts? Highly unlikely, btw.

Hints -- Wrt real food Cheese rawks but I don't like Mustard or Chilli - yet as I posted before Walkers Sweet Chilli crisps are my favourites :blink:

Also I eat the skin when I eat a Jacket spud.

These hints may mean nothing because, as everyone knows, crisps are a law unto themselves :01:

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5232/picture00191.jpg

I'm going to eat them all within an hour or two, probably. A Poll would be nice if a mod sees this but place your bets now!!!!1111




Slow? Really, I hadn't noticed :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Not being a fan of cheese crisps (other than wotsits and snaps) I'd say go for the McCoy's - the name alone ensures quality ;)

[Gripper]

Goddamn manker them skins sound wicked let us know what they're like,I'm gonna have to go hunting them tomorrow!

[DanB]

The ham and mustard McCoys rawk :01:

[manker]

:o Cheese crisps pwn!

Gripper, I'm eating a packet of the skinned ones now; nice texture, really tasty - thick cut too :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

It’s a little upsetting to see no Doritos thrown in there, manker, especially with all the new flavours that came out recently :unsure:

[manker]

It’s a little upsetting to see no Doritos thrown in there, manker, especially with all the new flavours that came out recently :unsure:

See, I don't like spicy stuff. So the new Dorito flavours scared me a little :unsure:

Cheese 3D doritos are gorgeous, tho'

[DanB]

See, I don't like spicy stuff. So the new Dorito flavours scared me a little :unsure:

Cheese 3D doritos are gorgeous, tho'

Yet you got Mexican Chilli flavour ones? :unsure:

[lynx]

You'd better get that Cadbury's Double Decker with Nuts eaten before {I}{K}{E} sees it.

[Mr. Mulder]

The Tandoori ones (the bestest ones) aren’t spicy at all tbh, if you’ll cast your mind back to the BBQ ones that were mysteriously taken from us many years ago, they do seem rather similar to those :ph34r:

[DanB]

on a side note I hate my pc but Wheat Chrunchies bacon flavour are also a close contender for number 1

[lynx]

See, I don't like spicy stuff. So the new Dorito flavours scared me a little :unsure:

Cheese 3D doritos are gorgeous, tho'
:blink:

Edit: wtf, that's not the post I quoted. :huh:

[Gripper]

:o Cheese crisps pwn!

Gripper, I'm eating a packet of the skinned ones now; nice texture, really tasty - thick cut too :01:
Stop man I'm salivating and i've only just finished a roast chicken dinner :w00t:

[manker]

I can hear scratching at my locked front door, do you think {I}{K}{E}'s onto me :unsure:

Dan, I was trying to be adventurous cos I liked the Walkers version. It may yet backfire. The Dorito new flavours all had weird names I couldn't pronounce. They have no place in my Corner Shop :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

on a side note I hate my pc but Wheat Chrunchies bacon flavour are also a close contender for number 1

Indeed :01: they certainly seem to be the closed thing to bacon in the way of crisps :01:

[lynx]

on a side note I hate my pc but Wheat Chrunchies bacon flavour are also a close contender for number 1
:blink: :blink: :blink:

[DanB]

Arcadia you know that :01:

Yep thats a good rule Manker, never eat anything you can't pronounce :01:

[manker]

If you bite a little hole out of the side of a Bacon Wheat Crunchie and put your finger to cover the hole at the bottom, then when you blow into the top it makes a whistle noise.

Biting the hole is tricky, you need to do it gently so that the whole crisp doesn't crumble to bits. A design flaw, me thinks :dry:

[DanB]

:lol: I have never tried that

[Mr. Mulder]

monster munch also rawks wiv teh lurv!1111 :01: Pickled Onion and flaming hawt :01:



Admittedly they are the chavs favourite, but we had them first dammit! :01:

[DanB]

MonsterMunch flaming hot :01:

The pickled onions ones have scarred me for life via indigestion

[manker]

Flaming hawt are teh nuts :01:

I also think Walkers would have sold more if they'd spelled hawt thusly :dry:

[DanB]

I concur

[Mr. Mulder]

10 & 20p crisps often rawk, with ones like snaps and pwn balls, not forgetting space invaders :cool:

[DanB]

Whe I was little I used to like the ones you used to salt yourself

[manker]

Update:

I've eaten two of the packets now, one was rank the other was ok but bland and I had to eat the chocolate to take the taste away of the rank pack. :dry:

Im also feeling a bit sick as I'd not long eaten a full Sunday Dinner at the missus' Mam's.

I will soldier on tho' :01:

[DanB]

Fat bastard :lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

Manker - a true example to us all :crying:

[Gripper]

Update:

I've eaten two of the packets now, one was rank the other was ok but bland and I had to eat the chocolate to take the taste away of the rank pack. :dry:

Im also feeling a bit sick as I'd not long eaten a full Sunday Dinner at the missus' Mam's.

I will soldier on tho' :01:
My hero keep going boy don't stop til you barf!! :sick:

[DanB]

Which was the mank one?

[manker]

Which was the mank one?
Me :blink:

I'm not saying incase we have some late voters :shifty:

[DanB]

I reckon it was the cheese ones, not the mexican chilli & cheese but the plain cheese.

Ham & mustard will be hands down winners.

oooh, I just remembered about how good teh Brannigans were :01:

[manker]

I've finished all three bags and the Double Decker :01:

I did have to leave some of the rank bag because they were just piss poor. Sorry.

If anyone would like to cast a vote as to which they think would have been my favourites then do so in the next 30 minutes because that's when I shall be revealling all (oo-er)

The choices are:


Golden Skins Loaded Cheese flavour - baked with the skins left on

Golden Skins Mexican Chilli and Cheese flavour - again with skins on.

McCoy's Honey Roasted Ham and Mustard flavour - apparently these are limited edition with real Colemans of Norwich Mustard.


I'm feeling a bit lightheaded as well :(

[DanB]

McCoy's Honey Roasted Ham and Mustard flavour - apparently these are limited edition with real Colemans of Norwich Mustard.


The winners :D

[LoobiLou]

The golden skins loaded cheese flavour sounds the nicest :eat: I vote for them

[Gripper]

Golden Skins Mexican Chilli and Cheese flavour - again with skins on.

These are the winners i reackon!!

[Mr. Mulder]

You could cut the tension with a knife :o



If the McCoy’s are skanky then it’s gonna be a huge upset :unsure: The Cheese ones sound like most cheesy crisps, and as manker’s said, cheese crisps pwn and he doesn’t like spicy ones, so I’d go with the Mexican ones being bad and the McCoys for tops :01:

[DanB]

I would have said the plain cheese ones where the skanky ones

[manker]

Here is another hint:

At least one of the four official voters are correct :o

[DanB]

The tension, the suspicion, its all getting too much for me

[Mr. Mulder]

these pants were clean on today :o

[manker]

Drum roll.

Someone with a Ouija board please inform Roy Castle that the record for the most voters in a crisp related FST voting thread has been broken by the almost unbelievable number of four :unsure:

The winners were The Loaded Cheese Skins.

They were bland but the other two were horrible! The Mexican Chilli tasted like sick and the McCoys were really burny. I don't think I've ever tasted Mustard before but I bet I wouldn't like it :angry:

LoubiLou gets a Bar of Mars :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

:o:o:o:o:o

[LoobiLou]

Yay, i won a bar of mars! :01:

[Gripper]

I suspect inside info :dry:
grumble grumble well done looby

[manker]

Oops I spelled your name wrong, my apologies :blushing:

Your next priority, Loobi, is to win a competition for the Mars Explorer to collect this prize. Hopefully DanB will assist with this.

Edit: Golden Wonder suck monkey bawls :P

[LoobiLou]

You're forgiven :) ...ok, how do i go about getting this Mars Explorer? DanB, suggestions?

[manker]

I'm not sure how he will aquire the Mars Explorer but once he does I'll bet he'll give it away in a good hearted competition gesture, he is that kid of chap :D

Here is the carnage, as you can see the Mexicans are left half eaten:

http://img95.exs.cx/img95/3845/picture0019s1.jpg

798 Calories :sick:

[LoobiLou]

The salt and vinegar snacka jacks are the bestest crisps known to man! :D (and a lot less fattening than most others)

[manker]

Bah! Crisps for wimin. The missus likes them too.

I'm going to stick to Walkers in the future, definitely :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

snacka jacks rawk!!111 :01:

[manker]

snacka jacks rawk!!111 :01:
I think you'd better do the next Crisp Challenge. You're a lot more qualified than me. I still can't fathom why I bought 2 packs of Golden Wonder :unsure:

You could eat, like, 10 different bags :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

I think you'd better do the next Crisp Challenge. You're a lot more qualified than me. I still can't fathom why I bought 2 packs of Golden Wonder :unsure:

You could eat, like, 10 different bags :01:


r u trying to smurf me? :ph34r:

[manker]

:blink:

I duno, am I? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

i hope not :blink:

[manker]

Me too :unsure:


Let's say I was though, what would I be trying to do?

[Mr. Mulder]

id rather not say :(

[DanB]

My pc is a cunt, I missed the revelaing of the winner and everything.

I have spent the last hour or so dodging bsod's and explorer crashes while trying to move files from E: to C: in preparation for a reformat and fresh installw hen Cheese's mobo gets here to see if it fixes me.

Grrr if I had hair I'd have pulled it all out :angry:

[manker]

My pc is a cunt, I missed the revelaing of the winner and everything.

I have spent the last hour or so dodging bsod's and explorer crashes while trying to move files from E: to C: in preparation for a reformat and fresh installw hen Cheese's mobo gets here to see if it fixes me.

Grrr if I had hair I'd have pulled it all out :angry:
Sounds like a nightmare, mate :(

If it helps, I can re-create the revealing of the winning member later on MSN for you :unsure:

Edit: I've just finished the icky Mexican crisps too :01:

[DanB]

yay, that might help me