The HIV paranoia song

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Let’s talk about sex.

Let’s talk about HIV.

Let’s talk about pregnancy.

Let’s talk about sex.

Let’s further your fears and doubts,

The grimy, technical ins and outs.

Let’s tall about sex.

Let’s increase the paranoia rate,

Freak you out till you can’t even masturbate.

So let’s talk about sex.

Let’s talk about HIV.

Let’s talk about pregnancy.

And further your fears and doubts,

Grimy, technical ins and outs.

STD’s are gonna be your fate,

That’s right: you can’t even masturbate.

So let’s talk about sex.

That includes HIV

And you’ll learn about pregnancy.

About the grimy ins and outs.

Enhance further your fears and doubt.

That’s what authority’s all about.

Scare you out of the final act.

Point the other way and stab you in the back.
Let’s talk about sex.

:P Sorry, I know it's not very good but I really wanted to post it somewhere, I'm still kinda proud of it :rolleyes:

[tesco]

:lol:

[natedogg]

:lol:

[tesco]

:lol:
copy cat. :dry:

:lol:

[manker]

You wrote that, didn't you? It is really good. :lol:

Wish I could have appreciated it when I was at school..

[Everose]

This was really good, SpatulaGeekGirl. I hope you keep on writing and I hope you will share with us when you do.

[natedogg]

copy cat. :dry:

:lol:
yeah ;)


:lol:

[manker]

Bizarrely, the above prose could go with the tune from Salt 'n' Pepa's hit from the late eighties - Let's Talk About Sex.

I had the tune in my head from being in my sister's car and it fits perfectly :blink:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Bizarrely, the above prose could go with the tune from Salt 'n' Pepa's hit from the late eighties - Let's Talk About Sex.

I had the tune in my head from being in my sister's car and it fits perfectly :blink:
:lol: No coincidence, I wrote it as a parody. The bizarre thing is I haven't heard the whole song, so if I does fit perfectly I'm very impressed with myself :blink:

[manker]

Well, fook :lol:

I figured with you not being alive when that song was out and it being fairly obscure, it was a coincidence. :D


It fits with the chorus, that's the only bit I can recollect right now. Not entirely sure whether the song consists of anything but that chorus ditty, actually.

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Well, fook :lol:

I figured with you not being alive when that song was out and it being fairly obscure, it was a coincidence. :D


It fits with the chorus, that's the only bit I can recollect right now. Not entirely sure whether the song consists of anything but that chorus ditty, actually.
'Tis a repulsively tuned, lyrically challenged song.




I watch VH1 classic to much...:unsure: