what can

[TheRealDave]

eating uncooked bacon do to you? :unsure:

[ElvisLover]

Food poisoning perhaps?

[100%]

Not much
unless its rotten
There so much fat in it thats its dificult for it to spoil

[TheRealDave]

i did 5 slices in the microwave for 2 mins. i ate about 3 and felt like i was gonna be sick so i stopped.

[ElvisLover]

heh heh heh

[Yogi]

i did 5 slices in the microwave for 2 mins. i ate about 3 and felt like i was gonna be sick so i stopped.
Next time lay them between some kitchencleaningpaper or unbleached toiletpaper and they get all crispy...........:01:

[ruthie]

worms, parasites, but at least you cooked it some...

[Rat Faced]

Its Pork

Tapeworms spring to mind...

Plus, theres a reason that 2 major religions dont eat Pork at all, probably based on the illness' and parasites from it being incorrectly cooked or going off very easily.

[ElvisLover]

Something to do with rat + cat + dog = hog

[TheRealDave]

great so im fooked :P

[enoughfakefiles]

It`s been nice knowing you. :ph34r:

[maskawaih]

Its Pork

Tapeworms spring to mind...

Plus, theres a reason that 2 major religions dont eat Pork at all, probably based on the illness' and parasites from it being incorrectly cooked or going off very easily.
soooo true. ;)

[manker]

I thought they didn't eat pork because pigs sleep and root in shit. They're filthy animals. No-one wants to eat an animal that hasn't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

[ElvisLover]

I thought they didn't eat pork because pigs sleep and root in shit. They're filthy animals. No-one wants to eat an animal that hasn't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.

Correctamundo :01:

[ahctlucabbuS]

I thought they didn't eat pork because pigs sleep and root in shit. They're filthy animals. No-one wants to eat an animal that hasn't got enough sense to disregard its own feces.I assume most of the bans/prohibitations in religion has had practical reasons behind it.

I can imagine the above explanation was a justification for the ban from "common people".

You're missing out however, the filthy animal tastes amazing :01:

[Yogi]

I want a pig as pet!!!!

They are soooo funny.

It wouldn't stop me from eating spare ribs.

[manker]

I assume most of the bans/prohibitations in religion has had practical reasons behind it.

I can imagine the above explanation was a justification for the ban from "common people".

You're missing out however, the filthy animal tastes amazing :01:
:D

I've no idea dude, I was just paraphrasing Pulp Fiction from memory.

As for me, coincidently I don't eat pig flesh. Nothing to do with their habits, simply because I don't like the taste. :D

[ahctlucabbuS]

Well now you do know ;)

It does seem plausible though, religion could be a handy tool for controlling the population.