Lets place some phrases here

[maskawaih]

"If youre being raped, dont fight it, just feel it" - by an annonymous minister in Malaysia.

[Dark Steno]

STFUGTFOWTFROFLMFAO LOLOLOL is a phrase too.

[zedaxax]

"if you did it, you probably should do it again"
by minister of zLounge Zed

[maskawaih]

will you just shut up Dark?

[Mathea]

with karate i'll kick your ass from here to right over there

[ElvisLover]

I kick ass for the lord - some vicar in Braindead

[Mr. Mulder]

"The devil will show you many things, bright colours" - Holtz the Vampire Hunter :01:

[Dark Steno]

will you just shut up Dark?
you mean like stfu? wow, thats a phrase. :01:

[Mathea]

silence speaks louder than words

[ElvisLover]

silence is golden

[Dark Steno]

Time is golden too :01:

[Mathea]

made from the best stuff on earth

[Mr. Mulder]

silence is golden
Golden wonders are crisps :01:

[Mathea]

Crisps are chips thank you very much

[zedaxax]

"To say STFU is harder than to STFU"
by LoungeeZed

[ElvisLover]

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play

[Dark Steno]

"To say STFU is harder than to STFU"
by LoungeeZed
I think to stfu is harder than to say it. :lol:

[Mathea]

A Mars a day helps you work rest and play
i wish i had one

[ElvisLover]

i wish i had one


I'll happily give you one

[Mathea]

im still waiting

[zedaxax]

I think to stfu is harder than to say it. :lol:
reverse technology

i cant say what i want tosay cauze im weak

(this week)

[Gripper]

There are more things in heaven and earth Horatio

[zedaxax]

"To Reply or Not to Reply"
by insecure member

[ElvisLover]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[Mathea]

to err is human to forgive divine

[Mr. Mulder]

I'll happily give you one

Oooo errrr missus :unsure:

[ElvisLover]

Damn this wasnt msn then?

[maskawaih]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away
:lol:

[ElvisLover]

Elvis is King :01: - Me

[Mathea]

Damn this wasnt msn then?
:lol: ive almost done that twice today.....

[Gripper]

Hark what light through yonder window shines

[Mathea]

erm, its breaks, not shine

[Gripper]

erm, its breaks, not shine
No one said they had to be accurate


Thar she blows :D :D

[zedaxax]

""what this button for?"
(Rookiecrd looking at button that deletes 10yrs of posts)

[ElvisLover]

""what this button for?"
(Rookiecrd looking at button that deletes 10yrs of posts)


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[maskawaih]

""what this button for?"
(Rookiecrd looking at button that deletes 10yrs of posts)
LMAO :lol:

[Mathea]

""what this button for?"
(Rookiecrd looking at button that deletes 10yrs of posts) haha nice

[Gripper]

if you look in the abyss to long,the abyss will look into you

[Dark Steno]

"Acquire, Reflect and Explore" :01:

[bujub22]

thee who throws the first rock
will be grant to smoke thee and will some thee!

tyrone biggum's

[ElvisLover]

didnt i just post in here?

something about glasshouses and throwing stones, oh well

[ElvisLover]

Red sky at night shepherds delight (meaning its going to be a nice day), red sky in the morning shepherds warning (its going to be bad weather)

[enoughfakefiles]

Change to VB and they will come. :lol: :lol:

[ElvisLover]

Change to VB and they will come. :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: Krohn October 1st 2004

[100%]

"im eating so please be quiet"
by 1% after hunger strike

[ElvisLover]

9/10 cats prefer Whiskas

[jetje]

phrases ehm lemme think

this good enough (http://www.filmsite.org/filmfotos/terminator.wav)

:cool:

[ElvisLover]

phrases ehm lemme think

this good enough (http://www.filmsite.org/filmfotos/terminator.wav)

:cool:


Pukka - Jamie Oliver :dry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

"If youre being raped, dont fight it, just feel it" - by an annonymous minister in Malaysia.

:angry: That's sick :angry:

Jonno :cool:

[ElvisLover]

:angry: That's sick :angry:

Jonno :cool:

Hardly sympathetic

[enoughfakefiles]

If you go to bed with an itchy arse you`ll wake up with a smelly finger. :01:

[ElvisLover]

If you go to bed with an itchy arse you`ll wake up with a smelly finger. :01:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ziggyjuarez]

lol



























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[ElvisLover]

ziggy rawks :01:

[manker]

Everybody's always talkin' 'bout who's on top.

Don't cross our path 'cause you're gonna get stomped.



Choccy biccy idf anyone knows the author of that pearl of wisdom.

[ziggyjuarez]

ziggy rawks :01:Danb rawkz:01:

[ElvisLover]

Let us live!!!
Let us love!!!
Let us share the deepest secrets of our souls!!!

-- You first.


cough (http://MOTD.org.uk)

[jetje]

follow me Spock, and load your phasers


:)

[ElvisLover]

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

[brenda]

You seek to save what's rotted through. This carcass is bound to me. I could not change that if I cared to, but you have opened my eyes to truth.

Illyria - 'Angel'

[jetje]

better one miser behind then ten in the air :/

[ElvisLover]

You'll learn something about men and women -- the way they're supposed
to be. Caring for each other, being happy with each other, being good
to each other. That's what we call love. You'll like that a lot.

-- Kirk, "The Apple", stardate 3715.6

[jetje]

to bleed or not to bleed that is the question

[ElvisLover]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[jetje]

The current Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution is absolutely necessary and most timely for consolidating the dictatorship of the proletariat, preventing capitalist restoration and building socialism.

[ElvisLover]

:blink: :blink:

For every complex problem, there is a solution that is
simple, neat, and wrong.

[jetje]

After the enemies with guns have been wiped out, there will still be enemies without guns; they are bound to struggle desperately against us, and we must never regard these enemies lightly. If we do not now raise and understand the problem in this way, we shall commit the gravest mistakes.

[Lilmiss]

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
--John Mendoza :01:

[ElvisLover]

<< Wait >>

[jetje]

for what ?

[Lilmiss]

Hammertime. :D

[ziggyjuarez]

thats my mama

[ElvisLover]

D'oh :frusty:

[jetje]

"can't Touch This"!

[ElvisLover]

One day I asked if my Mom could shut down my computer. I told her to press "the
big gray switch on the computer." After some time, I phoned her and asked if she
shut the machine down, but she replied, saying there wasn't any big gray switch
on the keyboard.
Me: "No, Mom, not on the keyboard; it's on the computer."
My Mother: "Computer?"
Me: "Yes, that gray box on the floor."
My Mother: "Ah, the engine!"
Me: "Engine?"
My Mother: "Yes, it's making lots of noise."

[ziggyjuarez]

dude

[jetje]

With regard to the question of world war, there are but two possibilities: One is that the war will give rise to revolution and the other is that revolution will prevent the war.

[ElvisLover]

If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
--- Dan Quayle

[jetje]

fish? i hate fish said the shark to the whale

[ElvisLover]

:lol:

In 1869 the waffle iron was invented for people who had wrinkled waffles.

[100%]

"never drink yellow milk"
quoted from from cow in winter

[ElvisLover]

On a similar note, don't eat yellow snow

[Lilmiss]

On a similar note, don't eat yellow snowI did, and I'm ok. :unsure:



Vision dreams of passion
(blowing through my mind)
And all the while I think of you
(High fry)
A very strange reaction
(burns to unwind)
The more I see the more I do :01:

[ElvisLover]

Yellow snow is yellow from, well you know :unsure:

Penn's aunts made great apple pies at low prices. No one else in
town could compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, I know that now.
But my Uncle's said it was flavoured snow.


Sick fecks. :dry:

[ElvisLover]

:lol; Thta wasnt very nice of them

[ahctlucabbuS]

"Sometimes when the little guy doesn’t know he’s the little guy, he can do great big things… "

- Seabiscuit (2003)

[100%]

"if you throw a biscuit in the red sea
it gets wet"

quoted from a man at bus stop in the rain

[Lilmiss]

:D


You weren't the first to court me mister you won't be the last.
Oh I'm sure I wasn't honey, I know all about your past.
Well listen to the big shot with his pager on call.
You spent most of those nights in my bathroom stall. :01:

[ElvisLover]

This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a
little ironic since we may not have one.
-- Arthur Clarke

[Lilmiss]

I'm gonna smoke some grass, and hit the hay. - Some looney wench.

[Mathea]

aint no mountain high enough

[ElvisLover]

I'm gonna smoke some grass, and hit the hay. - Some looney wench.


Hmmm I wonder



Nescafe no better way to start the day :sick:

[100%]

"aint no valley wide enuf"

quoted from a guy down the street on the left

[ElvisLover]

Apple juice?