I was a CHAV !!!

[Gemby!]

Yes in a moment of madness I became a chav ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/pissed234.jpg

In my defense, I didn't buy that cap :cool:

[bujub22]

chav fo life :(

[maskawaih]

:shifty:

[Biggles]

Yes in a moment of madness I became a chav ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/pissed234.jpg

In my defense, I didn't buy that cap :cool:


:dry: They all say that!

[Mr. Mulder]

This is a sad day for Gemby :unsure:

[TheRealDave]

chav or charv? :P

[Gripper]

this should be in the scary thread :D :D :D

[Dark Steno]

this should be in the scary thread :D :D :D
:lol: :lol:

[Biggles]

It will be big hoopy ear rings next. Mark my words, the girl is on the slippery slope.

[Gemby!]

:dry: They all say that!
I think i look weird with a hat on , so I definatly didn't buy it :P

[Gemby!]

It will be big hoopy ear rings next. Mark my words, the girl is on the slippery slope.
NOOOOOoooOOoooOOoOoOOooo they hurt my ears :unsure:

[Biggles]

NOOOOOoooOOoooOOoOoOOooo they hurt my ears :unsure:

:blink:

Only if you let boy Chavs swing from them. Which, come to think of it, is definitely out. :nono:

[Gemby!]

Uh-oh ...

[Jon L. Obscene]

Very clever disguised Gems, I hardly recognised you :shifty:

White face paint, very clever ;)

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

What happened to your name ??

Hiding the fact you are a chav jonno ? hmmm ?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I wish people would stop asking me if I changed my name :rolleyes: , dunno whats the matter with you lot today :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

So you are a chav ! :01:

[maskawaih]

I wish people would stop asking me if I changed my name :rolleyes: , dunno whats the matter with you lot today :shifty:

Jonno :cool:
:lol:

[Biggles]

So you are a chav ! :01:


Jonno loiters noisely in the supermarket car park drinking White Lightening with his mates? What is the world coming to? :blink:

[ahctlucabbuS]

So that's a Chav :D :lol:

Erm, posting in this forum can be hard sometimes for non-english people (which isn't necessarily a bad thing by the way :P )

And yes, we have chavs too

[Gemby!]

I'm NOT a chav, only when trying on caps for a laugh do I become one :P

[ahctlucabbuS]

Your illustration was pretty good... a little too good perhaps? :shifty:

[DarthInsinuate]

because of your new social definition i'm obliged to hate you, not that i didn't hate you all anyway

[Gripper]

thats how it starts try on a baseball cap,tucking your trackie bottoms into your socks drinking cider with your mates,its a slippery slope,just say NO :no:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Jonno loiters noisely in the supermarket car park drinking White Lightening with his mates? What is the world coming to? :blink:

Yeah, what of it? :dry:

My mate has this really cool car, it's a Mini and he got this 380 inch megasub woofer with plugs and trims chimes, and his stereo is a spanasonic 5 million watt 50 disc multichanger :01:

We hav'nt seen it yet but he told us about it :01:

And he can drink 35 ltrs of White Lightening in less than 5 mins :01:

Just Bling it man :cool:

Jonno :cool:

[Gripper]

Schizophrenia is running rife today

[Biggles]

Yeah, what of it? :dry:

My mate has this really cool car, it's a Mini and he got this 380 inch megasub woofer with plugs and trims chimes, and his stereo is a spanasonic 5 million watt 50 disc multichanger :01:

We hav'nt seen it yet but he told us about it :01:

And he can drink 35 ltrs of White Lightening in less than 5 mins :01:

Just Bling it man :cool:

Jonno :cool:

Perchance, is Bling another way of saying "projectile vomiting"? :unsure:

[Gripper]

Perchance, is Bling another way of saying "projectile vomiting"? :unsure:
Bling=large golden jewellry..think Mr T

[Gemby!]

Does this mean i have to start listening to dance music ?? *big fish small fish cardboard box *

[Biggles]

Bling=large golden jewellry..think Mr T

Ahhh!

:unsure: I think my interpretation sat better with Jonno's words though.

Gemby, SGG showed me some awful video by a girl called JoJo (I think) that she and a friend were mocking - I think you have to listen to that - or The Streets perhaps. :blink:

Woe is me mate, for I am miserable etc., etc.,

[ElvisLover]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jon L. Obscene]

But bling is an american thing :blink:
Bling bling :01:

Still crap :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[ElvisLover]

But bling is an american thing :blink:
Bling bling :01:

Still crap :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:


Don't diss the goldie looking chain from Argos mate :dry:

[Gemby!]

Alrite mate, nuff sed

[manker]

Alrite mate, nuff sed
You knows it.

[DanB]

You knows it.


Should of known I'd find you in this thread :rolleyes:

[Gemby!]

Leave manker and his spammy chavvy self alone :P

[DanB]

Leave manker and his spammy chavvy self alone :P

Someone to share your shame :P

[Gemby!]

I'm only a chav on the weekends :P

[DanB]

I'm only a chav on the weekends :P


Hmmm thats not much of an excuse :shifty:

[Gemby!]

How can I be a chav when I have the black/brown nail stuff on ?? hmmmm ?

[DanB]

Identity crisis?

[Gemby!]

Nah, I know who I am *Gemby!* :01:

[DanB]

God :o

[Gemby!]

That's the world's biggest secret !!

Now EVERYONE is gonna know :rolleyes:

[vidcc]

http://www.nigelhumour.co.uk/chav.jpg

lord of the chavs

[Gemby!]

Bling bling mother fucker ! :lol:

[DanB]

Bling bling mother fucker ! :lol:

:nono:

[vidcc]

Bling bling mother fucker ! :lol:
Really shocking language from one so........................:o

[Gemby!]

I'm going into chav mode - HELP !!!!!

[DanB]

I'm going into chav mode - HELP !!!!!


The truth will out ;)

[Gemby!]

Don't encourage chavs you fricking communist :wacko:

[DanB]

PC & equality yadda yadda

[Gemby!]

Prove it

[DanB]

Prove it

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v437/gemby/pissed234.jpg

:shifty:

Proof enough?

[Gemby!]

Prove your proof ...

[DanB]

Prove your proof ...


Is that you chavved up? I rest my case :rolleyes:

[Gemby!]

Prove it's me then ...

[DanB]

I have seen it minus the white stuff

[Gemby!]

You don't even know if the pictures you have seen are really me :P

[DanB]

You don't even know if the pictures you have seen are really me :P


I don't think you are that sneaky :shifty:

[Gemby!]

:shifty:

you never know ...

[Mathea]

erm i thought a chav was a ho? gemby cant be a ho, she is too young n sweet....

[Mathea]

ok so nm

now ive been corrected

but gemby has to be too smart to be a chav at least

i can see nothing appealing about it

[DanB]

you are wrong :01:

[Mathea]

but wheres the appeal?!?!?!?!


what makes you go oooooooh thats what i wanna be?

[Guillaume]

The trousers stuck down your socks... :01:

There are days when this wonderful fashion item makes me wanna be a chav.
Those are days when the people in white come and give me pills though...