Everose
10-20-2004, 12:10 PM
Martha and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.
>
> Martha: "That nice George Smith asked me out for
> a date. I know you went out with him last week,
> and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give
> him my answer."
>
> Edna: "Well . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
> punctually at 7PM, and dressed like such a gentleman
> in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers!
> Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a
> beautiful car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
> Then he takes me out for dinner- lobster. Then we go
> see a show .. let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much
> I could have just died from pleasure. So then we are
> coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
> Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive
> new dress and has his way with me two times!!"
>
> Martha: "Goodness gracious!.......so you are
> telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
>
> Edna: "No, no, no ! I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"
>
> Martha: "That nice George Smith asked me out for
> a date. I know you went out with him last week,
> and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give
> him my answer."
>
> Edna: "Well . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
> punctually at 7PM, and dressed like such a gentleman
> in a fine suit. And he brings me such beautiful flowers!
> Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a
> beautiful car, a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
> Then he takes me out for dinner- lobster. Then we go
> see a show .. let me tell you, Martha, I enjoyed it so much
> I could have just died from pleasure. So then we are
> coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL.
> Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive
> new dress and has his way with me two times!!"
>
> Martha: "Goodness gracious!.......so you are
> telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"
>
> Edna: "No, no, no ! I'm just saying, wear an old dress!"