My body feels like one big boner...........

[Yogi]

But not the way i would like it normally.

4 days sick now........:(

Today everything feels so stiff, i can hardly move............:huh:


Even some pepto's only slightly helped.


Will i die now???:sadwalk:


Any tips???



YoHurtz

[Jon L. Obscene]

You wanna keep warm Yogi, drink plenty and just rest.
If it's flu there's not a lot you can do really, short of seeing a doc I guess :)

You'll be ok dude :D

And I would'nt worry, I wake up stiff every morning.......try that after an op down there :ph34r:

:01:

Jonno :cool:

[ruthie]

ouch

[Yogi]

You wanna keep warm Yogi, drink plenty and just rest.
If it's flu there's not a lot you can do really, short of seeing a doc I guess :)

You'll be ok dude :D

And I would'nt worry, I wake up stiff every morning.......try that after an op down there :ph34r:

:01:

Jonno :cool:

Thanks, sweety, that sound comforting. :wub:

I won't try your suggestion, at least in combination with the op thing.....:lol:



Yogi

[Lilmiss]

Wimp. :D



Get well soon. :01:

[Yogi]

Thanks....

I must say, i was never happier with the lounge as now......

[manker]

Thanks....

I must say, i was never happier with the lounge as now......
Sorry, Yogi. There seems to have been a dearth of people with ailments in the lounge recently. I think all the sympathy has mutated to apathy :lol:


Hope you get well soon and if you're looking for constructivism then see a doctor :01: :angry: :01:

[sArA]

Awwww aint he sweet when he's ill ..... bless

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah he is kinda being........well.......Nice :ph34r:

I think someone should get hold of Fre (down boys, I don't mean like that :rolleyes: ) and get her to get Yogi some help :01:

Jonno :cool:

[brenda]

This always sorts me out although the tea tastes horrible.

You will need the following ingredients
* Onions
* Root ginger
* Cloves of garlic
* Elderflowers (fresh if possible but elderflower tea will do)
* Honey

If you have a cough too you will also need
* 2 teaspoons of dry mustard powder
* Ginger & eucalyptus essential oils

Now take 1 onion cut it into quarters and place 1 quater in each corner of the house (onions have an asbsortion and netralisation qualities so this will stop the germs spreading)

Then make up a big batch of French onion soup which you'll need to sup every day until you feel better.

Now make the (gross tasting) tonic. grate some fresh ginger and crush some garlic into a mug, add the elderflowers (or elderflower tea) and brew for 10 mins, add some honey.

Get a large bowl and fill it with hot water, add the mustard powder and sit for 10 mins with your feet in the bowl.

Burn the essential oils.

OK......... so 3 times a day (morning, noon, and evening) soak your feet for 10 mins whilst drinking the tea and follow this with a bowl of the onion soup.

This should melt away the stiffness, clear you head and boost your immune system.

Hope you feel better soon.

:nursebrenda:

[DarthInsinuate]

the best advice i was ever given was drink plenty of water, if your piss isn't clear then you're not drinking enough

also try Chinese herbal remedies, my sister swears by this stuff
http://img59.exs.cx/img59/3484/herbal.jpg
and its really tasty

[lynx]

Someone gave me their cold, now look what's happened.






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[Gripper]

I like drinking chicken oxos when suffering from colds,as i am now,i must of caught it from you yogi,dam these computer viruses.
Have you noticed us blokes always get worse colds than women :P

[NikkiD]

I know how you feel Yogi hon, I feel like someone took a baseball bat to every inch of me... I just feel... :sick:

First day in a few that I've really been out of bed much. :(

I hate the flu. :(

[Jon L. Obscene]

:( Why you all sick?

I reckon it's something Manker made up and emailed to people :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

My body feels like one big boner...........
So your basically admitting your a dick :blink: :rolleyes:

[Gripper]

we're all coming out in sympathy with you Jonno but without the cutty bit....ouch

[manker]

:( Why you all sick?

I reckon it's something Manker made up and emailed to people :dry:

Jonno :cool:
:crying:

People always think the worst of me.

[Jon L. Obscene]

You're joking right? Sorry dude, thats the best I think of you :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

edit......

[Gripper]

A little knowledge is a dangerous thing

[Yogi]

edit......

[manker]

You're joking right? Sorry dude, thats the best I think of you :lol:

Jonno :cool:
:D

It's true tho'. If something bad happens or a misfortune befalls someone and I'm in the vicinity guarenteed I'll get a look with a quizzically raised eyebrow and; 'Was that something to do with you?'

I hardly ever get up to mischief ...

[sArA]

:D

It's true tho'. If something bad happens or a misfortune befalls someone and I'm in the vicinity guarenteed I'll get a look with a quizzically raised eyebrow and; 'Was that something to do with you?'

I hardly ever get up to mischief ...


But you give the impression that you do...and that's enough I'm afraid... :lol:

[manker]

:lol:

A thousand curses on my misleading rep :dry:

[Yogi]

Manker, dear, as you see there is all but apathy!!!:01:

Constructive empathy is what i read, even Gem's remark cos it made me

smile and nothing as healing as a smile.

But speaking of mutation.........:


To combine all the fine tips and recipe's for my cure, fre just mixed:

* Onions
* Root ginger
* Cloves of garlic
* Elderflowers
* Honey
* 2 teaspoons of dry mustard powder
* Ginger & eucalyptus essential oils
* all the chinese herbs i have in the kitchen
* chicken oxos
* 1/10th baseball bat

in our blender and cooked it for a while........


Since it became a bucket of.....:blink: goo?, i gave all my sick neihbors a cup

aswell!!!!!
I just drank my first bowl and i must say..........http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/purlaff.gifhttp://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/huhpmsl.gif............ :sick:

:blink:...........




[/yogi offline]

[Yogi]

[yombie on:blink: ]


That stuff rocks!!!!!:01:


We are having a big party now with all me campingmates!!!!!!!!










































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