Oh I get it

[Jon L. Obscene]

Everyone has fun while I asleep but when I arrive you all bugger off :dry:

Just like when I was a lil boy :crying:

Least Bujy's stuck around :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

You scared everyone away, chunks. :o



I'm not worried.
I have a lil av, and am constantly being told off for my sig being too big. :01:

[Gemby!]

:lol:

chunks

:lol:

[LovePotion nr. 9]

I have a very big av................... :01:

Will you please snitch on me????? :wub:

lp9

[Jon L. Obscene]

I did not snitch FFS!!! :dry:

Twas funny :(

@Gems......You only just noticed that? lilmiss been calling me that since before you joined :rolleyes:

@LP9......Just stop now ok :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

I know she has, but I'm easily entertained and she said something to entertain me :P

[DarthInsinuate]

I know she has, but I'm easily entertained and she said something to entertain me :P
easily entertained, eh? :shifty: *fart* :blink:

[Gemby!]

:lol:

I often laugh at the words poo :P

[DarthInsinuate]

poop?

[Jon L. Obscene]

:frusty:

That's why you the forum mascot Gems, cos you just sit there making funny noises and giggling :01:

Jonno :cool:

[DarthInsinuate]

i thought mascots were just there to piss off the other team and get beaten up by drunk fans

[Jon L. Obscene]

Shhhhhh don't tell her that :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[maskawaih]

:01:

[Lilmiss]

lilmiss been calling me that since before you joined

That's cos Ja Wobble. :huh:

[Rat Faced]

Cuddley he calls it ;)

[Lilmiss]

Yeah, we all know he has a warped sense of reality though.
And a large tub. :D


;)

[Rat Faced]

Large?

Thats an understatement ;)

[Lilmiss]

Aww.

He may have a gigantic ass, but his heart is twice as big. :01:

[Rat Faced]

This is also true...

Which may explain why his intestine was pushed down so far :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: LMAO! you guys are nuts :lol:

Awww tho @Both of ya's :)

Jonno :cool:

[lynx]

:lol: LMAO! you guys are nuts :lol:

Awww tho @Both of ya's :)

Jonno :cool:
Too late, they've gone. :rolleyes:

[sArA]

But I am still here...... :shifty:

[Rat Faced]

Me too :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

Me three. :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Lynx you lying barsteward :dry: They still here.........AND Sara's here too :P :01:

Ok so now we all here, what do we do? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[lynx]

You were supposed to hide, then jump out when he wasn't expecting it. :rolleyes:

[Rat Faced]

Boo?

:unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

*jumps lazily*

Happy now? :rolleyes:

Soooo...........whatcha all doin? :)

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Ok so now we all here, what do we do?

PUT RADIO 1 ON!!!! :shifty:


If you dont, I will kick ass. :D

[Rat Faced]

*jumps lazily*

Happy now? :rolleyes:

Soooo...........whatcha all doin? :)

Jonno :cool:

Watchin the Simpsons, and wonderin' what im gonna do for the next Month off work
:blink:

[Lilmiss]

A month off work?
Lucky git.


I have to work on me birthday. :(

[Rat Faced]

That makes 3 months off though....

Damn :(

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hey RF , don't worry about it, I got 2 more weeks of sitting here :D
Sick pay sucks tho :dry: Had to take 2 weeks holiday pay :(

@lilmiss.......I am NOT listening to grovy funky channel 27 radio 1 crap stuff type stuff :P

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Noooo fair. :(

Now I'm at the pub, I only get one day off a week. And thats spent doing housework. Going round in circles at the mo.


I'd suggest you get a FF game.
That would do me a good few months. :01:


(pwease Chunks, just for the Zippy phonecall. :( )

[Rat Faced]

Hey RF , don't worry about it, I got 2 more weeks of sitting here :D
Sick pay sucks tho :dry: Had to take 2 weeks holiday pay :(

@lilmiss.......I am NOT listening to grovy funky channel 27 radio 1 crap stuff type stuff :P

Jonno :cool:

I get full pay for 1st 6 months, so it aint so bad ;)

Could say im saving money on buying from Cafe's while at work :lol:

[lynx]

What do you buy, sausages?

[Rat Faced]

If im out of the office (at least 1/2 the time)... I can almost garuantee i'll have a Full English for lunch :blushing:

[Proper Bo]

A Full Englishman? You fat git!

[Jon L. Obscene]

@lilmiss..........You mean a Final Fantasy game?, nah done em all :P
And No! I ain't listening to Nazi radio grrrrr

North Norfolk Radio I tell's ya, They play lots of 80's crap :D

@RF......... :o Full pay?, you tosser, I get £58 per week sick pay :(
I actually miss work, I enjoy my job, it's like being in a real world version of this place :) , yes, meaning I act exactly the same at work as I do here :01:

@Lynx........moronsayswhat? :huh:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Actually, i been told today i have to gain weight :P

[Proper Bo]

By gobbling englishmen? That cannot be healthy!

[Jon L. Obscene]

By gobbling off englishmen? That cannot be healthy!

Oi! Ain't nothing wrong with my cum :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

[Proper Bo]

Oi! Ain't nothing wrong with my cum :shifty:

Jonno :cool:

I was implying activity of that nature without needing the word "off" in there, eejit :rolleyes:

[sArA]

I just had a chinese take away and it wasn't very nice....now the decorator has turned up...its all go!

[Jon L. Obscene]

Cream of Sum yungguy? :P

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Carpet Laying? :rolleyes:

[sArA]

Jonno and RF you are so naughty!

I had Special Chow Mein and Pancake rolls

the decorator is an old guy...not my type, I prefer them a little more nubile...

;)

[Rat Faced]

Im glad you enjoyed your Special Chowed Men and Rolls :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

not my type, I prefer them a little more nubile...@Sara. You called?:rolleyes:


Carpet Laying? :rolleyes:@ RF. Do you need a flair for that?:blink:

[Jon L. Obscene]

What does nubile mean? :huh:

I'm Fubar, but I dunno about nubile :lol: :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Translation for our American Friends:

FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition


Jonno...

Id say theres no way that you were Nubile :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I like the way you translate an American abrieviation for the American's :lol:
Not saying a word :lol:

But I still don't know what nubile means :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Its used in the UK forces, didnt know it was American in origin :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Yeah whatever, nevermind that, will you just tell me what nubile means :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

Dictionary: Woman of Marriageable Age or suitable for marriage..

Use: Sexah girl/woman

;)

[bigboab]

What does nubile mean? :huh:
Jonno :cool:

Websters

\Nu (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/nu)"bile (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/bile)\, a (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/a). [L (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/l). nubilis (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/nubilis), fr (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/fr). nubere (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/nubere) to (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/to) marry (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/marry): cf (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/cf). F (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/f).
nubile (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/nubile). See (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/see) {Nuptial (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/nuptial)}.]
Of (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/of) an (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/an) age (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/age) suitable (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/suitable) for (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/for) marriage (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/marriage); marriageable (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/marriageable). --Prior (http://www.hyperdictionary.com/dictionary/prior).

Physical description: Lithe, ready, available.:P ( See: Jonno)

[Jon L. Obscene]

So it's a girl over 16 :rolleyes: why did'nt you just say a girl :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[Mathea]

Translation for our American Friends:

FUBAR = Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition


Jonno...

Id say theres no way that you were Nubile :lol:
Yeah Jonno had it right.... thats ours silly!