Paranoid Members Please Post Within

[100%]

Should you be of the Paranoid Sort

or

Extremly Self Consiouce

or

have fear of posting

or

are waiting for someone else to post something interesting

or

are simply looking

then simply

please post a "Hmmmf" or a "huh?" or a "no comment" or confess why you are lurking and taking no action

Greetings from Doc %

[Mr. Mulder]

:unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

:ph34r:

[bigboab]

"Hmmmf":1eye:

[100%]

ok good

thats a start

now try slowly to express a leeetle bit more

maybe try and type one of the keyboard keys

if you type several keys in different combinations you get a different effect

go on its easy

(remember to clik post reply)

[DanB]

:stuart:

[bigboab]

dl% £ k)


dont you mean submit reply?:blink:

[enoughfakefiles]

How do i make a post. :blink:

[Biggles]

What is a post? :unsure:

[DanB]

Oink

[enoughfakefiles]

What is a post? :unsure:

How do i quote someone. :blink:

[vidcc]

Are you lot talking about me? :unsure: :helpsmili

[Monkster]

.......

[100%]

impressive
i see Bigboab is already in the advanced Stadium - you can pm him for advice if you dont dare to ask in public

for the rest of you

i have hope...

now we move on to Level 2

i see you have mastered the art of posting smilies - yes very good - they do indeed express emotion

now try in whatever way you can - try to say in "words" what that smilie is saying

:sick: : i feel sick

for example

[Rat Faced]

:huh: :blink: :unsure:

[bigboab]

:blink: Mirror.

[Biggles]

How do i quote someone. :blink:


Absolutely no idea. :unsure:

[DanB]

:stuart: I am a wannabe Aussie :lol:

[bigboab]

:frusty: "Yes Darling"

[DanB]

:angry: - grrr, fuck I am angry

:nuke: - radioactive

:w00t: - w00t

:cool: - I am Jonno

:wub: - I'm in love, I'm all shook up

[100%]

ok
i see this going to takle some time

RatFaced - impressive! : THREE smilies at the Same time!!! pretty good now try to hit something on your keyboard - look at what Monkster managed to do - he consequtivly cliked a few.... try that for starters

Vidcc - this course is for beginers - you failed this course twice already - but keep going - i like the retorics

As for the Rest of you : its very good - bring out the champagne - but before you pat yourself on the back - try to stay on topic and try to reply to persons post* before you - ok?

*Post - a post is an expression of sexual greef

[DanB]

Are you sending the champagne Zed?

[enoughfakefiles]

:eek: Ahhh grasshopper.

[Biggles]

My smilie won't smile :no:

[100%]

Danb - my god you jumped up to level 6 - how to ask a question based on greed - good - but dont go to fast

look everybody its very easy to just jump and use triks (like danb justt did- he probably copied and pasted form somewhere else)
but you must first know the basics or else you will only just post spam

Enoughflakes- good-expresing smilie shock and relating to something no one would ever think about - you have now suxcesfully passed level 2

We now move on to Level 3

Posting Images

this is complicated and requires knowledge of Level 4 -"Humor"

please pm your local Moderator for further info on how to post an image

[Rat Faced]

You mean type something? :o

[enoughfakefiles]

I`d like to know how to do that as well. :01:

[DanB]

http://melanie.time2change.at/gallery/albums/Mehli/Winter.jpg

:shifty:

edit - I forgot I turned the google search restriction off, page 2 came up with an image that definitely wasn't 'funny' :lol: :sick:

[Rat Faced]

I found a pic of lilmiss :o

http://www.tikky.nl/pictures/southpark.jpg

[bigboab]

What is a post? :unsure:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/post.jpg


(javascript:add_smilie(%22:rofl:%22))
(http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie(%22:rofl:%22))

[Rat Faced]

http://www.silcom.com/~ranchlnd/digital/lampost.jpg

[100%]

Jeezuz guys could you pleaz hold up your hands if you have a question :angry:


ok Biggles - if your smilie wont smile then...THINK POSSITIVE

RatFaced-your starting to run behind the class:frusty: if you dont do your homework youll get sent to Bookworld - but yes VERY VERY good - without knowing it you posted a S e n T a N s - try again and remember let your emotions free - try to Swear dirty language

EnufCornFlakes - stop being the class clown and start all over again - post a smilie first - then an expression - and i want to speak to you after class

ok i just Refreshed and noticed a few of you have managed to annoy a mod for image posting details - very good - interaction is a social activity -gives you character

DanB- you are doing well - but try not to show off it discourages the Noobs in this Class - and makes them insecure (btw: fk u too)

[DanB]

What should I do know then? :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

:blushing:

[100%]

OK

RF that indeed is a mighty Fine Pole you got there

DanB wait for level 4

Enufiles - stop trying to suk up to the teach

Bigboab - good i sense that you are being sarcastic hence we move on to Level 4

LEVEL 4

Humour

I am sorry to say this - but either you have it or you dont -no matter how hard you try.


that brings us to

LEVEL 5

can any one of you guess what level 5 is?
(this is a test & those who reply with a smile will be banned)

[DanB]

Is level 5 posting a link to somewhere?

[enoughfakefiles]

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/6742/Candyfloss.jpg

[bigboab]

Is level 5 the car park?

[Rat Faced]

BigBoabs got it... the Mall Level of the Car Park

:01: :01:

[Biggles]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/bigboab/post.jpg


(javascript:add_smilie(%22:rofl:%22))
(http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie(%22:rofl:%22))

I can see you are outstanding in your field. :wacko:

[100%]

Ok

I see the members are learning to comunicate now - and EVEN staying on Topic - fantastic - you each get a star
however it seems some members have gone to sleep or gone to the pub which is totally understandable

LEVEL 5
is an interaction of a
quote
a reaction to that quote (clik this http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/images/editor/quote.gif) to quote
an image
a smilie
to link to other sites - pm Bujub for further info

but the main aim of all the above is to Pawn the person before you

now i will leave you to experiment with what you have learnt today - because you are all probably overwhelmed with the knowledge gained

Tommorrow we will be discussing Level 6 : SEX

[bigboab]

Ok
Tommorrow we will be discussing Level 6 : SEX
Sex on the level.:o Now there is a new concept.:ermm:

[Rat Faced]

Sex on the level.:o Now there is a new concept.:ermm:

You've only done it wonky in the past?
:unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

You've only done it wonky in the past?
:unsure:

Proberbly just the knee tremblers. :rolleyes:

[bigboab]

You've only done it wonky in the past?
:unsure:
For most others in here it should read wanky.:lol:

[backlash]

weeeeeeee

posting can be fun!

:D

[100%]

Ok

ive seen that you have all be practicing the last few days - very good
However
i am very disapointed at the rate - speed at which you all post
you seem to just stare at each others posts
it seems you are all still very paranoid

Just relax and let your feelings go

We now move on to LEVEL 6

SEX

are you ready?

[Afronaut]

For most others in here it should read wanky.:lol:

Ouch!




:D

[100%]

Very good G.Sling - ouch indeed

Yes sex can be painfull if you dont do it right - or relax those muscles....

Sex is a very important in all Posts
since it keeps the other members interested
you can use it in many ways

putting sexual words in thread titles garantuees high viewing count

so say something sexy

[manker]

What muscles do I have to relax :crying:

[enoughfakefiles]

Nice legs what time do they open. :D :01:

[100%]

EnuFlakes - damn your hawt- you hit gspot-promoted

Manker-try to be more Latino, macho not wimpy us type

remember that you are allowed to post images accompanying your sexual inuendo text

this is image is sexual but too much of the bioligical kind which turns guys off

http://bonkgo.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Bonkgo-com/tabajara5.jpg

even though the following image is biologically sexual it is permissable

http://bonkgo.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Bonkgo-com/crackkills.jpg

this type of image is better

http://bonkgo.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Bonkgo-com/priceless5.jpg

some guyz think cars are sexy so why not

http://bonkgo.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Bonkgo-com/navycatchandrelease.jpg

But this type of image goes straigh to the point

http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/October/Miss.Teen.USA.Bikini.Competition/tusa053.jpg

[Lilmiss]

:lol: :P :lol:


I'm gonna have a spliff, and re-read this thread. :D

[Lilmiss]

I found a pic of lilmiss :o

http://www.tikky.nl/pictures/southpark.jpg



It's bizarre how close that really is. :huh:
Except I'm cuter. :D