A brief introduction

[SirFrench]

Hi all,
I thought i'd introduce myself formally!
I'm Martin, from Nottingham UK.
I stumbled upon this forum after google-ing about Port forwarding for Bit-torrents, read a few posts and decided i'd like to join!

PRE-WARNING!!
I tend to run in spates of posting on forums so i may dissapear for a week or two, and then go mad posting to catch up!! :unsure: Sorry if that peeves anyone off!

Anyways... no doubt you'll see me around...
Have fun...

And 1 thought for the early hours of a sunday morning:
If you're not pushing your PC beyond it's limits... don't you think you should downgrade?? ;)

[BigBank_Hank]

Hello Martin I hope that you enjoy your stay :cool:

[SirFrench]

Thanks Hank! I'm Enjoying it already!! ;)

[Virtualbody1234]

Welcome! :D

[ruthie]

hi there

[clocker]

Hello.

Has my cut of your initiation fee been deposited in Switzerland yet?

[ZaZu]

Welcome...oh...don't flush the toilet it overflows..

[Tifosi]

Welcome...oh...don't flush the toilet it overflows..

*splash*

:blushing:

*splash*

[zapjb]

Welcome, you sound rational & educated. Don't worry we'll help you change that.

[cpt_azad]

As the official representitive of RTJ, I'd like to welcome you to this forums :). The first month is free, thereafter is $29.95 a month, and as stated above by Clocker, 10% of it must be deposited to bank account number 3499029394 to the Bank Of Switzerland. Have a nice day and once again, a big warm welcome :) .

[thewizeard]

Welcome, you sound rational & educated. Don't worry we'll help you change that. ( :lol: )


SirFrench, you think zapjb is joking, don't you? :whistling

In any case, welcome and have fun here... :)

[clocker]

Are you aware of the existence and use of the possessive apostrophe. If so we should be OK.

We hope that he has also mastered the proper use of the comma.
Perhaps he could give you a few pointers.

[Rat Faced]

Welcome to the board.

May your stay be long and enjoyable.

[clocker]

I use the comma as I would use a punctuation mark, in a throwaway and carefree fashion.

However to each their own
"Click, or not you decide"

Indeed.

[Biggles]

Hello and welcome.

Whilst I agree the humble comma is the street urchin of punctuation, we should not forget the semi-colon; a lovely thing to behold. :shifty:

[Rat Faced]

Much better than a colon, which should remain on the inside where it belongs :sick:

[clocker]

I think after all these years I have earned that small indulgance.

oF cour,se you:have...

MY deEpes.t apologi"s.



:P

[SirFrench]

Hmmm... Second thoughts are suddenly shrouding my mind...


Voice in my head #1: "Maybe i picked the wrong forum"
Voice in my head #2: "Nah, we'll fit in fine!"
Voice in my head #1: "But..."
Voice in my head #2: "I SAID WE'LL BE FINE!" :angry:
Voice in my head #1: "ok" :no:
Voice in my head #3: "Eh?"

;)

[clocker]

Only three active voices in your head?

How lonely you must feel.

[Guillaume]

Welcometo the nuthouse, SirFrench. :)

However, know that I copyrighted the word "French" So you you will owe me 0,50 euro each time you post. :01:

[Rat Faced]

Welcometo the nuthouse, SirFrench. :)

However, know that I copyrighted the word "French" So you you will owe me 0,50 euro each time you post. :01:

I thought that was just French Ticklers? :blink:

[SirFrench]

Incidentally the other 14 voices lay dormant after 3pm... so i can have a rest!!

I'm sure the word "French Tickler" bring to mind something to do with Ken Dodd and a french flag... but not too sure the exact scenario.... :wacko:

[MagicNakor]

oF cour,se you:have...

MY deEpes.t apologi"s.



:P


O! how it burns.

:shuriken:

Edit: Welcome Martin. I was reading the thread backwards. ;)

[SirFrench]

Edit: Welcome Martin. I was reading the thread backwards.

sdrawkcab epyt ot ekil semitemos i ko s'tahT


Ooops :blushing:
Sorry!!! it should read "That's ok i sometimes like to type backwards"
:whistling
;)