Where Did This Hour Come From?

[Lilmiss]

Have the clocks gone back?

Or am I going nuts? :huh:

[ziggyjuarez]

jessica simpson?

[Lilmiss]

What?
She's put only some of my time pieces back an hour?

Dirty wench. :dry:

[DanB]

They went back at 2am :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

Damn fecking clock changing is a pain in the arus :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Aha....good show Dan. :D


So I don't have to be at work til even later. :01:

[Rat Faced]

And could have had an hour longer in bed...

[Lilmiss]

I did that anyway. :whistling

[Jon L. Obscene]

And I been sat here moaning about BBC1 waiting for eastenders to start cos it's running late and just realised it's not on for another hour, I need to change my wall clock :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Hehe, fool. :D




:unsure:

[Celerystalksme]

I love livin in the sunshine state in Australia...we don't have daylight savings...cause most of us are too drunk to change clocks :)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Shup you, you's just as fooly as me, neither of us really know wtf is going on half the time :lol:

the reason it's now hitting you is cos you're about to turn old like me :01: :P

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I thought it was because most Australians can't tell the time :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

http://www.mscclan.com/storage/pics/sarcasm_meter.gif

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

neither of us really know wtf is going on half the time

Can't argue there. :huh:




I can't wait to be old.
I decided years ago I was gonna die at 27, like all me hero's. :01: :unsure:

[Celerystalksme]

I thought it was because most Australians can't tell the time :huh:

Nope because every state but Queensland has daylight savings time *i think*...i dunno...me is a drunk qlder so me is complete stupid :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oi!! :angry: we ain't having talk like that, do it again and I'll release your secret ltp :shifty:

And you gotta be talking about da man Jimmy James :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Biggles]

Can't argue there. :huh:




I can't wait to be old.
I decided years ago I was gonna die at 27, like all me hero's. :01: :unsure:

27 is old!!! :ohmy:

*looks for something suitably painfully to trounce lilmiss with*

[Rat Faced]

I think she means that she stops ageing at 27, like all ladies. ;)

[Lilmiss]

I'll release your secret ltp :shifty:
My what? :blink: :no:


And no, it's not that old, Biggles.
But it's old enough for me.

Haha, Rf, I haven't aged since I was about 18.

[Biggles]

I think she means that she stops ageing at 27, like all ladies. ;)

Ahhh!! I see. :1eye:

[Lilmiss]

Ahhh!! I see. :1eye:

No, you don't. :no:

[Jon L. Obscene]

My what? :blink: :no:


:rolleyes: Honey, red shirt, dear ol' dad :P

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Time for a sharp exit. :ermm:

[Jon L. Obscene]

LMAO!! :lol:

Awww s'ok, you know I would'nt tell ;)
You's gave that to me to use when you were being silly :D

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Phew. :ermm:
Close call there.




But I'm not being silly. :blink:
Yet.

[Biggles]

No, you don't. :no:

I think you may be right. :wacko:



:dry: It is probably because I am old! :dry:

[tesco]

I'm happy it changed :D

been waiting for it cause i wake up and it's so dark out and i can't get up. Now i can cause it will be bright. :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

Phew. :ermm:
Close call there.




But I'm not being silly. :blink:
Yet.

Yes you were :P Talking bout 'orrible fings :(

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

I think you may be right.


Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jason Thirsk, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Al Wilson, Les Harvey, Brian Jones, Johnny Kidd, Jimmy McCulloch and Ron Mckernan all died at 27. :01:



:whistling

[Biggles]

Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jason Thirsk, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Al Wilson, Les Harvey, Brian Jones, Johnny Kidd, Jimmy McCulloch and Ron Mckernan all died at 27. :01:



:whistling


Tis a tricky age. Quite how I survived I am not sure. :)

Note: Nick Drake only made it to 26 but he was always ahead of the game.

Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though! :dry:

[Lilmiss]

Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though! :dry:

:blink:
I wish I was lying.




I'm off to write a poem for someones birthday tomorrow.
What rhymes with castration? :shifty:

[manker]

Laceration :01:

Kind of a synonym too, if you think about it :pain:

[Biggles]

Rather horribly, masturbation sprung to mind.

:blink:

[Lilmiss]

That'll do it, tanks Manker. :D
Any other similar words will help.



Carnage, malevolent, scurrilious, chloroform, delusion, effeminate, and "jumping up and down on your nut sack", shall also be added. :whistling

[Lilmiss]

Rather horribly, masturbation sprung to mind.

You're doing it all wrong. :P

[Biggles]

You're doing it all wrong. :P


:( Not the sugar tongs then? Hey Ho! - back to the drawing board. :frusty:

[Lilmiss]

Ouch. :ermm:



I've finished my poem, but I'm having trouble with one word.
I need an offensive word, that rhymes with "swine". :helpsmili

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Whine?

[Lilmiss]

Good one, but it doesn't fit the sentance. :01:


"Theres not much else to say,
But, happy birthday you f*cking.....?"


:D

[DanB]

hmmm, thats a tricky one

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Porcine - to keep the piggy theme?

[Rat Faced]

Slime

[Lilmiss]

Again, good word.
But not the impact I'm looking for. :D

[DanB]

cockslime?

[Lilmiss]

Now, that's better. :w00t:


Lemme know if you find a better one. ;)