Chav Top Trumps

[manker]

http://www.office-humour.co.uk/download.cfm?id=1791

My life is complete, includes such gems as 'Sit by Wheelie-bin Chav', 'Local shop for Local people Chav', 'Boss eyed Chavette' and 'Trisha Scrapeback'

It gave me a few chuckles :D

[100%]

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[Emdee]

Local Shop For Local People Chav

:lol:

[100%]

i dont know what chav means but does it have anything to do with
when u lik pussy which was shaved a week before and you get rash on your chin?

[DanB]

i dont know what chav means but does it have anything to do with
when u lik pussy which was shaved a week before and you get rash on your chin?


Nothing like it :lol:

[manker]

i dont know what chav means but does it have anything to do with
when u lik pussy which was shaved a week before and you get rash on your chin?
Do you not shave yet, Zed :lol:

[100%]

oh ok
but whats that called then

Shaffed?

[manker]

Chafed, maybe :unsure:

Altho' that particular practice does not chafe my chin ..

[100%]

your left ear lobe? :blink:

[manker]

Umm .. no, it doesn't seem to chafe me anywhere.

Altho' given chance, it may well chafe my ear lobe. I shall endeavour to find out and will let you know tomorrow :shifty:

[100%]

remember if you chaf one lobe remember to chaf the other (repetitivly)
or else they get jealous of eachother and ripp your head apart
it has to do with Balance

[manker]

remember if you chaf one lobe remember to chaf the other (repetitivly)
or else they get jealous of eachother and ripp your head apart
it has to do with Balance
No more licking shaved pussy for me :unsure:

Deary me.

[DanB]

bummer :(

[manker]

I think you may be a wee bit misguided as to the geography involved here.
I thought he was suggesting an alternative :huh:

[100%]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/chavopoly.gif

[Skiz]

I dont understand half that lingo... :angry: :frusty:

Burberry :blink:
Mingingness :blink:
Scrapeback :blink:
Chav :blink:

[DanB]

:lol:

[Mr. Mulder]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/sjoko/chavopoly.gif


:lol: :lol: :lol:
I loves it.

[ilw]

urbandictionary.com for all your lingo needs