If you wanted to kill

[ziggyjuarez]

yourself how would you do it?a gun,slit your rist,or jump?I think i would take a lot of pills:cool2:

[DarthInsinuate]

i would try and take down a knife/gun wielding criminal - i'd get a decent tombstone that way

[ziggyjuarez]

haha thats a good way:lol:

[Yogi]

:unsure: Can't i just wait????

[Lilmiss]

.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif




:whistling

[{I}{K}{E}]

I dont kill myself. so there is no reason 2 think what the easiest would be

[ahctlucabbuS]

Yea, I don't have the habit of going around and killing myself either

[Afronaut]

blah

[Lilmiss]

I'd go with the whacking stick. :whistling



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif

[green_beetle]

falling unconcous and then dying, but only after or during i was doing somthing historic.

[Arm]

Shoot myself or try drug overdosing/lethal combinations I know of.

[cpt_azad]

.......http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif




:whistling

i gotta go with that option :)

[bigboab]

I'll wait till the Guinness Book of Records shoots me to save them amending the oldest man record.:ermm:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You guys have gotta be kidding me right?

Did it cross anyone's mind that there may be someone reading this who is seriously thinking about it or just attempted it?

This thread should never have even got 1 reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

You guys have gotta be kidding me right?

Did it cross anyone's mind that there may be someone reading this who is seriously thinking about it or just attempted it?

This thread should never have even got 1 reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Jonno :cool:


So why you bump it? :rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down :rolleyes: Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it? :dry:

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Sorry, but once agin, not talking about something will not make it go away, Jon.

Some seriousness could have been used here though.

[DanB]

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down :rolleyes: Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it? :dry:

Jonno :cool:


You see the little roadworks sign bottom left on people's posts?

thats the report button ;)

[manker]

OMG!!!111

A thread where someone mentions suicide. That's never happened before :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

You guys have gotta be kidding me right?

Did it cross anyone's mind that there may be someone reading this who is seriously thinking about it or just attempted it?

This thread should never have even got 1 reply.

Absolutely disgusting.

Jonno :cool:

You're right.

After reading this and feeling a little upset that my team lost at the weekend I'm off to off myself.

Goodbye cruel world.

Cheese.

P.S. I want a big fkn funeral you tight bastards.

[Cheese]

Not sure how to go about this though.

Is it possible to masturbate yourself to death...?

Probably not else I'd have been dead a long time ago...

[DanB]

Not sure how to go about this though.

Is it possible to masturbate yourself to death...?

Probably not else I'd have been dead a long time ago...



I guess if you did it for long enough the friction might cause you to spontaneaously combust :unsure:

[Cheese]

I've decided to jump off a really high horse.

[DanB]

:lol: Will it be moving?

[bigboab]

In the hope someone of authority would remove it seems as there's no report button.
And anyway it was only 4th down :rolleyes: Not exactly a bump, and anyway why did you bump it? :dry:

Jonno :cool:Although I can see your point of view, Jonno. I think you will agree this is tongue in cheek. Would you like the Admin to close every thread that advocates or suggests smoking grass or taking drugs is a good thing. As this might lead all the younger members, and there are a lot, down the wrong path?:cool:


@ Cheese, really bad choice. You would not know if you were coming or going.:wacko:

[manker]

I've decided to jump off a really high horse.You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.

[DanB]

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.


:lol:


Google has no images of high horses though :(

http://www.dennyradio.com/photos/2003-12-27Christmas/images/Oliviaonherhighhorse.jpg

[Cheese]

It's okay I just listened to "Fame" (http://www.geocities.com/tvshowthemelyrics/FameSong.html) and now my delicate little mind wants to live forever. And, strangely, learn how to fly.

[Cheese]

:lol:


Google has no images of high horses though :(

"Horse" is one of those words I avoid on Google image searches.

[DanB]

Fame!
I'm gonna live forever.
I'm gonna learn how to fly,
High!
I feel it coming together,
People will see me and cry
Fame!
I'm going to make it to heaven,
Light up the sky like a flame,
Fame!
I'm gonna live forever,
Baby remember my name,
Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember, Remember.

[Guillaume]

Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head! :angry:

[DanB]

Dan, you're now on ignore list for putting that stupid song in my head! :angry:


:lol: :lol: :lol:


Just don't start dancing :music:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You could borrow Jonno's, he had one yesterday.

:lol: You cheeky tosser :lol:

Ok yeah I over reacted, it's just a touchy subject for me and thought joking about this stuff is a bit beyond the pale.

Jonno :cool:

[Mr. Mulder]

By forgetting the safety word :unsure:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

Lots of people in my class at school say I should kill myself so I would go up to the top floor of the school building open a window that faces over the playground and shout:

"Ladies and gentlemen,
the show you've all been waiting for,
on popular demand,
the suicide of (my name here),
so without further ado
let the entertainment begin!"

And throw myself out the window headfirst, hoping I splatter like a watermelon and cover the people I don't like in blood. Watermelon, like sweet revenge:01: Covering them in blood will, with any luck, scar them.

[Proper Bo]

I'm doubting that unless you have some kind of strong acidic blood.

[bigboab]

Lots of people in my class at school say I should kill myself so I would go up to the top floor of the school building open a window that faces over the playground and shout:

"Ladies and gentlemen,
the show you've all been waiting for,
on popular demand,
the suicide of (my name here),
so without further ado
let the entertainment begin!"

And throw myself out the window headfirst, hoping I splatter like a watermelon and cover the people I don't like in blood. Watermelon, like sweet revenge:01: Covering them in blood will, with any luck, scar them.
It is little wonder that you feel suicidal Spat. I would feel the same if my dad called me 'My Name Here'.:wacko: There was me thinking that Biggles had some compassion.:(

[Jon L. Obscene]

LMAO!!! :lol: Bob that's sick man :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[SpatulaGeekGirl]

It is little wonder that you feel suicidal Spat. I would feel the same if my dad called me 'My Name Here'.:wacko: There was me thinking that Biggles had some compassion.:(

A-hahaha.....not:dry: