hippychick
11-05-2004, 01:23 AM
A Cajun walks into a bar, in Kentucky, with a pet alligator by
his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my genitals
inside Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the
top of
its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.
The Cajun stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
the
back
of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up .
" I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."
his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar.
He then turns to the astonished patrons and says: "I'll make
you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth & place my genitals
inside Then the gator will close his mouth for one
minute. Then he'll open his mouth and I'll remove my unit
unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a
drink."
The crowd murmured in unanimous approval.
The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed
his privates in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the alligator hard on the
top of
its
head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.
The Cajun stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay
anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."
A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in
the
back
of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up .
" I'll try it! Just don't hit me so hard with the beer bottle."