1.(Tip) How to make a Crap Hollywood Movie

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How to make a Crap Hollywood Movie

Need your opinions on how to make a Hollywood movie Crap

There are many possibilities yet
presently i can think of only one thing

1. It ends in a factory/industrial location
2. It has a Happy Ending + national romantic music
3. One of the actors is not an actor but another american icon - Britney?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
etc

your proposals?

[{I}{K}{E}]

If the hollywood movie doesn't have a 'happy ending', US people hate it when a movie doesnt have a 'happy ending'

[ahctlucabbuS]

If the movie have a conventional 'happy ending' :P

Cast a famous mainstream pop icon/Beckham (read an article somewhere where he considers quitting football and start acting, lmao) for the main lead...

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[Guillaume]

Hero (heroin) is an angst-filled emo kid, with no sex life. Until the end of the movie, of course ;)

[exo_body]

4. some spotty teenager ends up with a future supermodel

[david622]

Having unnecessary fighting scenes in a chick flick just to get guys to see it

[Darth Sushi]

1. It ends in a factory/industrial location


I guess you hated cousin Arnold in T2! :ermm:

[david622]

I got another one:

Gives hope for a sequel by adding a question mark, to make: "The end?"

[bujub22]

:lol: do another sequel that has the audience wondering wtf :dry: matrix ;) :lol:

[cpt_azad]

anything with tom cruise or ben affleck in it

[ahctlucabbuS]

anything with tom cruise or ben affleck in it

Now that is bullshit:

The last samurai
Magnolia
Minority report
Collateral
Eyes Wide shut
Interview with the vampire
The Firm
The color of money

All good/great films (Eyes wide shut beeing one of my favorite Kubrick films) :D

Tom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/)

As for Ben affleck? Well Good will hunting was sort of entertaining, but you are mostly right.

[Cheese]

Bombard the viewer with product placement.

I, Robot was very guilty of this.

Also, make a film of a much loved comic book hero but just totally change everything about what made the comic good.

Batman is very guilty of this, and let us not forget the atrocity that was The Punisher.

[Smurfette]

I guess you hated cousin Arnold in T2! :ermm:
...and Terminator

[cpt_azad]

Now that is bullshit:

The last samurai
Magnolia
Minority report
Collateral
Eyes Wide shut
Interview with the vampire
The Firm
The color of money

All good/great films (Eyes wide shut beeing one of my favorite Kubrick films) :D

Tom (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000129/)

As for Ben affleck? Well Good will hunting was sort of entertaining, but you are mostly right.
alright so last samurai and minority report deserve recognition, but none of the other films do (magnolia fuckin sucked :1eye: )

[Afronaut]

A movie based on a book or series of books tends to fail more often than succeed.

Stephen King.

I like some of the books, movies suck more or less.

[{I}{K}{E}]

A movie based on a book or series of books tends to fail more often than succeed.

Stephen King.

I like some of the books, movies suck more or less.


Rose Red is great :01:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=11152

:lol:

[ahctlucabbuS]

alright so last samurai and minority report deserve recognition, but none of the other films do (magnolia fuckin sucked :1eye: )

Well you picked two of the poorest films on that list IMO, with magnolia and eyes wide shut beeing the best... but it's all subjective.

Still a bullshit pick of the lot though ;)

[Smurfette]

Rose Red is great :01:
http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=11152

:lol:
I haven't seen or read that one; I must get into a bookstore more often.
The Green Mile & Misery were great - and neither in the 'horror' genre at all - but he's right, almost every other SK adaptation sucks the big one.

[Cheese]

Make it too short - Daredevil.

Make it too long - The Postman, Waterworld.

[Adster]

simple

make a teen movie

with actors like

Jennifer Lopez
Britney spears
Sarah machielle Gellor

all those dolly birds and pretty boy idiots who can't act to save themselves (Ben I cant actlect)

[Galloform]

Easy one this....

4. Cast Steven Seagal as main hero
5. Rip off and update old plot heavily disguised by SFX and previously respected actors (Star Trek Nemesis)
6. Resurrect yet another unheard of Marvel Superhero, perhaps "Thunderbuttocks" or "Egg Foo-Yung Boy".

Pah!

:P

[bujub22]

A movie based on a book or series of books tends to fail more often than succeed.

Stephen King.

I like some of the books, movies suck more or less.
;) trully it was prob the best movie and book he did