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hippychick
11-06-2004, 04:53 PM
An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, (in his mid 90's) with
hair
well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling
slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for


walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well
dressed
and attractive, is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink,
takes a sip, turns to her and says,

"So tell me, .......
do I come here often?"

tesco
11-06-2004, 07:37 PM
i dont get it.

hippychick
11-06-2004, 08:40 PM
aww thats cause ur still a puppy... lol jk u'll get it when ur older... :P :flowers:

Rat Faced
11-06-2004, 08:41 PM
Yeah, he will that :(

:ph34r:

rmthegreat88
11-07-2004, 02:11 AM
not very funny :(

Keikan
11-07-2004, 03:16 AM
i do not understand.

cpt_azad
11-07-2004, 05:08 AM
lol poor keikan

Shiranai_Baka
11-07-2004, 12:27 PM
Is it supposed to have some perversed meaning? Lol

killer04
11-07-2004, 03:47 PM
Uhm i think that this is to show that old people tend to forget things

vidcc
11-07-2004, 05:07 PM
:lol:

bigboab
11-07-2004, 05:29 PM
An elderly gentleman, very well dressed, (in his mid 90's) with
hair
well groomed, great looking suit, flower in his lapel, smelling
slightly of a good after shave, presenting a well cared for


walks into an upscale cocktail lounge.

Seated at the bar is an elderly lady (mid 80's), also well
dressed
and attractive, is sitting alone.

The gentleman walks over, sits down beside her, orders a drink,
takes a sip, turns to her and says,

"So tell me, .......
do I come here often?"
:lol: :lol:

I dont remember that happening.:wacko:

Smith
11-07-2004, 07:05 PM
Uhm i think that this is to show that old people tend to forget things

oh, still dont get it :cool:

cpt_azad
11-07-2004, 11:23 PM
oh, still dont get it :cool:

:lol: :lol:

Rat Faced
11-07-2004, 11:27 PM
Neither do i...

Oh you mean the joke.. :ohmy:

:blushing:

hippychick
11-07-2004, 11:29 PM
You guys kill me... :lol: :hug:

cpt_azad
11-08-2004, 12:45 AM
You guys kill me... :lol: :hug:

awwww :)

Cheese
11-08-2004, 09:22 AM
:lol:

Virtualbody1234
11-08-2004, 12:21 PM
:lol: The posts in this thread are funnier than the joke. :lol:

hippychick
11-08-2004, 02:18 PM
oh, still dont get it :cool:
Aww thats ok canuk that u dont get it, now go back and play with ur legos and u'll get it in a few more years...lol jk... :lol: :P