If you were.........

[Jon L. Obscene]

A parent, or if you are a parent, would you take your kids to the seaside and watch them happily throw stones at seaguls?

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

Of course not, I'd tell them to throw bread with altkerseltzer inside instead :dry:

Fucking seagulls are a vermin

[Gemby!]

No, I would do it instead :rolleyes:

Only joking, I luv the animals in a non-sexual way :)

[DanB]

No, I would do it instead :rolleyes:

Only joking, I luv the animals in a non-sexual way :)


Gemby and a seagull up a tree k i s s i n g :ohmy:

[Gemby!]

:ohmy: I thought they would peck .... do birds have lips to kiss people ? :huh:

* Ponders *

[DanB]

:ohmy: I thought they would peck .... do birds have lips to kiss people ? :huh:

* Ponders *


maybe thats where the quick peck term came from? :huh:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:rolleyes: So me having a go at the father was wrong? :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:(

Jonno :cool:

[Gemby!]

:rolleyes: So me having a go at the father was wrong? :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
No

You could've got the rspca on them ! :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm scarier than the rspb :01:

Wont do it again in my town :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Yogi]

Did you throw stones at the father???http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/huhpmsl.gif

[NikkiD]

My kids generally throw french fries at them. :lol:

They used to be so bad around here, that we'd go for a hot dog and the gulls would swoop down and steal them right out of your hand. A couple of years ago they put in some sort of sonar device that deters them. It's funny actually, there are times when you can see huge clouds of them flying in towards the town/lake, and they keep changing direction and then trying another angle. :lol:

[100%]

kids are nasty

try this

1.build a sand castle
2.go far from it and watch

the first kid thay comes by - does what?

[enoughfakefiles]

Of course not, I'd tell them to throw bread with altkerseltzer inside instead :dry:

Fucking seagulls are a vermin

Is this an urban myth i heard this before. :devil:

[100%]

exactly
damn kiddie paparazzis

[Jon L. Obscene]

Did you throw stones at the father???http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/huhpmsl.gif

Not exactly :ph34r:

Was down the beach just having a look cos not been down there fore a while.
I see these 2 lads throwing flints ant seaguls, which are swooping for them thinking it's food, this wound me up, I looked round and the father was standing watcching them while eating chips, one of them called upto him "Dad I hit a bird" and the father put his thumb up and smile :angry:

With that this is the conversation that took place

Me: Oi! how would you like it if I throw stones at you?
Him: Sorry mate what?
Me: You're standing there letting your kids throw stones at seaguls
Him: No their not, their throwing them in the sea
Me: Does it seem like I'm deaf and blind?
Him: What?
Me: I saw one hit and your kid told you about it and you put your thumb up
Him: Yeah but he's not hurtinh them
Me: WTF you think a flint hitting you feels like?
Him: Not much for a bird
Me: You wanna find out?
Him: Are you threatening me?
Me: Yeah I am, you on holiday?
Him: Yeah what of it
Me: Then fuck off home and throw stones at your birds, these birds live here and so do I.

At this poiint his wife came over

Her: I'm sorry, boys will be boys
Me: I was a boy, I never done that
Her: I'm sorry

Then she pulled him away and they went, what an asshole man :dry:
We don't have any problems with seaguls, their part of our town, besides their a fucking living thing.

Ok feel better for that :01:

Jonno :cool:

[hobbes]

You "rock" Jonno.

Standing up for what you believe, and doing it properly.

Nice thread to read to start the day. :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01: Cheers dude :D

Nice pun :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[bigboab]

Well done Jonno. Sheringham has at least one upright citizen.:) Well upright most of the time.:lol: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:lol: I'm often upright :P

Jonno :cool:

[Cheese]

At least they weren't throwing fireworks at the seagulls.

[DarthInsinuate]

Me: Oi! how would you like it if I throw stones at you?
Him: Sorry mate what?
Me: You're standing there letting your kids throw stones at seaguls
Him: No their not, their throwing them in the sea
Me: Does it seem like I'm deaf and blind?
Him: What?
Me: I saw one hit and your kid told you about it and you put your thumb up
Him: Yeah but he's not hurtinh them

at this point you should have beat the crap out of him, and asked if it hurts

[manker]

I would have beat the crap out of Jonno, either verbally or physically, for trying to show me up in front of my wife and kids.

But then my kids wouldn't have been throwing stones at seagulls with my approval -- I'd have found a reason tho', fecking yokels :dry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

lol, nah Manky you would'nt :P

In all seriousness tho, it's a shitty lowlife thing to do, to kill someting for food or because it's a pest is one thing, but stoning birds is a caveman thing, hello anyone wanna join me in the 21st century....... "He'll be a man when he's made his first kill" :frusty: ffs!!

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Yes I would, don't forget my ninja status, you hernia ridden unfit specimin :01:

Since when have seagulls not been pests, btw :blink:

[Cheese]

Fecking seagulls down here would throw stones back at you. :ph34r:

[manker]

I can kill with a thought.Tis a common trait of the Apple Ninja.

JP's Geputation > My Geputation

:crying:

[callum]

Last week i watched with pride as my son flung some stones at a pair of swans, they are alot slower than seagulls, but he's only 2. Maybe next year i'll let him loose on some gulls.

[manker]

Last week i watched with pride as my son flung some stones at a pair of swans, they are alot slower than seagulls, but he's only 2. Maybe next year i'll let him loose on some gulls.
:lol: :lol:

Take him to Norfolk to do the stone throwing thing and when Jonno does his angry local act, kick him in the bollocks and let the young 'un poke him in his hernia scar while he is writhing on the floor.

That'll teach him ;)

[Jon L. Obscene]

Since when have seagulls not been pests, btw :blink:

Seaguls are pests in many places, not here, places like Newquay are over run by them , bloody great browny type things, we get black headed guls here, proper seaguls :01:
And no one has a problem, they stay down the beach :)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Seaguls are pests in many places, not here, places like Newquay are over run by them , bloody great browny type things, we get black headed guls here, proper seaguls :01:
And no one has a problem, they stay down the beach :)

Jonno :cool:
So it's okay to throw stones at seagulls in Newquay, then.

You must lose sleep thro' your complicated morals. :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

http://homepage.mac.com/uniace/Seagull/GiantGull.jpg

[callum]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Get the lad a slingshot, give him a chance.

I doubt he would give me a chance to run away if he had a slingshot. There was a couple of ducks just up the water from the swans. He couldn't hit any of them. Goes without saying the young man had no supper that night, no one has a free ride in my house.

[manker]

http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/ninjapple.gif

Sorry for sucking your width cheese.
:lol:

I think Cheese will be okay with that, it's only when Yogi does it that Cheese takes issue :ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

So it's okay to throw stones at seagulls in Newquay, then.

You must lose sleep thro' your complicated morals. :rolleyes:

I did'nt say that, you asked me how seaguls wer'nt pests, I explained.
Sorry you guys all find it funny, I don't.
Dippy parents with views like you's guys are the reason I had to buy new windows thru kids throwing stones in the direction of my house at seaguls.
I've also had the job of collectiong dead animals off the beach including seaguls. Not nice for a 5y/o kiddie to run along the beach and fall face first into a half rotten seagul and catching something nasty. Always more than 1 implication in an action.

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

To be fair, you can understand why he doesn't want Yogi to suck his width.Indeed, even he has standards. Width sucking is how Cheese's standards manifest themselves.

I hear ...

[manker]

Not nice for a 5y/o kiddie to run along the beach and fall face first into a half rotten seagul and catching something nasty. Not half as bad as a family of four having their eyes pecked out by a flock of seagulls in Bermondsey.

Don't say it doesn't happen because you know it does :dry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Not half as bad as a family of four having their eyes pecked out by a flock of seagulls in Bermondsey.

Don't say it doesn't happen because you know it does :dry:

Good evening. :ph34r:

http://img120.exs.cx/img120/3193/Untitled-1copy18.jpg

[manker]

How often, once a year and early in November. Hardly a reasonable comparison.That's just in Bermondsey.

In Littlehampton I hear it is a monthly occurance. Of course the authorities deny it, they always do.

Damn seagulls :dry:

[Yogi]

Jonno, i am proud of you.:01:

Though i'd rather see a story like that start the thread.:)



But good on you for doing your part.:D


Thanks.




yogi

[Cheese]

A seagull shitting on you is good luck isn't it? :unsure:

[Cheese]

Perhaps if someone started a rumour that the pigeons have been calling the seagulls teh ghey then the ensuing war would sort out our avian-rodent problem?