Need Revenge Advice

[100%]

At my studio the toilet is on 3rd floor in the Other building
so if i have to go
i have to Reeeally go :pinch:
the other building is normal living apartments
the toilet is in the backstairs

some b*startd in the other building keeps stealing the toilet paper
not just one roll but all of them
Its the second time this month
(new family packs)

i could lock the toilet or bring the paper with me
but then he wins
of course its a him (although women use alot in no time....)

i need some seriously evil revenge technique
to get him back for my pain and suffering

i have considered rubbing Glava (isolation/glass fiber) on many of the rolls
writting a reallly nasty note in the apartment stairs for all to see is more an embarresemnet to myself...or?
please advize

[zapjb]

Grow up. Bring your own tp. Let him/her get their own karmic payback as the universe sees fit.

[100%]

I agree its not zen atitude
nonetheless it is a boring and annoying situation
especially for something that costs next to nothing

karma payback
now thats hardcore revenge

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

I am more concerned with the fact you don't seem to mind sharing the tp.....I mean who knows what he could be doing in there with the tp....

[manker]

I am more concerned with the fact you don't seem to mind sharing the tp.....I mean who knows what he could be doing in there with the tp.... :blink:

I think I have a fair idea what he does in there with the tp.


This is a no win situation, if you exacted revenge by putting nasty stuff on the tp then you couldn't be sure of your victim and who knows ... after a few beers it might even be you or your g/f. Nasty.

The only alternative is to take it with you each time you gotta go. Stuffing enough in your pocket would ensure that the hawt chick who you sometimes see on your way there wouldn't immediately look at you, the tp roll and think of you taking a dump. That would be essential imo :ermm:

If you ever do find out for definite who the tp fiend is then I suggest writing 'The guy within steals bogroll' in pink chalk on his door each tie you walk past. Non permanent vandalism rawks :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Ok here's what you do, you go out and buy some really good tp, that cusion stuff, also while in town buy some green chillies, go home and carefully unroll the tp about 1/3 of the way, open up the chillies, get the seeds out, crush these up and gently rub the contents on the tp, once you have covered a good bit, roll it back up, take it down to the toilet and plant it......... then just sit back and wait for the screams :01:

Jonno :cool:

[hippychick]

15% click here and ur TP probs will be solved... :D :lol: :lol:
Free TP (http://www.punjabpaper.com/sample.htm)

[hippychick]

15% did u order ur 50 free rolls of TP yet? :whistling

[bigboab]

Get a thick brown make up stick and mark the paper with it. You will know its ok to use but they wont.:)

[100%]

:lol: :lol:

Thanx for all the tips

I have come to a conclusion
If i do something evil - acid\aids on tp - he is likely to do it back
(we have evidence of his scruples)
i will not buy a 5900000£ video alarm installation

I think the best solution is simply to
write a poster or put letters in mail
maybe saying something like this...
------------------------------------


Dear Fellow Apartment Collueges,

It has come to my attention
that one of you is stealing Toilet Paper from
the studio toilets in the backstairs of this apartment.
I would like to kindly ask you to stop doing this as it is rather annoying.

Should you not have enough money to buy Toilet Paper
i suggest you

1 Get a Job
2. Apply for Social Welfare
3. Use Newspapers
4. Go to this site http://www.punjabpaper.com/sample.htm
for unlimited Free toiletpaper
5.Get a Life

Have a nice day

Z

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[DanB]

:lol:

[BawA]

some b*startd in the other building keeps stealing the toilet paper
not just one roll but all of them
Its the second time this month
(new family packs)


why dont u guys have water in toilet's???
wiping arses with toliet paper dont u guys smell after that???

and if u want to find toilet paper stealer check "Toilet paper" thread mybe u can find ur suspect :lol:

[Lilmiss]

Maybe there are people in the real world, who wrap themselves in tp too. :huh:

[peat moss]

I'm the lowly warehouse manager. Fighting contasntly with the office staff. BUT I buy the office supplies , so two ply toilit paper for the warehouse staff and that old one ply for the office! :) Works for me. :lol:

[bujub22]

put small amount of vasiline all over the side and lid and seat of the toilet and leave a dirty magazine in there ;)

:lol:

optic ollusion :cool2:

[manker]

why dont u guys have water in toilet's???
wiping arses with toliet paper dont u guys smell after that???:
We have water in the toilet :blink:

Can you imagine the mess if not.


:no:

[BawA]

so why dont they wash instead of wiping.

[100%]

It has to do with Economics and profits from Deforistation
but
personally i blame my mother for potty tp training me.

[Gemby!]

People actually nick your toilet paper ??

You should be honoured *must be good toilet paper*

[hippychick]

Problem solved.

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/3396/tp.jpg

[peat moss]

Problem solved.

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/3396/tp.jpg


Ouch! Just like a woman to bring out the heavy artellery ,I mean cheese grader!

[bujub22]

the word coochie cutters come to mind when seeing that pic :(