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Jon L. Obscene
11-08-2004, 11:17 AM
I just been to the shop and bought myself some grub, I got "All Day Breakfast" sarnies, egg, bacon, sausage.......seafood sauce?? :blink:

And a !Traditional" Cornish pasty.........which was made in Lincon :frusty:

Yo man wtf? :huh:

Jonno :cool:
Yogi
11-08-2004, 11:22 AM
Yo, man, WTF???


I mean:


Grub.............. :sick:


http://web.extension.uiuc.edu/Sangamon-menard/ag_articles/ag_photos/grub.JPG
Mr. Mulder
11-08-2004, 11:23 AM
Stay away from Lincoln ...it is a dark and evil place :unsure:
Jon L. Obscene
11-08-2004, 11:25 AM
I'm not going to Lincon, my pasty comes from there, it's journey from the ground and feilds to the machine, to the soft hands of the bakers to the shop and in a few hours will come out my arse :01:
Probly look the same as it went in :rolleyes:

@Yogi....... Too predictable ;) :P

Jonno :cool:
Cheese
11-08-2004, 11:25 AM
Cornwall is still in the dark ages. You can't expect them to get pasties all the way up to Sheringham.

They would have to deliver it by foot and how would the poor guy find his way home again? :(
Jon L. Obscene
11-08-2004, 11:27 AM
He would stay here, my family on my pa's side come from Cornwall :01:
We were pasty delivererers who got lost :D

Jonno :cool:
Yogi
11-08-2004, 11:31 AM
@Yogi....... Too predictable

Maybe for you.......:P


I just found out.:wacko:

Never heard of grub, so i image-googled it...........:crying:
Mr. Mulder
11-08-2004, 11:33 AM
I've been incarcerated in Lincoln for 8 years now and haven't seen a single pasty factory :unsure:

Unless it's underground being produced by the u-no-who :shifty:
Lilmiss
11-08-2004, 11:34 AM
We were pasty delivererers who got lost :D

I got that one. :D :lol: :D



:unsure:
manker
11-08-2004, 11:36 AM
I thought we weren't allowed to mention that Jonno looks a bit pasty :unsure:
sArA
11-08-2004, 11:36 AM
I've been incarcerated in Lincoln for 8 years now and haven't seen a single pasty factory :unsure:

Unless it's underground being produced by the u-no-who :shifty:




Do you mean that you suspect that pasties are made out of Eloi by Morlocks?

:sick:
Cheese
11-08-2004, 11:39 AM
Do you mean that you suspect that pasties are made out of Eloi by Morlocks?

:sick:

Pasties taste of Weena.
Cheese
11-08-2004, 11:53 AM
Weiner? Weena? Character from Time Machine called Weena? Geddit?

I give up. :(
manker
11-08-2004, 12:03 PM
Weiner? Weena? Character from Time Machine called Weena? Geddit?

I give up. :(
I only watch about 3 things per month on the TV, that wasn't one of them.

Or is it the HG Wells book :blink:

Either way :blink:

Sorry ...
sArA
11-08-2004, 12:21 PM
Its ok cheese....I get it.....very funny.....play on words.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jon L. Obscene
11-08-2004, 12:25 PM
Pasties taste of Weena.

She was stupid :frusty:

Jonno :cool:
Cheese
11-08-2004, 01:00 PM
Its ok cheese....I get it.....very funny.....play on words.... :lol: :lol: :lol:


Thank you. I have to do a rough draft for my Time Machine essay this week, I shall try to get that joke in there somewhere. :D
Spaced
11-08-2004, 01:19 PM
Did anyone else see this?



http://img117.exs.cx/img117/2528/pastie.jpg
manker
11-08-2004, 01:21 PM
Did anyone else see this?



http://img117.exs.cx/img117/2528/pastie.jpg :lol:

I've got the google ads blocked, but I know what you mean.

The google ad bot searches the body of the post for products and tailors the ads accordingly. Quite clever, really ;)
sArA
11-08-2004, 01:21 PM
Thank you. I have to do a rough draft for my Time Machine essay this week, I shall try to get that joke in there somewhere. :D


Try these....they may help you do your field research... :lol: :lol:

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/sara5564-timemachine.jpg.jpg

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/sara5564-timemachine2.jpg.jpg

http://server5.uploadit.org/files/sara5564-P0001719.JPG
bigboab
11-08-2004, 02:38 PM
I've been incarcerated in Lincoln for 8 years now and haven't seen a single pasty factory :unsure:

Unless it's underground being produced by the u-no-who :shifty:


There is a big factory in Ruskington just south of Lincoln where they make all those things.:)
hobbes
11-08-2004, 07:54 PM
These are "pasties"

http://66.70.147.233/b/335125.jpg

Why Jonno thinks they come from the ground and why he is eating them are excellent questions.

He is right that they will come out pretty much as he ate them, as they are indigestible. Why he doesn't just stop being so dramatic and stick them on his man boobs is rather childish.