[Generic] How many keys do you carry around with you?

[Cheese]

Me?

6.

Front door key.
Back door key.
Garage Key.
2 x Bike lock key.
Another key which I'm not sure of.

[DarthInsinuate]

At Uni 6.

3 keys for my brothers flat.
The key for the mailbox.
A fancy slide card to get into the halls.
A fancy card thingy to get into my flat/room.
The key that unlocks my DVD box so i can get to Pro Evo :01:

At Home i have 3.

The door key.
2 bike lock keys, for the bike locks i don't use on the bike i don't own.

[Lilmiss]

4 for the car alone!

Ignition.
Outside lock.
Crook lock.
Petrol lock.


Then;
My house x2
My Ma's house.
My Gran's house.
And the Electric meter one.


A lot.
I'm a janiter in training.

[Afronaut]

Too many...
2 x car keys
3 times house keys
couple work related keys
some keys for guitar cases, which im too lazy to lock anyways and I wonder why do i bother carrying
2 keys for removable hard-drives
A key to my parents place
a key to landlords flat, the router is thre, plus his PC needs "attention" sometimes...
punch of other keys

Not all this in a one ring
I got one ring for Car only, rests is in other ring...

I have alot of keys around I have no idea where's teh lock.

:cool2:

[DanB]

I have 3

One for my front door
One for the fruit machines :ph34r:

and err thats it, I only have 2 actually.


Hope that don't mean I have lost one :unsure:

[DarthInsinuate]

i think everyone should do away with keys and just carry around lockpicks, like that escape artist guy

[manker]

Too fecking many.

Front&back door
Burgular alarm reset thing
Mam&Dad's House X 2
Sister's House
Gramma's House
Ickle key for a suitcase
Office
Burgular alarm turny off key
Safe key
Interior office doors X 4
Desk drawer keys X 2
Car
Missus' car
Football Club till key
Weird ones I hadn't noticed til now X 3

[Jon L. Obscene]

None :blink:

I don't have any doors in my cave :(

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

None :blink:

I don't have any doors in my cave :(

Jonno :cool:


Blown off by firework bombs no doubt :rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

One of them yeah, the other was pecked to pieces by rampant seaguls :(

Jonno :cool:

[Afronaut]

Hehe, ppl carrying keys they have no clue...

(me too)

[Cheese]

One of them yeah, the other was pecked to pieces by rampant seaguls :(

Jonno :cool:

Wouldn't have rampant seagulls if you let kids throw stones at them. :P

[tesco]

2.

house key and garage door key.

they just sit in my backpack though cause i never need them. :)

[Robert00000]

8................

[peat moss]

At least 20, most for work! ;)

[ZaZu]

2x truck keys,front/back house,2x to a padlock for a locker at a place I used to work

[bujub22]

3.....

[lee551]

when i drive one car:
2

car
house

when i drive my other car:
1

car

[Busyman]

10

[Yogi]

1

The key to happiness.

I must admit, i lose it at times.

[sArA]

house key
car key (although the garage still have that one!)
3x office keys
2x desk keys
bf house key
suitcase key (why?)

[Afronaut]

suitcase key (why?)

You're obviously semi-consciousnessly (speeling?) awating some Stud to take you for a trip to Bahamas,
or local Pub, which ever you fancy most...

;)

[sArA]

The thing is...I don't even know which suitcase it belongs to :blink:


Are you offering to whisk me away to a paradise island Afronaut? Hang on...I would get me coat, but I don't think I will need one there.... :lol:

[Afronaut]

There's one way to find out about the key,
try it on the locks, which ever fits.

I cannot afford to offer a trip to Paradise, I think thats on the Religious territory,
the price could be too much for me, ie. sanity.

And, im no Stud...

:lol:

[sArA]

There's one way to find out about the key,
try it on the locks, which ever fits.

I cannot afford to offer a trip to Paradise, I think thats on the Religious territory,
the price could be too much for me, ie. sanity.

And, im no Stud...

:lol:


You could learn...... ;)

[Afronaut]

Learn?

k, where's that book "How to hung like Horse" by DJ Stud.

nah, I stick to what im reading...
Great midget westerns, "Hung 'em not-so-high"

blah, im trying to be too funneh.

[DanB]

:lol:

[sArA]

Learn?

k, where's that book "How to hung like Horse" by DJ Stud.

nah, I stick to what im reading...
Great midget westerns, "Hung 'em not-so-high"

blah, im trying to be too funneh.


Lesson 1.

Remember....its not the size of your dick that makes the difference, its how you use it. There is much more to being 'good' than penetration (regardless of the erm...depth)

Lesson 2.

You have a tongue??? Become an expert!

Lesson 3.

See lesson 2

Lesson 4.

Take your time, it pays dividends in the end...slowly slowly catchy monkey.


There you go Afronaut....just a few basic lessons to get you started on the road to hot lurve!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Afronaut]

:lol:

for nr. 1. Oh my. see nr 2.

for nr. 2. I guess I could practise on the carpet. I need to Vacuum clean it first,
nothing sucks like Electrolux.

;)

for nr 3. See nr. 2

for nr 4. See nr.2 and pay attention of the Vacuum, and the Electrolux, and sucking.

:D

[Afronaut]

We're going Offtopic... Cheese wont like it one bit...

k, new attempt:

The Key to succesfully vacuum with Elektrolux....

:1eye:

[sArA]

Why would you want to practice on the carpet? Does it remind you of women? what sort of women have you been with that they make you think of carpets..... :blink: :blink:

[Afronaut]

2 words:

Shaved Beaver.

Not all teh wimmen have heard of that wicked animal.

Its small, quick, and smells like middle finger.

[DanB]

2 words:

Shaved Beaver.

Not all teh wimmen have heard of that wicked animal.

Its small, quick, and smells like middle finger.



:lol: :lol: :lol:

[jazzthefunk]

1 :smoke:

[dwightfry]

9

house key outside
house key inside
parents house key
friends house key deadbolt
friends house key doorknob
friends house key (old place)
van key (old vehicle)
van key new vehicle
van key doors