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Yogi
11-10-2004, 09:54 AM
Please, make me laugh, i need the distraction..........:wacko:



Anything goes, as long as it makes me laugh.


Thanks.


Yogi
Afronaut
11-10-2004, 10:04 AM
k, a horse walks to the bar, the bartender asks, why the long face?...
DanB
11-10-2004, 10:07 AM
A man walks into a bar









Ow, it was an iron bar
Afronaut
11-10-2004, 10:09 AM
ouch
sArA
11-10-2004, 10:09 AM
I am crap at jokes...I am never funny...although I do have an unnerving talent for saying appropriate things at inappropriate moments apparently :huh:


So I am sorry, I would cheer you up but don't know how.....except I could bake you a nice chocolate cake.....would that help?
Yogi
11-10-2004, 10:09 AM
k, a horse walks to the bar, the bartender asks, why the long face?...
:lol: :lol: :lol:





YogiGettingBetter:01:
Yogi
11-10-2004, 10:11 AM
A man walks into a bar









Ow, it was an iron bar
http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/huhpmsl.gif
Afronaut
11-10-2004, 10:13 AM
A man looks the world behind the bars...









... no wait, that not it...



A man and a Bar, with horses about, walks in to saying that, a ,
ummm...







..but the ending was good..

:lol:
Yogi
11-10-2004, 10:23 AM
A man looks the world behind the bars...









... no wait, that not it...



A man and a Bar, with horses about, walks in to saying that, a ,
ummm...







..but the ending was good..

:lol:

I like it this way.............:w00t: :lol:



Sara: Chocolatecake makes me smile!!!!!!!!!!



Yohi
Afronaut
11-10-2004, 10:24 AM
A man looks the world behind the bars...









... no wait, that not it...



A man and a Bar, with horses about, walks in to saying that, a ,
ummm...







..but the ending was good..

:lol:


I need to Quote this.
A true Classic imo.
Yogi
11-10-2004, 10:31 AM
I need to Quote this.
A true Classic imo.

So true.:D


http://premium.uploadit.org/poeper/yogirasta.jpg



[no idea why i post this pic. I just like her hairdo..........:w00t: ]



Yostray
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 10:44 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/that+wasnt+chicken.bmp

Heh heh.
Yogi
11-10-2004, 10:53 AM
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/that+wasnt+chicken.bmp

Heh heh.
:huh: http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/style_emoticons/default/huhpmsl.gif

http://astrosun2.astro.cornell.edu/~akgun/Image/chicken.gif
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 10:55 AM
Don't laugh too much.
It was horse meat. :whistling


:D


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/funky_chicken.gif
Yogi
11-10-2004, 10:56 AM
On the subject of chicken.................




























http://salmonella.co.uk/chicken-mcnugget.jpg
:ohmy: :blink: :crying: :sick:
*goddess*
11-10-2004, 10:58 AM
:sick: Thanks for sharing that Yogs.


:D 'Lo by the way:flowers:
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 11:00 AM
Grosse!! :sick:

McDonalds are Mafia Don's, gone wrong.




(Morning Gee! :D )
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:01 AM
:sick: Thanks for sharing that Yogs.


:D 'Lo by the way:flowers:

That is what i found on my search for a laugh...........:crying: :wacko:

'lo to you too!!! :wub:


yistorded
*goddess*
11-10-2004, 11:03 AM
:( Surely ridiculing fellow members would be a better way of cheering yourself up Yogs.


;) You got any bright ideas for fundraising for lilmiss, she needs to see oh shit was it the Vandals?? We came up with busking but as neither of us can sing or dance the best we could manage was miming.

:unsure: What cha think?


:frusty: Oops, missed yer edit, morning lm:D
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:04 AM
Grosse!! :sick:

McDonalds are Mafia Don's, gone wrong.




(Morning Gee! :D )

Gone wrong????:blink:


Were they ever right?:devil:

http://www.fuoriditesta.biz/immagini/mcdonald.jpg
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:07 AM
:( Surely ridiculing fellow members would be a better way of cheering yourself up Yogs.



Who do i ridicule, apart from myself???(wich is basically allways.....):(
*goddess*
11-10-2004, 11:10 AM
:01: I'll volunteer in the name of cheering ya up.


;) Go for it. Only Yog's tho, that's not an open invitation!!
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 11:10 AM
Heh heh.
I got my Flogging Molly tickets in the post today.
And it reads...Alternative All Nighter!!!! :w00t: :01:

Wonder if it includes breakfast? :shifty:


Searched for Yogi, ths is what I found...


izzyblog.
No one likes a dirty yogi. People may stereotype a yogi as someone with hairy pits and big meaty clods of dirt hanging between the always...

Between the always.....:blink:
*goddess*
11-10-2004, 11:11 AM
:01: I reckon you've found a winner there, lm. Well done:lol:
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:15 AM
Heh heh.
I got my Flogging Molly tickets in the post today.
And it reads...Alternative All Nighter!!!! :w00t: :01:

Wonder if it includes breakfast? :shifty:


Searched for Yogi, ths is what I found...



Between the always.....:blink:

Congrats on those tickets, Lilly!!!:01:


And between the allways.............:w00t: ?????
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 11:16 AM
:D Also found this poem.
Ahem....


YOGI Bear

(To the tune of "Camptown Races")

In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi,
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Yogi likes candy, Gummy Bears, Gummy Bears,
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Gummy, Gummy Bears, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.

Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi
Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty,
Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty
Bear...etc.

Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky,
Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky
Bear...etc.

Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly,
Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Bear...etc.

Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.

Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.

Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard,
Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard
Bear...etc.

Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker,
Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker Bear...etc.

Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey,
Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy,
Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky,
Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar,
Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny,
Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny
Bear...etc.

Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy,
Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy Bear...etc.

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker,
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty,
Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty
Boy...etc.

Ranger likes the animals, Beastial, Beastial,
Ranger likes the animals, Beast-i-al-i-ty...etc.
(This can be a natural lead-in to Beastiality's
Best)


:w00t:
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:20 AM
Very accurate, indeed...........:crying: :w00t:


Apart from:


Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.


Allways clean...........!!!!!!:01:


I do like camembert, though.

The smellier , the better!:wacko: :01:


CleanDirtyYogi
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 11:22 AM
:ohmy:


Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy
*goddess*
11-10-2004, 11:26 AM
:( No mention of Fre, perhaps some artistic licence with the lyrics is in order?
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:26 AM
Also not true:


Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.


I am not clever!!:no: :blink: :whistling























And i never use condoms.:D


No need for that.:01:


Yeunuch
DanB
11-10-2004, 11:26 AM
:D Also found this poem.
Ahem....


YOGI Bear

(To the tune of "Camptown Races")

In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi,
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.
In the forest lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo,
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear.

Yogi likes candy, Gummy Bears, Gummy Bears,
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Gummy, Gummy Bears, Gummy, Gummy Bears.
Yogi likes candy, Gummy, Gummy Bears.

Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi
Yogi has a girl friend, Cindi, Cindi Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar,
Cindi likes it on the fridge, Polar, Polar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty,
Cindi likes it up the arse, Dirty, Dirty
Bear...etc.

Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky,
Yogi's into whips and chains, Kinky, Kinky
Bear...etc.

Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly,
Cindi has a shaven snatch, Grizzly, Grizzly
Bear...etc.

Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camenbeart, Camenbeart,
Yogi has a cheesy dick, Camen, Camenbeart..etc.

Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever,
Yogi uses condoms Clever, Clever Bear...etc.

Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard,
Cindi had a little cub, Bastard, Bastard
Bear...etc.

Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker,
Cindi asks for money, Hooker, Hooker Bear...etc.

Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey,
Yogi likes to role his on, Smokey, Smokey
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala,
Boo Boo likes it upside down, Koala, Koala
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy,
Yogi's got a case of crabs, Itchy, Itchy
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky,
Yogi's got a twelve inch cock, Lucky, Lucky
Bear...etc.

Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar,
Boo Boo says he's got one too, Liar, Liar
Bear...etc.

Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny,
Cindi likes it twice a day, Horny, Horny
Bear...etc.

Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy,
Cindi sleeps in any bed, Teddy, Teddy Bear...etc.

Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.

Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker,
Boo-Boo likes to stroke his tool, Wanker, Wanker
Bear...etc.

Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger
Yogi's got an enemy, Ranger, Ranger Smith...etc.

Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty,
Ranger puts a hole in it, Naughty, Naughty
Boy...etc.

Ranger likes the animals, Beastial, Beastial,
Ranger likes the animals, Beast-i-al-i-ty...etc.
(This can be a natural lead-in to Beastiality's
Best)


:w00t:


:lol: I have that song
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:29 AM
:( No mention of Fre, perhaps some artistic licence with the lyrics is in order?

Cindi is her Artist Name.:cool:

Also FFFKAF.:blink:



Yogi
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:30 AM
:lol: I have that song

I want it!!!!!:w00t:

Can you mail it???:devil:
DanB
11-10-2004, 11:31 AM
I want it!!!!!:w00t:

Can you mail it???:devil:


Yeah, pm me your email
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:32 AM
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown,
Yogi doesn't wipe his butt, Brown, Brown
Bear...etc.


So true.


I wash.

Wiping only relocates/spreads.


I may be dirty, but i'm very hygienic.
Lilmiss
11-10-2004, 11:36 AM
:lol: I have that song


:D :P :lol:
I've never heard of it before.
DanB
11-10-2004, 11:51 AM
http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=A2FB430397391FF8128335B18BD0D6F4

There's the song if anyone wants to hear it :D
Yogi
11-10-2004, 11:56 AM
http://s7.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=A2FB430397391FF8128335B18BD0D6F4

There's the song if anyone wants to hear it :D

Dl'n now.............:D


Thanks again.
*goddess*
11-10-2004, 12:01 PM
:lol: Classic!! Thanks Dan.
DanB
11-10-2004, 12:04 PM
No probs
Yogi
11-10-2004, 12:06 PM
Wow.....:01:

Different version.........:lol:



I am a wankerbear, i am a wankerbear

He's a cucumbear.........
Etc........:helpsmili
jazzthefunk
11-10-2004, 02:03 PM
Portugese Joke:-
Question : Is Yur woman loud in bed
Answer : Yes sumtimes i can hear her all the way from the post office

:smoke: :beerchug:
Yogi
11-10-2004, 02:54 PM
Portugese Joke:-
Question : Is Yur woman loud in bed
Answer : Yes sumtimes i can hear her all the way from the post office

:smoke: :beerchug:

:lol: :w00t:


See??

One more reason for me to move to portugal.........:P
vidcc
11-10-2004, 03:26 PM
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/sexychick.jpg.....
bujub22
11-10-2004, 04:17 PM
http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/funny/sexychick.jpg.....
turkey never looked so good :lol:
Illuminati
11-10-2004, 04:24 PM
Sara: Chocolatecake makes me smile!!!!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar holding a chocolate gateau with miniature green trees on it.

Bartender goes, "Hold up - Shouldn't that be a Black Forest?"
Yogi
11-10-2004, 05:20 PM
A guy walks into a bar holding a chocolate gateau with miniature green trees on it.

Bartender goes, "Hold up - Shouldn't that be a Black Forest?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:


@VIDCC: Shouldn't that be in the sexy lady thread??:P :lol:
manker
11-10-2004, 05:22 PM
@VIDCC: Shouldn't that be in the sexy lady thread??:P :lol:

It's better than some of Bujub's silicone 'hawties' :sick: ;)
Yogi
11-10-2004, 05:26 PM
It's better than some of Bujub's silicone 'hawties' :sick: ;)
Awwww......:(


You are right, but check out the average Nightmare choice........:sick:



Btw, when did you last post something decent there??:devil:
manker
11-10-2004, 05:30 PM
Anna ;)


Also, Sabrina the Teenage Witch was my last post :w00t:
Yogi
11-10-2004, 06:40 PM
Anna ;)


Also, Sabrina the Teenage Witch was my last post :w00t:

Sorry.

Anyone posting Anna has the SexyLadyThreadSuperStatus..............:01:



More????http://moderation.forumflash.com/style_emoticons/default/naughty.gif
bujub22
11-10-2004, 06:43 PM
It's better than some of Bujub's silicone 'hawties' :sick: ;)
:mad3:
Spaced
11-10-2004, 07:01 PM
http://img34.exs.cx/img34/9315/94-targetpractice1.jpg
Yogi
11-10-2004, 07:08 PM
http://img34.exs.cx/img34/9315/94-targetpractice1.jpg

Is that supposed to cheer me up???:angry:

That is soooo sad!!!:(































Not one in the bullseye!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: