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Rat Faced
11-10-2004, 10:44 PM
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer....

natedogg
11-10-2004, 10:57 PM
lmao :lol:

Afronaut
11-11-2004, 01:58 PM
hehe

Teh Truth is out here I see... whats the number for Mulder...
... or whatshisnamewas...

killer04
11-11-2004, 03:16 PM
LOL mulder

summond_skull
11-18-2004, 05:14 PM
Damn true!!!

vidcc
11-18-2004, 11:22 PM
one of the classic best man speech jokes