Rooney - Different class.

[manker]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40525000/jpg/_40525325_rooney270.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40525000/jpg/_40525351_rooney_203.jpg

Newcastle 1 Vs 3 Man Utd

In a match where the midfielders cancelled each other out, it was down to the strikers to separate the sides. Wayne Rooney was that difference all game, the Newcastle defenders did not know how to deal with his pace and power. A great game to watch, for the neutral as well, both sides only had thoughts of winning so it was a fast and entertaining display by each team. Match report
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/3988405.stm)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40525000/jpg/_40525323_shearer270.jpg

Prophecy (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?p=916576#post916576)

For RF and Cheese, altho' I never know if RF is a mackem or not -- I know he hates Man U .. so, whatever :D

[DanB]

Rooney is mustard. I'll be watching MOTD tonight too then

[Lilmiss]

:crying:

Nooooo....the pub will be rowdy tonight, alright. :crying:

[Cheese]

I have manker on block...

[DanB]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40525000/jpg/_40525325_rooney270.jpg http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40525000/jpg/_40525351_rooney_203.jpg

Newcastle 1 Vs 3 Man Utd

In a match where the midfielders cancelled each other out, it was down to the strikers to separate the sides. Wayne Rooney was that difference all game, the Newcastle defenders did not know how to deal with his pace and power. A great game to watch, for the neutral as well, both sides only had thoughts of winning so it was a fast and entertaining display by each team. Match report
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/3988405.stm)
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40525000/jpg/_40525323_shearer270.jpg

Prophecy (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?p=916576#post916576)

For RF and Cheese, altho' I never know if RF is a mackem or not -- I know he hates Man U .. so, whatever :D


I'll quote it for you as people helpfully did for me with Azzzzzzzzzz :devil:

[manker]

I'll tell you where I stayed when I get back.

If I told you just now someone may try to follow me there. It's just too risky, sorry.
:lol: :lol:

After that first post I had the credit card and stalker gear ready, damnit.

Great pressie, btw. Are you going to see a game. Barca are top of La Liga at the mo' and playing some great one touch stuff.

[DanB]

Lucky lad :D

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

Rooney is very good (excellent for England) but Manchester united are not!!
The League is long gone................................... to either Chelsea or Arsenal!

[manker]

Lucky indeed :D

I was going to write something about mail order but, of course, a kit from the Nou Camp is much more of a special present. I've been there but never to watch a game - that is definitely on my to do list.

[hobbes]

Rooney is mustard. I'll be watching MOTD tonight too then

Is this a compliment?- as in a hot and spicy player- aka exciting

Or an insult.

If the latter, I'm going to start unleashing it on unsuspecting Americans.

You sir, are the mustard, tee hee!

[DanB]

Is this a compliment?- as in a hot and spicy player- aka exciting

Or an insult.

If the latter, I'm going to start unleashing it on unsuspecting Americans.

You sir, are the mustard, tee hee!


Its a compliment for those exact reasons :01:

[manker]

It is a compliment, as in keen as mustard - Londoners, like Dan, use it to refer to everything that is average or better than average. For example:

'Awight tweacle, 'ad me bin emptied today at 9 firty. Facking bin man only 5 minutes late, mahstard it woz.'

[DanB]

It is a compliment, as in keen as mustard - Londeners, like Dan, use it to refer to everything that is average or better than average. For example,

'Awight tweacle, 'ad me bin emptied today at 9 firty. Facking bin man only 5 minutes late, mahstard it woz.'


:lol: :lol:

I only use it on special occasions.


Did you know Coleen calls him Colmans? :unsure:

[manker]

You use it all the time :P

Who in the wild world of condiments is Coleen? :lol:

[DanB]

You use it all the time :P

Who in the wild world of condiments is Coleen? :lol:


What's his ugly bird called? :unsure:

[DanB]

What in a hail of holy shrapnel are you going on about.

It's his unemployed burd. Who bought him a £15,000 watch for his birthday.

Obviously.


Thank you, I thought it was me that had fooked up for a moment then

[manker]

I knew really, and she is quite hawt, not ugly, altho' a little blonde for my tastes - I just wanted to post 'Who in the wild world of condiments is Coleen?'

:D

[hobbes]

It is a compliment, as in keen as mustard - Londoners, like Dan, use it to refer to everything that is average or better than average. For example:

'Awight tweacle, 'ad me bin emptied today at 9 firty. Facking bin man only 5 minutes late, mahstard it woz.'


Ah, now that you use it in a full sentence, it's meaning becomes perfectly clear. :huh:

[DanB]

Did you see that pic of her in the papers the other day shouting at the photographer? :unsure: She weren't looking very nice at all there

[Biggles]

Did you see that pic of her in the papers the other day shouting at the photographer? :unsure: She weren't looking very nice at all there

I am sure someone at work said something about him being fond of aged working girls.

:ermm: This may have been a slight of course.

[manker]

Did you see that pic of her in the papers the other day shouting at the photographer? :unsure: She weren't looking very nice at all thereI haven't read the papers today yet, so no.

She normally looks quite a pretty young thing, tho' - I'd not kick her from under the duvet for ... leaving crumbs.

[DanB]

I am sure someone at work said something about him being fond of aged working girls.

:ermm: This may have been a slight of course.


Oh yeah, he got rumbled go for sessions with some 50year old hooker :lol:

[manker]

What in a hail of holy shrapnel are you going on about.

It's his unemployed burd. Who bought him a £15,000 watch for his birthday.

Obviously.
Holy hail of :dry:

[manker]

Sorry mate, I would have looked it up but ....
Actually the post is back. I got a pm to that effect last night.

I haven't checked because I just trusted the chap's word.

[DanB]

Actually the post is back. I got a pm to that effect last night.

I haven't checked because I just trusted the chap's word.


Did you? :unsure:

[manker]

Why did you get a PM. I had written gold in that thread, gold I tell you.
It was contained in a PM to tell me that the title had been changed and that there was no way in hell I was getting that long thead deleted :lol:

A kind of, 'by the way' - I clean forgot about it until I seen your post there.

[manker]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=85056

[DanB]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/showthread.php?t=85056


Very sly, hiding it a few pages back like that :whistling

[vidcc]

http://www.dumbreck.co.uk/guest_family/guest_images/mickey_rooney.jpg :blink: .

[manker]

"Hoist by your own petard, you money lending bar steward."

Gold I tell you. :lol:

No wonder Jonno wanted it deleted, people taking the piss out of me like that :whistling

[Jon L. Obscene]

Aww that was dissapointing, when I saw "Rooney - Different class" I thought it was gonna be about his GILF experiences :(

Jonno :cool:

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

I want a Man U shirt with "Rodney" written on the back of it!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[manker]

I want a Man U shirt with "Rodney" written on the back of it!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Crack on, it's one pound 75p per letter extra when you buy the shirt.

Why Rodney, is it your name :blink:

[DanB]

£10.50 for 6 letters :ohmy:

[manker]

My parents hated me when I wanted the Kanchelskis shirt for Xmas :rolleyes:

[Jon L. Obscene]

And he said the shirts were cheap :rolleyes:

Good job 'ol Arnie don't support em :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

My parents hated me when I wanted the Kanchelskis shirt for Xmas :rolleyes:


I bet, thats pretty extortionate though

[manker]

I made the amount up cos I couldn't be arsed to look on the Man U site - teh flash takes a while to load :blush:

I can find it out if ya want.

[DanB]

I made the amount up cos I couldn't be arsed to look on the Man U site - teh flash takes a while to load :blush:

I can find it out if ya want.

:lol: :lol:

you'll prolly find out its £2.75 instead :P

[DanB]

Get Dave, it would be cheaper.


:lol: :frusty: :lol:

[manker]

:lol: :lol:

you'll prolly find out its £2.75 instead :PIt's ten quid extra for up to 12 letters and two (big) numbers.


:whistling

[DanB]

It's ten quid extra for up to 12 letters and two (big) numbers.


:whistling


two big numbers as well? Bargain :01: :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Get Dave, it would be cheaper.

Now thats quick wit :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

Get Dave, it would be cheaper.
I bet your the only one who got the reference in the joke!! :unsure:

ooops sorry everyone else, did'nt read to end of thread :blushing:

[DanB]

I bet your the only one who got the reference in the joke!! :unsure:


I got it :)

Only Fools and Horses :01:

[DanB]

I like the way Rooney nicely set up Kluivert :D

[manker]

I like the way Rooney nicely set up Kluivert :D
:lol:

Didn't score tho'

About then was a decidedly dodgy part of the match where it could of gone either way.

[enoughfakefiles]

:lol:

Didn't score tho'

About then was a decidedly dodgy part of the match where it could of gone either way.

You mean kluivert could have gone anyway.He looked a bit lost there for a minute. :lol:

[DanB]

Kluivert's disallowed goal was a bit iffy

and the penalty, hmm