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hippychick
11-16-2004, 01:43 AM
LIFE IN THE 1500's
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500s:
These are interesting...
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water."

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and off the roof. Hence the saying "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying "dirt poor."
The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they adding more thresh until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying a "thresh hold."
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and "chew the fat."

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, and guests got the top, or "upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom of holding a "wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a "bone-house" and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist
of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the "graveyard shift") to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "saved by the bell" or was considered a "dead ringer."
And that's the truth... Now, whoever said that History was boring ! ! !

EtaunisniHtrad
11-16-2004, 01:44 AM
i remember when i had 1500 posts, oh those were the days....

Mathea
11-16-2004, 01:45 AM
OR

I could still bitch about it and not care cuz everyone from then is dead now

TheDave
11-16-2004, 01:56 AM
i read somewherethat bringing home the bacon is from when a church or something somewheree held a competition for men not to fill out with their wives for a year. the prize was a leg of bacon

ZaZu
11-16-2004, 02:03 AM
TheDave, I gotta tell ya, that made no sense at all....

Lilmiss
11-16-2004, 02:05 AM
Heh heh.
Sure I've read it before, but still as amusing.






"chew the fat."
Me Ma keeps going on about a programme called "Chewing The Fat".
Has anyone else heard of it, and is it as good as she says? :huh:


(She says it's real good....before any smart arsed Darths get in.)

TheDave
11-16-2004, 02:05 AM
TheDave, I gotta tell ya, that made no sense at all....
motherboard did it

Samurai
11-16-2004, 02:38 AM
Very informative hippychick. Thank you.

*goddess*
11-16-2004, 04:47 AM
:lol: Excellent stuff hippy chick, all very logical when displayed in this manner:D

MagicNakor
11-16-2004, 04:51 AM
Would be informative if it were true...but it's not...

:shuriken:

*goddess*
11-16-2004, 04:54 AM
:rolleyes: Bah, truth is overrated:whistling

Comic_Peddler
11-16-2004, 05:00 AM
A few things. I doubt very many people ate off of pewter plates, if any meal was eaten on a plate, the plate was a "trencher", plates cut from stale loaves of bread.

Next, people thought that tomatos were poisonous due to the fact the belong to the same family as belladonna, not from any sort of lead poisoning.

Edit: I stated belladonna when I meant nightshade, I apologize. Just for clarification, nightshade is the proper term for belladonna.

*goddess*
11-16-2004, 05:01 AM
:( Awwww, don't spoil it with boring stuff like facts.

foot loose
11-16-2004, 10:03 AM
heh thats well intresting also i will add

in the 1500's they used to wipe their bums after a poo with a stick... thats were the saying "you ve got the wrong end of the stick"
or
"don't get the wrong end of the stick" came from

manker
11-16-2004, 10:30 AM
heh thats well intresting also i will add

in the 1500's they used to wipe their bums after a poo with a stick... thats were the saying "you ve got the wrong end of the stick"
or
"don't get the wrong end of the stick" came from
:blink:

No leaves back in the 1500s.

TheDave
11-16-2004, 12:07 PM
a petard is a really old school bomb used for blowing up castle walls. unfortunatly they were so naff they often go off in the bombers face. hence "hoist by his own petard"

Gemby!
11-16-2004, 12:33 PM
Ah the bliss on living nowadays :P

Biggles
11-16-2004, 07:49 PM
Heh heh.
Sure I've read it before, but still as amusing.






Me Ma keeps going on about a programme called "Chewing The Fat".
Has anyone else heard of it, and is it as good as she says? :huh:


(She says it's real good....before any smart arsed Darths get in.)

It is very funny but very Scottish and seriously harsh in places.

They have come up with several catch phrases that do the rounds up here notably "Gonnae no dae that" and "You've taken that too far!" There is also the "Good Guy, Wank" one but that needs to be seen.

bigboab
11-16-2004, 07:57 PM
I wonder if it got worse between 4 p.m. and 5 p.m?:ermm:

Biggles
11-16-2004, 09:24 PM
I wonder if it got worse between 4 p.m. and 5 p.m?:ermm:

1649 was pretty crap - according to Charles :unsure:

Mathea
11-16-2004, 09:26 PM
i need a time travel machine

tesco
11-16-2004, 10:41 PM
if my was shower month then why didnt they get married in may. :rolleyes:

DanB
11-16-2004, 10:51 PM
if my was shower month then why didnt they get married in may. :rolleyes:


why would you be a shower month? :huh:

Mathea
11-16-2004, 10:57 PM
hey at least he has a goal in life

DanB
11-16-2004, 10:58 PM
hey at least he has a goal in life


Who said I didn't? :crying:

Mathea
11-16-2004, 11:00 PM
wasnt me



it was thedave i swear

Gemby!
11-17-2004, 03:29 PM
if my was shower month then why didnt they get married in may. :rolleyes:
Simpletons just never get the simple things in life ....:no:

SpatulaGeekGirl
11-17-2004, 10:44 PM
Informative and interesting, Hippychick, must use this in a story somewhere.


I always wanted to go back in time with my hair dyed blue, lots of piercings and skimpy clothes and then start talking to people in slang, just to see what they'd say before they burnt me as a demon:smoke:

Rat Faced
11-18-2004, 02:22 PM
Probably something of the lines..

"Witch!"