Nikki's Butt

[Jon L. Obscene]

Born: 21 January 1975
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 11st 3lbs
Position: Midfielder
United Debut: 21 November 1992
Transfer Fee: n/a
Nationality: English
Previous Clubs: n/a

http://www.iol.ie/~mmurphy/red_devils/profiles/photos/ph-08.jpg

Not a bad player would'nt you say? :)

Jonno :cool:

[Guillaume]

Arse!


Luring us into your threads with fallacious titling! :angry:

[NikkiD]

:ohmy:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Luring us into your threads with fallacious titling! :angry:

:unsure: I never mentioned that, I was simply making a thread about Butt, he;s a good player, been doing ok tonight :01:

:P

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Bit out of date, those stats about Nikki's Butt.

Maybe some re-examining needs to be done :shifty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I agree, I'll be back soon :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[EtaunisniHtrad]

Nikki's butt weights 11 stone and 3 pounds :huh: maybe you should lay off the cakes Miss D

[manker]

Perhaps they're 11 ickle stones and 3 pound coins :unsure:

They do stuff differently in Canadia*



* I watched the Peter Andre/Jordan thing last night so everything ending in A has to have an extra I :01:

[DanB]

* I watched the Peter Andre/Jordan thing last night so everything ending in A has to have an extra I :01:


I am glad I missed that thrilling programme

It would have driven me insania :frusty:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Oh shit I wanted to see that, I bet it was funny :lol:

@Darth . ....No, defintely not ;)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I am glad I missed that thrilling programme

It would have driven me insania :frusty:It was as funny as fuck :lol:

Jordan outwits Andre at every turn, you end up feeling a bit sorry for him.

Some of the stuff I have to watch as a pennance for all the sport i view on the TV is complete purgatory - like Most Haunted. In comparison the Jordania/Andre programme was quite good :D

[DanB]

That girl isnt as silly as she makes outi

[manker]

She could hardly be as stupid as she looks :lol:

You're right tho', Dan. She strikes me as pretty clever - I'd like to ...umm ... debate with her.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I actually think she is :lol:

You notice the whole in the centre of her back? thats where the key goes to wind her up :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I actually think she is :lol:

You notice the whole in the centre of her back? thats where the key goes to wind her up :lol:

Jonno :cool: :rolleyes: :D

She came across really well in the last two things I'vw seen her in - the docu with her blind son and that programia last night. I don't care, I like her and think she's quite intelligent :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I actually agree with that, if serious I would say she has quite a head for business :)

I'm afraid she lost all my respect when she pumped her body full of silicone.
In my opinion she was a good looking young girl with a very good figure, she then decided to ruin that and now looks fake. I have no respect for someone who does not respect themselfs and imo I don;t think she does.

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

I actually agree with that, if serious I would say she has quite a head for business :)

I'm afraid she lost all my respect when she pumped her body full of silicone.
In my opinion she was a good looking young girl with a very good figure, she then decided to ruin that and now looks fake. I have no respect for someone who does not respect themselfs and imo I don;t think she does.

Jonno :cool:


Would you nob it though? :unsure:

[manker]

I have first dibs on Jordania, Dan :dry:

Her Mum is a bit of a chav slapper, tracksuited right up she was -- right up your alley ;)

[DanB]

I have first dibs on Jordania, Dan :dry:


Its hardly first dibs :lol: :lol:

The only chavette welcome in my bed would be Britney :dry:

[manker]

Its hardly first dibs :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

Sorry, Britney is taken too.

Much to my mates' amusement, I have a pic of her as my boot screen :wub:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Would you nob it though? :unsure:

Would'nt touch it with yours mate :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[sArA]

:lol: :lol:

Sorry, Britney is taken too.

Much to my mates' amusement, I have a pic of her as my boot screen :wub:


For shame...... :dry:

[DanB]

:lol: :lol:

Sorry, Britney is taken too.



Roughly from behind if I have my way :ph34r: :lol:

[manker]

For shame...... :dry:
Come now. Can you really say that this isn't pleasing to view.

I see her for but a fleeting moment every week or so, it is worth the wait.

http://img62.exs.cx/img62/281/BritneyEditionII_Preview.jpg

:wub:

[Jon L. Obscene]

You seen that girl without makeup? , she ain't all that :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

You seen that girl without makeup? , she ain't all that :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:
Beauty is only skin deep, adonis boy :rolleyes:

[DanB]

Nor are most :ph34r:

/me runs to hide

[Jon L. Obscene]

Would you nob it though? :unsure:

No because I think a plastic doll would be cheaper :P
Also more lively from what I've seen :lol:

Ever heard the term "Sack of spuds"? :lol:

@Manker ...... thats just something ugly people say :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

@Manker ...... thats just something ugly people say :lol:
Yes, they also swathe their heads in tp to obscure teh uglyness.

Thanks :crying:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/manker/welshninja.gif

[Jon L. Obscene]

You're more than welcome :)

Us ugly peeps have gotta stick together and understand where we stand in societies thingywhatsit :01:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Of course. I do have cool hair.

That hides a multitude of sins :P

[Jon L. Obscene]

Thats funny, my multitude of sins cover my ad hair :ph34r:

Jonno :cool: