What would you do if the world was about to end in 5...

[Monkeee]

4...3...2...1... NOW!!!!!!! :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[manker]

I'm so busy inventing a device to stab fucktards through the face over the internet that I probably wouldn't deviate from said task.

:D

Yes, I stole that from bash.org :01:

[Rat Faced]

Nothing, i'd be dead... :unsure:

[Jon L. Obscene]

There's only one thing I could do, but I ain't telling you :P

@Manker .... You going to market those? Can I prebook one? :01:

Jonno :cool:

[zedaxax]

weird...i seem to have survived



phew the internet still works

[Cheese]

Laugh in my spaceship.

[cpt_azad]

Laugh in my spaceship.
not unless i get to it first :ph34r:

[zedaxax]

......and
your spaceship was still parked in your garage?

yeah id laugh at you

[Jon L. Obscene]

Why do you need a spaceship? It would appaer as Zed said that we survived :01:

altho maybe only our online persona's :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[Rat Faced]

altho maybe only our online persona's :ph34r:


I could live with that..


:unsure:

[zedaxax]

offline persona's :fear::crazy:

[bujub22]

i am immortal so who cares :P :01:

[peat moss]

Hug my little ones , and phone my mom . Hey I'm older ! :lol:


Edit: My wife says we'd have time for a quicky ! :D

[Monkeee]

YOU GUYS ARE SICK!!!! :w00t: :crying: :frusty: :ermm: :wacko: :music: :nuke:

[Donnie Darko]

Look for the closest girl next to me...hope its not my mom eeeeeewwwwww

[Mr. Mulder]

make a coffee :unsure:

[natedogg]

fuck every girl :D

[Jon L. Obscene]

fuck every girl :D

In 5 mins? :unsure:

You have the same ability as me then, a girl shakes your hand and you just had sex :01:

@RF.........Yeah me too dude, me too, he has much more fun than I do :(

Jonno :cool:

[Barbarossa]

Did I miss it?

[Lilmiss]

I would roll a spliff.
Then use the other 2 mins to smoke it!!! :01:

[sArA]

I would steal lilmiss' spliff (cos I don't have time to roll one myself) then get my bf to do his special tongue trick....whilst smoking it :lol: :lol:

Sara lowers the tone.....again! :whistling

[manker]

I would steal lilmiss' spliff, then get my bf to do his special tongue trick....whilst smoking it :lol: :lol:
:ermm: Ouch?

[sArA]

:ermm: Ouch?


I might have known.... :lol:

I am sure you understand what really meant...silly me for leaving myself wide open (pun intended)

[manker]

|:D

It did take me a couple of perusals to get what you meant. Sounds great :01:

[Yogi]

Hide in a wheely bin till the end is over.:devil: yogi

[manker]

Hi, Yogi, All is well I trust.



Btw, don't tell Jonno about teh bin :unsure:

[100%]

hiya yogi


http://www.internet-whore.com/images/stories/entertainment/funny_shit.gif

[Lilmiss]

Sounds great :01:

Apart from the spliff stealing bit. :crying:

[Yogi]

Hi, Yogi, All is well I trust.



Btw, don't tell Jonno about teh bin :unsure:
Very much so, thanks.:D

And it's Jonnay's future bin i'm in.............:whistling

But there seems no end on it's way, so neither the end of the end, for that

matter.:helpsmili

Yogi

[sArA]

Apart from the spliff stealing bit. :crying:


Its only cos I am lazy...but if the world didn't end at that moment, I would promise to roll one for you and hand it back...erm....once I had finished that is.... ;)

[Rat Faced]

Swipeing someones last spliff...

Can you get much lower? :no:

[Rat Faced]

I'll expand that to stealing the last of anything of someone :blink:

[manker]

I'll expand that to stealing the last of anything of someone :blink:

:blink: :blink:

:blink:

:blink: :blink: :blink:

[Rick Phlegm]

:blink: :blink:

:blink:

:blink: :blink:
/steals manker's last :blink:

cos I'm a bastard

[manker]

Damnit, I needed that :crying:


It doesn't look as if RF's post confused me to the extent it did without that extra :blink:

[maskawaih]

last pray?

[Lilmiss]

Swipeing someones last spliff...

Can you get much lower?


I imagine stealing my stash would be worse. :crying:

Takes 3 minutes to roll, and then for the joint theivery.
It would take an extra minute to put my shoes on and find my keys.
Then the last minute, would be used on squishing her/them under me car and retrieving spliff. http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/spliff.gif :01:





:unsure:

[Rat Faced]

Yeah... and you only had 5 seconds to enjoy it to start with..

Forget the stash.. keep yr spliff :P

[Lilmiss]

Good point. :unsure:

Or I could prepare for it now, and hide a spare spliff somewhere.
If that fails, everyone's scared of me whacking stick, anyway. :whistling



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whacking+stick.gif

[Rat Faced]

Except me... :P

[bujub22]

Good point. :unsure:

Or I could prepare for it now, and hide a spare spliff somewhere.
If that fails, everyone's scared of me whacking stick, anyway. :whistling



http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/whacking+stick.gif
i find it arousing :blushing: do it some mo :w00t:

[Lilmiss]

Well, you sir, shall be tracked, and plowed down by a Mini.
If that doesn't squish you, I will beat your cranium with my pokey stick.


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_drive1.gif + http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/th_pokey.gif

Justlikethat.


:w00t:

[Gemby!]

f the world was to end in about 5 secs, I would try and find that chewit I just lost :confused: