I've Come to the conclusion

[Jon L. Obscene]

It's a bad idea to wake up in a good mood.

This would now be the 5th day running I've woken up feeling pretty good and happy and playful, only for something to happen that depresses me.

I now understand why there are so many miserable wankers in the world, you try to be happy and cheerful but not allowed to be.

What a croc of shit this life is.

And no, this has nothing to do with wheelie bins.

Ny advice = Be miserable 100% of the time, at least then you wont get that lowering feeling.

Jonno

[manker]

I don't remember the last time I was miserable :01:

It's all about PMA, Jonno.

[Afronaut]

Yeah, life is hard, then you die.

:1eye:

[sArA]

think Monty Python Life of Brian and then things will be ok...... :)

[Rat Faced]

Jonno has no chance... No "r" in the name...

Crucify Jonno...

















I'll get me coat :ph34r:

[sArA]

cwoosify jonno and weeleese wat faced!!!

[Rat Faced]

Ah, my ablusions... :blink:

See how long it takes Sara to take the tone down? :whistling

[DanB]

What pissed you off the wheelie bin thing?

Don't worry, I had to get up after 5 hours sleep, then i threw up some and then I had to go and get a train, which was late, so I could go to the Job Centre and I was there for all of 3 minutes :frusty:

Did I mention that my train home was delayed by 20 mins too? :angry:

I might have a bath and go back to bed

[manker]

/me mumbles something about having way less than 5 hours sleep, having both sets of grandparents out of commission so teh baby is in work with me. Also I've been up since 5:30 cause the missus isn't talking to me for being a pisshead so has taken this opportunity to teach me a lesson of how hard it is to look after a 6 month old :dry:



Stil not miserable tho' :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm gonna have to sell my bike (my baby :crying: ) to pay some cunts, this time of year I'll get half what it's worth but still have to pay the £2000 left on it to pay.
I'm in a great deal of pain between severe twinges at op site and a ciatic nerve problem.

AND I'm not getting a wheelie bin :frusty:

:lol:

:(

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

http://img99.exs.cx/img99/4289/picture00227.jpg

I'm not kidding :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Where's your child? :blink:

You not making him work are you :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Where's your child? :blink:

You not making him work are you :ermm:

Jonno :cool:
:lol:

He is sleeping in that pram, I should be using this time to do some work type work .... ehhh.

Fecking FST :dry:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Is he camera shy? :unsure:

Or was he making too much noise so you thought you'd cover his face? :blink:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Is he camera shy? :unsure:

Or was he making too much noise so you thought you'd cover his face? :blink:

Jonno :cool:
He's sleeping (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&q=define%3A+sleeping&btnG=Search) :blink:

[DanB]

zzzzzzzzzzz

[Jon L. Obscene]

Can I come sleep in your office while you work? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

Can I come sleep in your office while you work? :unsure:
Sure :ermm:






/deadbolts door

[DanB]

Sure :ermm:






/deadbolts door


Let him in and then get the marker pens out :whistling

[manker]

/leaves Dan and Jonno to explore each other with thick, black magic markers.


:fear:

[DanB]

Slim to none :P

[manker]

He's sleeping :blink:

I will pass on your regards and that you supposed my good lady was an accountant, no doubt she will be thrilled, honourable profession that it is :D

[TheDave]

i cant think of anything to say

[Jon L. Obscene]

i cant think of anything to say

:lol: I think thats the best post in the thread :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[TheDave]

i'm incredibly hungry and i have half life 2. wtf am i doing on here?

[sArA]

i'm incredibly hungry and i have half life 2. wtf am i doing on here?

You can't keep away....cos you lurve us soooooo :)

[manker]

Quite the reverse, I had assumed her to be anything but an accountant. Given that she puts up with you she must be another Saint walking amongst us, like Mrs JP. That being the case the last thing I would take her to be would be an accountant.

In my minds eye she is involved in the legal world. Not much better, given, however I would not insult her with the accountancy tag.I cannot begin to think what you meant originally but you're quite correct in that, to our shared regret, she isn't blessed with the much coveted accountant tag. We manage tho'

:brave:

[sArA]

Well, whatever it is....it's a booted and suited job poor thing :ohmy:

[manker]

I'm not sure if I understand what either of you mean :huh:

Our careers are quite separate, JP. She has a proper job running a small dept in a large firm some miles distant of here while I'm merely practicing locally. This is why I have the baby. I really don't mind either, truth be known :D

[manker]

The red stapler however demonstrates an air of individuality. Could there perhaps be a "red devil" emblem somewhere thereon.I am a big fan of Office Space. :lol:

[DanB]

I am a big fan of Office Space. :lol:


You're stealing from your employers? :blink:

[Lilmiss]

Aww Jonno. :crying:
Cheer up, soon you shall have Cotton Candy rolling papers. :01:


:whistling

[Jon L. Obscene]

Aww Jonno. :crying:
Cheer up, soon you shall have Cotton Candy rolling papers. :01:


:whistling

:unsure: Uh oh :ph34r: :D

You reminded me, I meant to get licorice papers today :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

Well, as you will read, the guy who does the packets of the wasn't on the market today.
So you have fruity blunt papers.

You'll only be able to make 3 spliff's, but still....Mmmmm....:wub:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:01: Cool :D , free spliffs :01:

:lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

No. :no:

Not free spliff's, three spliff's.
Sorry, t'is me accent. :P


I can't say chimeymene either. :blushing: