Oh man, that's not right :x

[Jon L. Obscene]

In error I just picked up a 4 hour old cup of coffee which I dumped a cig butt in and took a gulp :sick:

I feel abused :crying:

Altho the cat got some of it as I spat it out :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[{I}{K}{E}]

:lol:

[Afronaut]

I little experience of my, imagine this:

Passed out on the couch, waking up 2pm really thirsty,
see a bottle water and have a zip.

T'was 96% Alcohol.

Practical jokes my ass, thats dangerous.

:lol:

30min later I was all singing all dancing again. That stuff works, I tell thee.
;)

[100%]

remember
always beaware of what you put in your mouth
(this applies to women aswell)

[Rat Faced]

Especially if your at Jonno's :unsure:

[Lilmiss]

WARNING!!! :barf:

A very dear friend I had, god bless him, had a reputation for eating anything. We would get drunk and go back to someone's to raid the fridge testing him with stupid fillings....tomato sauce and peanuts, chocolate with mayo and cereal....etc. He even picked a lollipop out of an ashtray and ate it.

Well, we went out for a BBQ at the local woods.
While putting the chicken breasts on the grill, one fell on the floor.
I squashed it with my big clumpy DM's, and it was kicked around the field a bit.
One of my friends, I girl may I add, hacked a big flemmy greeny up, and spat it between the skin of te chicken.
After cheapy bottles of cider a plenty, we put the chicken back on the grill to watch it frazzle.
My mate, knowing fine well, what had happened to the meat, still picked it up and took a huge bite.
Still makes me want to gag just thinking about it, to this day. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

[Mathea]

my friend Swilly went into someone's house, found an incredible moldy steak in the fridge... brushed it off, heated it up a litle, and ate it....

[bujub22]

WARNING!!! :barf:

A very dear friend I had, god bless him, had a reputation for eating anything. We would get drunk and go back to someone's to raid the fridge testing him with stupid fillings....tomato sauce and peanuts, chocolate with mayo and cereal....etc. He even picked a lollipop out of an ashtray and ate it.

Well, we went out for a BBQ at the local woods.
While putting the chicken breasts on the grill, one fell on the floor.
I squashed it with my big clumpy DM's, and it was kicked around the field a bit.
One of my friends, I girl may I add, hacked a big flemmy greeny up, and spat it between the skin of te chicken.
After cheapy bottles of cider a plenty, we put the chicken back on the grill to watch it frazzle.
My mate, knowing fine well, what had happened to the meat, still picked it up and took a huge bite.
Still makes me want to gag just thinking about it, to this day. :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
:lol: :lol:

a old man at my job was like that ,they made him eat raw chicken that looked cooked by dumping tons of hot sauce on it!
he also eatin way to much raw foods and never gotten sick :blink:

this ol man his name is bill ,but i call him superman :01:

he's my hero

[Jon L. Obscene]

I think the worst I know of was my mate Fairy (named cos he's a nutcase) we said we'd give him £5 to bite the head off a dead bird which was laying in the urine tray in the public lav, ......and he did, oh man, there were 6 of us, he was the only one who did'nt throw up :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[bujub22]

I think the worst I know of was my mate Fairy (named cos he's a nutcase) we said we'd give him £5 to bite the head off a dead bird which was laying in the urine tray in the public lav, ......and he did, oh man, there were 6 of us, he was the only one who did'nt throw up :lol:

Jonno :cool:
:sick: oh god!!

[Lilmiss]

he's my hero


So was my pal. :wub:




My Uncle's told me yellow snow was flavoured.
So I tried it. :blushing: :sick:
In my defence, they were mischievious and I t'was young.

[bujub22]

So was my pal. :wub:




My Uncle's told me yellow snow was flavoured.
So I tried it. :blushing: :sick:
In my defence, they were mischievious and I t'was young.
:lol: :lol: roflmao

nasty!!! :lol:

[Mathea]

yeah that definitely wins.....

beats out seeing someone eat their own shit too i guess

[Jon L. Obscene]

My Uncle's told me yellow snow was flavoured.
So I tried it. :blushing: :sick:
In my defence, they were mischievious and I t'was young.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

would have helped if you had blisters in your mouth tho :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

beats out seeing someone eat their own shit too i guess


Urm, no.
I'd say that was worse. :lol: :sick:

[bujub22]

i once put my mouth on a pole in the winter and go it stuck there for 1 hr
then right after my brother got some hot water and got me off
then gave me a orange and said this will make it better :no:



:angry: fuckking liar!!! :blink:

[Lilmiss]

i once put my mouth on a pole


:ohmy: :w00t:

[bujub22]

:ohmy: :w00t:
:dry: not that type u perv :lol:

tho i re read that and it did sound dirty :devil:

[Jon L. Obscene]

:ohmy: :w00t:

:lol: :lol: pwned :lol: :01:

Jonno :cool:

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: pwned :lol: :01:

Jonno :cool:
and once again by myself :no: :frusty:

[DanB]

Eeew, why on earth did Iread this stuff?

[bujub22]

Eeew, why on earth did Iread this stuff?
cuz of your pervert obsession

[DanB]

I wish i hadn't :sick:

[bujub22]

I wish i hadn't :sick:
u seen ike's peanut butter love u can handle this :lol:

[DanB]

poo eating, yellow snow eating, its all a bit much

[Mathea]

hows ur stomach holdin up?

[DanB]

if i don't come back in this thread it will be fine

[bujub22]

if i don't come back in this thread it will be fine
:dry: wimp

[Mathea]

if i don't come back in this thread it will be fine

awwww :(