What's with all the anonymous members?

[DanB]

Are you ashamed to be seen online or something? :huh:

[Lilmiss]

Yes. :ph34r:





Hoorah for Fridays, and choc Nesquik lip balm.
Tasty. :wub:

[sArA]

I don't hide....I am an exhibitionist :lol:

[DanB]

Nesquik lip balm? :unsure: The flavours never cease to surprise me.

It was just that earlier I was viewing a thread and it said 5 members and 1 guest viewing yet I was the only name listed :(

Exhibitionists rawk Sara :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm an exab.....ish......erm....inest :blink:

Actually I keep forgetting to show myself, shall I expose myself now or wait til there's no mods on? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

I'm an exab.....ish......erm....inest :blink:

Actually I keep forgetting to show myself, shall I expose myself now or wait til there's no mods on? :unsure:

Jonno :cool:


Wait till there is no mods on and also no me on :lol: :lol:

[Lilmiss]

I'm not all here. :huh:

[DarthInsinuate]

i've gone back to being anonymous, just like the good old days

[DanB]

I'm not all here. :huh:

any different from normal then? :P

How was your head this morning?

[100%]

Exhibit A :
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
15%* , lilmiss , DanB , manker

[Lilmiss]

It's very red. :P
When the sun shines, it looks like my hair is on fire. :rawk:

How's yours? :D


Gotta try my sari later. :w00t:

[manker]

I think people being invisible is annoying, I like seeing who is online and viewing teh lounge. We need to discourage people from choosing this method of browsing the forum.

How about a slogan!


Anonymous members don't touch the sides.

[DanB]

Flamehaired :01:

yeah mine is okay after I got over the initial shock offf the phone call. I lay in my bed going fuck fuck fuck, and when I got out of my room my flatmate was waiting to ask what was wrong :lol:

heh heh cool, Lilmiss in a sari. What colour(s) is it?

edit - manker that sounds like a good idea :D

[Lilmiss]

The sari is orange.
I look like a carrot. :shifty:

At least you woke, I'm still asleeps. :P



Manker, people only hide til you go off-line.
It's cos we don't like you. :whistling

[DanB]

The sari is orange.
I look like a carrot. :shifty:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I forced myself awake with copius cups of tea and a walk to the shop in a t-shirt.

I'd happily go back to bed now though.

[manker]

:crying:

Right that's it. I'm going to be really abrasive and sarcastic from now on :shifty:

[DanB]

What will be different then? :P

[100%]

Back ontopic Redheads(&admirrors)

Whats worse?
1.A listed member who is just there and does not reply?
2.someone who you dont know is there and replies? (aka anonymous)

[Lilmiss]

Did I not mention, we all have you on "ignore" too? :shifty:


I'm going for a strut about the market.
Maybe get some spring rolls and sweet chilli.
Mmmm....

I'm not silly enough to just wear a t-shirt though.
It's nippy out there. :crying:

[manker]

What will be different then? :PDon't tempt me, bling boy. You don't want to feel my mighty raw.



:huh: :blink:

Edit: Can someone please tell lilmiss that I'm more punk than her - I have her on ignore, you see, so can't PM her.

[DanB]

It sure is cold out there :scarf:

manker I don't really want anything of yours raw :ohmy:

[100%]

Why not put everybody on "ignore"

and live happilly in your own Ego?

[manker]

I'm not silly enough to just wear a t-shirt though.
It's nippy out there. :crying:

So you don't want to make it more nippy? :angel_not

http://www.105db.com/nipple.jpg

[DanB]

So you don't want to make it more nippy? :angel_not

http://www.105db.com/nipple.jpg


:lol: :lol: :w00t:

[Jon L. Obscene]

Why do I get the feeling Manker is trying to audition for page 7 :ermm:

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

:blink:

I have to go out for a while, please to be posting wtf that means :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I was under the assupmtion the above nipple pic was your nipple, I was expecting the next one to be with your shirt off in preperation for your Page 7 interview :lol:

Remember page 7? in the sun? they done it for a couple of years to try and get women to buy it, waaaaaaay back in the mid to late 80's :01:

Jonno :cool:

[Cheese]

I don't like people knowing what topic I'm reading hence I'm anonymous. Take that feature off and I'll take off my cloaking field.

[DanB]

I don't like people knowing what topic I'm reading hence I'm anonymous. Take that feature off and I'll take off my cloaking field.


Why's that? As soon as you reply people will know anyway :huh:

I can understand mods doing it to catch people out and hated people like Fanny Rosscoe doing it but after that I am at a loss

[Lilmiss]

:dry:

Will someone tell Manker that he is lucky he is on ignore, as he was in for a dry slap? :shifty:



It's nuggets oot there. :ermm:

[DanB]

Brass monkeys :(

Manker has gone for a while, he actually has to do some work :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Why's that? As soon as you reply people will know anyway :huh:

I can understand mods doing it to catch people out and hated people like Fanny Rosscoe doing it but after that I am at a loss

I don't post in every topic I read, I want to keep my secret love of Hardwareworld a secret.

[DanB]

I don't post in every topic I read, I want to keep my secret love of Hardwareworld a secret.


:ohmy: too late

[Mr. Mulder]

dirty linux lurkers :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

I'm skiving. :shifty:

Gonna read the last of Ectasy, methinks.

[Jon L. Obscene]

I'm not a non Emouse, I'm not here :)

Jonno :cool:

[manker]

I was under the assupmtion the above nipple pic was your nipple, I was expecting the next one to be with your shirt off in preperation for your Page 7 interview :lol:

Remember page 7? in the sun? they done it for a couple of years to try and get women to buy it, waaaaaaay back in the mid to late 80's :01:

Jonno :cool:We don't all have bitch titties, Jonno :lol:

It was actually quite difficult to find a pic of a nipple poking out underneath a T-shirt. The pic I posted was rubbish, I spose - mind, it did serve the purpose of making teh miss a bit lost for words :01:




I think I do vaguely remember the page 7 blokes :unsure:

[DanB]

http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0204/29/dunststoryth.jpg


Once again JP comes up trumps :01:

[manker]

Many thanks, I don't like to rely too heavily on your dewey decimalised softcore celeb collection incase you're not online.

One has to fend for oneself eventually ;)

[Jon L. Obscene]

I think I do vaguely remember the page 7 blokes :unsure:

:01: I was one, well sorta, I was on page 7 of the local rag :lol:

(yes you may make inueduos comments :frusty: )

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

:01: I was one, well sorta, I was on page 7 of the local rag :lol:

(yes you may make inueduos comments :frusty: )

Jonno :cool:


Bah, I have been on the front page 3 times :01:

[Jon L. Obscene]

lol, well I been on....the page before that :01: So ner :P

And I been on a chat show on sky one :01: :ph34r:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

And I been on a chat show on sky one :01: :ph34r:



What about? :unsure:

I have one of my front pages still. In fact my mate has about 6 of the papers still from 4 year back

[TheDave]

why were you on the frontpage, and was it you or a photofit? :ph34r:

[Jon L. Obscene]

I was on it for free beer and loss of earnings pay and free sarnies :01:
Oh yeah I had to be on the arguemnt side that Surfing ain't that bad.
It was called

"Dad, you're surfing your way out of my life"

My mate being the dad :rolleyes:

Can you imagine me debating on tv? :lol:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

why were you on the frontpage, and was it you or a photofit? :ph34r:


Once when I was about 10 for winning a competition, and then a few years ago for being naughty. it wasn't a photofit or a picture just the story.

:lol: That I would have liked to have seen Jonno

[Jon L. Obscene]

I wish I had a copy, I seemed to give them to everyone but me :lol:

Man that was nerve racking, and I was'nt allowed on with the tshirt I was wearing cos of advertising, so they lent me this hawiian shirt :frusty:

My tv debut and I looked a complete see you next tuesday :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:

[DanB]

I wish I had a copy, I seemed to give them to everyone but me :lol:

Man that was nerve racking, and I was'nt allowed on with the tshirt I was wearing cos of advertising, so they lent me this hawiian shirt :frusty:

My tv debut and I looked a complete see you next tuesday :rolleyes:

Jonno :cool:


heh heh classic :lol:

[Jon L. Obscene]

It's not funny man, I'm remembered for my shirt :(

Actually that made the back page of the North Norfolk News :01:

I got that somewhere, they used my surfboard as a prop too :01:

Oh btw, it was called "The Guilty Show" :frusty:

Jonno :cool:

[Lilmiss]

I was on Vanessa! :01:

I love hairy women. :D

I don't, by the way. :shifty: :ph34r:

[DanB]

I was on Vanessa! :01:

I love hairy women. :D

I don't, by the way. :shifty: :ph34r:


Yeah yeah we believe you :whistling

[Lilmiss]

:sick:

But I really was on the show.
Vanessa showed us her bruised bum, before we went on air.

The warm up, apparently. :ermm: :w00t:

[DanB]

nice, Vanessa's belly

[Lilmiss]

:no:

Vanessa's bum. :crying:

[DanB]

:no:

Vanessa's bum. :crying:


eeewwww, my brain forced me to interpret it as tum :sick:

[manker]

Why did she show her arse? Is there some sort of correlation ot the hairy theme or something :blink:

[DanB]

Why did she show her arse? Is there some sort of correlation ot the hairy theme or something :blink:


Didn't think of that :sick:

[manker]

Vanessa seems the type to have no shame, perhaps she got off on showing teh miss teh bum.

Damn, I noticed a typo in the above post but can't be arsed to fix it :angry:

[Lilmiss]

It's the warm up bit, where they rile up the audience beforehand.

I dunno about, riled....bulked maybe. :sick:
Poor doll fell down the stairs.


:shifty: :lol:

[Mathea]

whos vanessa?

[Lilmiss]

:ermm: :frusty:


The Queen of daytime tv. :01:

[manker]

whos vanessa?The UK's equivalent of Oprah.

Except a bit poorer and slightly more neurotic.

[Rick Phlegm]

The UK's equivalent of Oprah.

Except a bit poorer and slightly more neurotic.
And slightly more erratic weight changes

[Lilmiss]

She had a whole lotta rosie when I meet her. :w00t: :D

[Mathea]

can u get a pic? i did a search but i couldnt find it

[manker]

I can't search at the moment biut liik for Vanessa Feltz.

I cannot believe she has been wiped form the entire interent :ohmy:

[Lilmiss]

Type in;

Huge butt, matching mouth. :P




No, not me. :no:

[Rick Phlegm]

http://northwoodtowncc.play-cricket.com/UploadedFiles/Content/4127/jpg/_lg_vanessa_feltz05.jpg ----> http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1830000/images/_1834048_feltz150.jpg

Chilling stuff :ph34r:

[Lilmiss]

Wooot.


Vanessa rawks. :01:

[DanB]

Yeah, when she walks

[Lilmiss]

:frusty:


Where did you leave your outdoor wear? :huh:

[Rick Phlegm]

http://www.servenet.com/tedmcbain/minkcoat.jpg

[Lilmiss]

:w00t:

Loves it. :D :lol: